Proper Shower Edicate

Start by washing your hair.
Then work your way down.
When you get to your butthole
DO NOT SHOVE ANYTHING UP THERE
Not a bar of soap
Not your hand
Not a washcloth
NOTHING
You just build up a lather, place the lather in your crack. Then use the stream coming from the showerhead to rinse it away. Some of you fucks are disgusting degenerates.KYS
Do not forget to clean the bathroom before you leave. This has been a public service announcement.

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Who the fuck washes hair first?

every sane person

first world people do

>DO NOT SHOVE ANYTHING UP THERE
booooooring desu i always play with my butt when i shower

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You start with chest, then wait 5 minutes and think about your life. And then begin to wash your hair.

>not washing in and around your fucking asshole

And this is why we shart in mart y’all

Same

>not teasing your asshole with the shampoo bottle for 10 minutes and shoving it in when you just can't take it anymore

god americans are weird

no...

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This, the natural position is to go for your chest.

>DO NOT SHOVE ANYTHING UP THERE
Dont tell me what to do

The only thing that matters is that you don't want to use soap because it might get stuck/irritate the ripples which causes nasty ass bleed and hemorrhoids

>Edicate

was i supposed to remove clothes first? i am getting strange reaction.

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You forgot shaving, you degenerate.

Holy shit how did I not notice this kek

>edicate
The absolute state of American literacy

based

>When you get to your butthole
>DO NOT SHOVE ANYTHING UP THERE
Sometimes I use the handle of my Gillette razor lube it up with body wash and twist it around. Cleans my butthole out good.
You're just a coward OP

This.
kys op