Call yourself the Luftwaffe

>call yourself the Luftwaffe
>have no flyable aircraft
More like the groundwaffe, amirite?

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>don't award iron crosses because they are related to the third reich
>their symbol is the iron cross

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Normally I dislike people shitting on other countries, but this was kind of funny.

More like grundwaffe, amirite?

Germany has no military awards as of right now

This is the country Europe relies on to Keep slavs out

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Those in glass houses should not throw stones, especially if they're Canadian.

We have better shit than the germans as of now.

our Leopards actually work

>Keep slavs out

You can be more specific about that, it`s alright now.

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go away boris, we know your dirty tricks

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Some of the planes fly, I guess

Germans don't really give a fuck

Haha, is that my fault you can`t stand them for shit, you homo?

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>homo
no u

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wtf, even us waffles have 60 f16's ready to go.
I tought germany was rich

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we're greedy shits

The Germans are the biggest Russian dickriders in Europe. There isn't a single German party that's even tepid about Russian relations.

lol it's 1945 all over again
just give your Objektschutztruppe tanks and rename the Luftwaffe to the Neueshermangoeringdivision. At least then you'll actually be useful to your NATO obligations

Sad but true.
But the german people where forced to think that they are inferiour and not allowed to have any weapons and now everyonw is wondering why our military is shit.

Not an excuse, Japs got the same treatment yet they have a very strong military

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>Japs got the same treatment
Nigga what?! Was there cunt split? Was there Emperor taken away from them? Where they forced to take full blame on everything?
Didn't think so

>was their cunt split
yes, literally 70% of their territorry was lost
>was their emperor taken away
if bowing down to mcarthur counts, then no
>were they forced to take full blame
literally yes

>yes, literally 70% of their territorry was lost
hmm...

>yes, literally 70% of their territorry was lost

>literally 70% of their territorry was lost
a few islands, korea and taiwan is 70% WHAT
that wasn't even japans clay

>emperor must bow down
so there is one thing we had worse we agree on

>full blame
nigga they even deny public accnowledgment of the unit 734 genocides thats not taking blame, thats acting like nothing happend

Are you half japanese that you shill this hard or whats the reason?

Manchukuo and Sakhalins were literal Jap clay

>manchukuo
>1000 years chinese
>japan marches in for like 30 years
>guys 100% legit clay
HAHAHAHA

also:
>sakhalin
thats not even 5%
Stop playing hearts of iron so much and open a history book

>Manchukuo and Sakhalins were literal Jap clay
>no ethnic japs outside large cities and even then small minorities
>had to force the people to learn jap but else they never felt like a japanese

this, why even care. military is just a needless hole in economy.

>spot the slav

why? our neighbours can (have to) defend us lol

How many does Canada have? Oh wait, you have never produced a plane?

They are flying as always close to the north sea. They are pretty close to my home

>read the accusation of a green politician, who wants to abandon any weapon on thw world and take it for granted.

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we have about 200 Eurofighters and quite alot of them near the baltics. OP is just repeating bullshit quotes from green politicians.

I hate canadian posters so much

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true! their engineers once ran turbines, now they tend gardens!

>More like the groundwaffe, amirite?
*Bodenwaffe

we can get burgers to do that for us lel

well they did get nuked twice, then put under American military rule for a bit, and also have to have the emperor admit that he isn't a god which was a pretty big deal
all of that's equatable to Germany on its own, the reason it wasn't as directly harsh was because it was just America doing the occupation and Japanese culture doesn't have much place for losing

Stop insulting my country

sounds like broken translation to me, must be a serious article

>Das Kampfflugzeug wird gebrochen
This means
>The combat aircraft is being broken (someone is breaking it)
or
>The combat aircraft will be broken (someone will break it)
sorry for deleting my post. I wanted to add something.

f16 is superior american engineering