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Aye

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it's tied a real event occurring though, relationship stuff

not just generalized

proposition: mao was a nigger

what's wrong with his eyes

reporting in

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drink wank eat something tasty watch something
that's what i do at least

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One eye is constantly fixated on his toil slaves

circuit malfunction9

Free kernow

shut the absolute fuck up
would batter you into a pulp

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funny that most people would KILL for a basic cubicle today

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>Hundreds of children are waiting away from their parents inside a Border Patrol holding facility in South Texas, with groups of 20 or more children to a single cage

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I don't think people know what cyberpunk is

dont care FONT FONT FONT WAHHH MY GF DOESN'T LIKE ME WAHH FONT FONT FONT FONT FUCK OFFFFFFFF DONTTT CAREEEEE

Amricans are running on a next level lack of self awareness where they can even explain why what hey said is fucking stupid without realising it

tell us what happened lad

wanking is bad if his problems something to do with a girl you'll just end up thinking of her and it makes it worse

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Oh no no no look at this dood.....

DESPISE open plan offices

youtube.com/watch?v=9Fle2CP8gR0

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Off for a shit

bet you told all your Instagram followers how depressed you were and texted a few of your friends. fucking dumb normie. fuck off

i have half walls on my cubicle but i wish they were above the head
hate small talking with my "colleagues"

think I'm subconsciously trying to push away everyone in my life, including my immediate family, in the abstract and obviously unrealistic hope they'll 'forget' about or discard me from their lives

state of mind is proper fucked at this point haha

We're not allowed to separate illegals from their kids. So they take them out of school once a week to go to their reporting meeting because they know it means we can't detain them.

America has the right idea

Hey! I'm possible one of the 0.01% of people in the UK who support Chinese Communism! Allow me to explain why obsessively over and over with absolutely no recognition of the fact I have mental issues and am an absolute joke who nobody would take seriously in real life!

I especially like the unfinished raw industrial aesthetic of many "hip modern" offices
it lets the workers know that they are useless meat and can be replaced as easily as the jagged bolts on their cheap plywood tables

Break up the family

wish all sadcunts and virgin freaks would fuck off permanently

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>keep crying and you'll get the cattleprod beaner

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runt pen

minimum looks required to look at a female in 2018

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Once a week I book a meeting room all day and just do my normal work there on a laptop. I appreciate the quiet

never realised how empty and boring my life is until uni ended and i stopped seeing the cute girl every day

fucking bored senseless. miss sitting with her every day and just chatting shit.

your real friends and family will accept you back into the fold with open arms and the fakes will forget about you
either way its not worth it, being alone just speeds up the descent into madness

gf of several years has been ignoring me for a while so I asked her about it and she just blew me off
yes that is a normie problem but it feels so horrid

left or right?

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This image strikes FEAR in to the heart of the capitalist, both on the battlefield and in the debate hall

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They never just leave you alone though do they

why are yank virgin freaks in a thread for British normies

my mum was watching some dire CNN interview where the reporters spent 30min screaming about THE CHILDREN!!!
was so delicious

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He got btfo by a bird hahaha

objectively left

But having seen Holly naked, right

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fuck off
fuck off 'tismo mick
based

yea thought he meant it in a virgin freak way but he's just a normal hurting over his ex

whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/results-congressional-democrats-dangerous-immigration-policies/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=wh

women are actually evil aren't they
the jews and all them got it right the first time

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh this image triggers my autism so much

when did privacy die? How long until there's a toil siren telling us when to do things blaring out over the floor

how can incels compete with this?

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fuck lad you any idea whats causing it or is it out of the blue?

makes u ponder

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this strikes fear into the heart of the socialist

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bbc.com/news/world-asia-44507590

almost had a gf last year. almost had a gf this year too. fucked it up both times and now she doesn't hang out with me anymore.

feels bad lads

see also sparrows

Need are Emma to drop the braphammer on me.

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neck yourself

right has a cool aesthetic
left is a newfag and autismal

want a microsoft hololens, looks well cool

its easier to keep the workers in line with minimal supervision this way, so they have ZERO time to goof around or slack off even a little bit

this combined with several hard deadlines every day keeps the wageslave on his toes and on edge at all times, no time for even a bathroom break so pee bottles are encouraged

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right, anyone who says left is a virgin freak mentally ill yellow fever nonce fuck

Maybe find yourself a gf instead of being a pathetic friend zoned guy? It's not that hard.

lads if you strap a vibrator to your cockhead and turn it on would the vibrations make you spunk eventually?

would also like to know

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left

WHO, BABY WHO, WILL SAVE THE WORLD

bet you're the cuckyank
shut the fuck up you absolute loser

look at the size of that sauce bottle

did you ask her in person or over the phone? i bet it was over the phone.

dont forget that eyebrows there only did it because of armenian genocide remembrance day

there's something some bland and corporate about Microsoft that makes me far more comfortable with their stuff than with Google's or Amazon's (or Apple's)

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Right. Both bodies are good, but the fact is obviously better on the right.

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no she moved about half an hour away for uni after us living together for two years, I have no evidence to suspect she's been seeing someone else, don't even necessarily assume that but she's just become cold to me the last two and half months, get one word responses and I just got more

the only person I think I would actually marry and have children with, part of me is just mourning the lost of what I thought would be my life; I still don't know what's going on but I don't think my life will turn out the same and I'm not prone to be melodramatic this way

i like to put the vibrator on my balls or taint while i jerk myself off
cum shoots out at super sonic speeds

what's wrong with liking cuck porn?

She literally asked me out three separate times. If anyone was friendzoned, it was her. doing a regret now though.

Off to toil

>holly naked

Sauce?

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

imagine posting on /brit/ about your normie problems and expecting anybody to actually care
FOY and fuck OFF 'tismo mick

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you're a freak and should kill yourself

*throws you in the runt cage*

>thailad can't question whether or not this was a good idea or he'll be raped in third world prison for years
Guess it wasn't a big change moving there then

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she moved apartments like a month back without telling me, saw it on facebook so I couldn't see her in person if I tried without getting in touch and she's only give one word responses and would probably not tell me the address

asians just look like alien creatures when put next to europeans

yes

t. rested player 2 controller on my willy while playing shooting games