/brit/

everyone just leave me alone
don't want to talk about it

the gf application form

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>cute and thick

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secretly hoping mine doesn't get a masters. she's decent at school but she's on the verge of breaking down from the stress -- and that's just undergrad

I've decided to just give up wanking entirely. Wish me luck lads.

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looking forward to tomorrow

cause everyone loves fucking mondays don't they!

>autistic freak Riley left this place before I did
Literally unironically just kill me
What is wrong with me

raped in your sleep again?

no that was ryan

Turn into a full sperg when my mate is with his gf. I literally can't speak to him. She's so pretty it's unbelievable

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newfag

mboko was first noted by the irish nordie not an irish flag poster
leftypol pretending hes been posting here for more than a year lmao

>33

Woah, I'm probably the oldest one here and I would never consider crossing the 20s, yet.

lost a potential gf to stress twice. women cannot handle it even remotely.

Even if this were true, and as you can see it's a close call either way, US and UK combined are the majority of visits for sure, cuck and blacked don't even register on the lists so you are lying.

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turtle's gf?

Don't trust anyone that refers to me as "my friend"

>Man is crushed to death by his own mother's coffin after trying to push it up a bamboo ladder onto a plinth at her funeral

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Don’t know this feel because I don’t have any friends

lmao you actually think being educated makes you smart

was some wee lefty rat trying to claim he did the mboko gimmick before me?

no it was joe actually

It’s fucking hot outside.

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imagine her crushing him with those thighs

Happy Fathers Day Brtits!

Lmao you actually think working out makes you stronger

of course hes lying hes a porn addicted faggot who spends hours a day talking about cuck shit here because literally all he thinks about is wanking

Don't know this feel cause all my mates who ever had gfs had really ugly ones and although I never said anything they knew what I thought and secretly resented me for thinking this way. They were also angry at me for not lower my standards to go out with the ugly girl's ugly friend, lol. 6th form was such a shit show.

Had about 1500 calories worth of popcorn today lads

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hmm mate i think the swiss btfo you and now you're just embarassing yourself lad

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Apparently Riley is one of the people who spams cuckshit around Jow Forums

Mate hates it when I hang out with him and his bird cuz I always have her laughing and touching me cuz of the laughing and he gets all nervous and insecure even though i dont fancy her at all

fug...

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i don't, toothpaste did and i just didn't call him out on it

i have two days of annual leave left until 2019 starts

imagine ravaging her doggy-style overtop that cabinet while her tits pressed against the glass

it definitely isn't. adding up the top 5 below america already passes america.
also I did say it was at one point, not of all time. blacked didn't gain popularity until near the end of the year anyway

that's just breakfast for an american rite?

Women love making their sexuality seem mysterious, deep and virtuous. And they get mad when it's revealed to be as primitive and base as men's.

how come you're on a diet lad?

I SAID I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
I'M FINE HONESTLY

To be fair, I don't feel like uni gave me any transferrable skills whatsoever outside of social ones. The way shit is taught and evaluated needs to change, because as it is, it's just a short-term memory game.

dont like this picture. makes me think of jodie foster being gangraped in that one film where she gets gangraped on a pinball machine.

hi ryan. turned off your proxy did you? see

lesbian porn is so boring

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Had 1.2 lbs of rib eye steak as well

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can't understand people who like anal w/ women.
they're literally fucking shit.

they are different than men though. if a woman has sex with lots of dudes it's probably because she's insecure, if a dude has sex with lots of women it's because he's male and attractive

You have 0 proof of your claims mate. It doesn't come up on ANY lists. Even the gay lists which is full of big blasck dick does NOT feature blacked or blacked.com as you suggested. You're lying to cover the fact you're a little cuckold slug and think it's 'popular' to be that way.

gdp kino

love a tight tummy me, but i shant be wanking

>this is how women actually exist
Mad that, innit?

I'd argue their sexuality is even MORE base than men's. I've had women admit to wanting to be fucked by dogs and all that kinda shit. You'd never see a man admit to that.

Your country sucks balls dude

I was in South Carolina one time and it was 102 F

fuck that

Would you pull the trigger?

>trying to reason with a cuckold which is literally a disease of the mind

m8

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Apartheid In South Africa was evil

The British occupation of northern Ireland is evil

The Israelis occupation of Palestine is evil

نهاية الظلم

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i honestly don't
i have energy on monday from the weekend
tuesdays and wednesdays are the worst for me

the gf read these posts and laughed
you lads are a riot

>evil
no such thing

those boobs are a nice shape x

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got high on my own supply again lads

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All of these are true but also Islam is evil.

palestine doesn't exist. the only reason they act like they want that land so much is because jews live there

blew him the fuck out on his claim that americans are the majority of users

ate my own cum again lads

It's not about changing his broken mind it's just about not letting him convvince other people he's in any way right.

you a pusher?

Surely they are, cuckolding is only a thing in America

If you live within 30 minutes of either london, edinburgh, manchester, liverpool or birmingham I don't get how it's possible to be a virgin freak

I live in the middle of nowhere, it's an hour drive to the nearest town full of OAPs and train station(thanks mum and dad), couldn't dream of finding a GF, let a lone a social hobby

Muslims were there up until the Jews needed there “holy land” “back” after the holocaust

What's the biggest steak you reckon you could eat?
youtube.com/watch?v=vIyVQExCIiA

starting to think cuckoldry may be right.

pretty sure hes still here

2500 RDA calories seems a bit generous 2bh

doubt I ever exceed 1500 myself in an average day and thats not even for trying.

like the average regular pizza is about 800 and no-one would ever consider eating 3 pizzas in a day as leading to anything other than short-order obesity ... but not by the rda standard

stop whining and just be yourself

He's called Dave Smith and his a literal Tory bender with HIV. I am not shitting you.

nah he said americans are the majority of users on pornhub. sadly, he is wrong!

how did your parents meet then

Do you think you'll ever find true love lads?

arranged marriage

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Well I live in one of those cities and I'm a virgin at 30

All it means is women have even more men to choose instead of you

Probably Indians or something

What's that got to do with cuckshit tho

saying mboko was made up by me

You said blacked porn was at some time the most popular porn site wide. That is not true, he suggested then that it must be because you're looking at stats from just America. You then 'BTFO' his argument by proving hat in fact it isn't true for site wide, British or American. In fact it's just a complete concoction you invented to save face because you're a cuckmutt.

pathetic virgin freak

Are you from /sp/?

ancient vid but good
xvideos.com/video74505/roxy_creampie