/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

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Is it really illegal to criticize israel in south carolina?

>20 minutes ago
Huh, I was wondering where dixie went

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real europoor hours

Das rite

>7pm on a Sunday night
Are you guys at least drinking right now?

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nah alcohol makes me tired

Only 6pm here
Kinda want to drink but I left the beers in the car and they're probably over 26°C now which would be disgusting

apparently in Massachusetts you can make hundreds of dollars by selling your poop to doctors. Why are Yankees so repulsive?

>hundreds of dollars
try 13,000

haha that's right! he showed her!
upvote if you only listen to REAL music :)

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Is it easy to make friends in America? Not sure if I should move this year or not.

if you can hide your autism from normies, sure

where are you moving to?

Wtf I still don't listen to the Foo Fighters now

>Don't even listen to any music anymore
Don't know at what point I stopped, it just happenned I think

Not sure. At the moment I live with my parents and brother and they're all planning on moving back (my dad, brother and I were born there). I think it'll most likely be North Carolina since my dad's family live there. I have friends and stuff over here though, so I don't know if it's worth going back to nothing.

>so I don't know if it's worth going back to nothing.
probably not desu. can you support yourself in bongistan?

Yeah, I have a job here. Plus it would be good to live by myself at my age. I would like to move back eventually, like if I ever had a family of my own or just fancy a change.

>Bethesda holds press conference for Rage 2 at E3
>bring out Andrew WK instead
>the crowd is visibly confused and freaked out
youtube.com/watch?v=T97N_iAbG_Y
o i am laffin

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who

I too am uncertain, but I'm more apathetic than confused.

underage b&

Maybe he's just not as famous as you might think.

youtube.com/watch?v=DZe3KNX5fLA
This is what I sang along to while drinking on my lunch break earlier.

I need to save these posts for the evening when Plantway is here, jesus christ

This year wasn't the worst, but there has certainly been a lot more "progressiveness" than usual.

maybe you shouldn't be posting on a site for 15-20 year olds pham

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but I'm not on Reddit

Oh, by the way, it's pretty much impossible to not have friends in the south. Just try to assimilate and buy people beer and talk about how much better the south is than the north.
>15-20
Did you pretty much just admit to underageb&? Fukken flaglet.

>

is it worth it to spend my ass and my elbow on a plane ticket + accomodation, etc to the south to taste real BBQ? never had it in my life but i hear you have several versions

20 isn't underageb& nigger

>flaglet
it's not my fault the leaf in charge of redditflags can't into mobile

no but you're Norwegian so you can spend money on whatever the hell you want

half of that age range is you fucking double nigger
just look up recipes and make it yourself desu
southern cuisine is so localized it's impossible to taste a definitive version anyway.

you're god damn right I can
any particular places you can reccommend, cities/places to avoid/seek, etc?

i never said or implied that i was in that range you niggerfag

Tennessee is the best state in the south, just avoid memphis

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Avoid Jacksonville at all costs. I don't mind it, but I'm a cracker. My flip friend who regularly visits his family in the Philippines refuses to return there. And this is a man who voluntarily goes to the Philippines.

>implying there's a best state
There's only a worst state and that's Mississippi.

Wait, you're saying I should avoid Jacksonville because you think I'm not white? Am I misunderstanding something here?

>implying you're not a fag

No, Cracker is the ethnonym for Floridians.
When did I imply that?

Oh, I thought it was slang for a white person lol.

It's both.

it is, don't pay attention to anything somebody from Florida tells you.

t. divide and conquer y*Nkoid

dumb floridan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cracker_(pejorative)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_cracker
>he doesn't proudly use his state's ethnonym

dumb Gatorstani scum

rude smug flaglet

still firmly convinced that walton is underage

still fully believe that you have no basis for this other than not liking me

you're right

Why not redirecting this anger towards yanks

i like being angry

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because they like being mean to me

>they
umm, i have a name??

>posting during Conway and Virginia hours
>expecting anything besides bullying and harassment

>umm, i have a name??
yeah but the only time you use mine is to meanpost and I don't like to meanpost here so I just don't use your name unless you're being civil
I expect fun time, all the time ;^)

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What's wrong with both?

this thread is wholesome as fuck compared to the other Jow Forums generals i frequent, i might just stay.
- bbq-user

Hate s*uthern niggers

You really think he can afford both? Nirvana hasn't performed live in decades.

only until the georgians show up

also you should try making pulled beef sandwiches, it's pretty great

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To add to this I would say you can't go wrong with just buying a boston butt and going to town with some southern potato salad and thicc mac n' cheese.

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Thanks both of you. I'll look up some recipes and see if I can't make some stuff tomorrow.

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Did you go to church today?

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n-no
I drank beer and said some prayers while reading the bible earlier though

o kurwa

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malaysian mike's shitty waifu has no power over me, moshe.

GO TO CHURCH

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s-sorry sir

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just drank some milk with cookies lads

sounds tasty. I had a stroopwafel with coffee earlier.

Oh you...

I used to go on /brit/ and /interpals/ a lot years ago. I mostly go to /britfeel/ now.

Were the cookies soft and chewey or hard and crunchy?

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hard n crunchy

disgusting

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best for milk dunking
umm no sweetie
chewy is for eating dry and washing down with milk hunnie
you gotta use a dry cookie for dunking punkin :^)

>this whole thread
*snap*

suck my dick

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I hate dixie nostalgists, and I hate the fact that the state pigs protect them.
I wish nothing more than to mow all a’you down and get some fucking peace & quite ‘round here.

>Go to restaurant for some take out
>Know the owners
>Get the beer offered
>Pick the most expensive one

Will Jesus forgive me ?

ok

Houthis will win

Houthis more like who dis

why southerns are always better?

scots are better than anglos

you're mostly right tho, idk why

Outstandingly right post

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Typical grit.

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