It's a being chased dream

>it's a dream about your friend dying

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>its a falling deeply in love with a girl during a dream before waking up to reality episode

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too much

TOO MUCH

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I have the same dream at least 2 times a week
Its a really upsetting dream, but hard to describe and its quite sexual. In the dream, I am travelling across Europe and the only map I have is an average penis size by country map, and everyone is naked so I am looking at their dicks to realise where I am. for some reason I have superhuman speed and can travel fast in the dream UNTIL i get to Hungary, which has the biggest dicks. at this stage everyone sees me looking at their dicks and gets angry, and I get fucking chased and thrown into a river, which is when I awaken normally.

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>its a happy and successful life dream
>its a sexual intercourse dream
>its a heaven dream
>its a award winning and revering dream

I'm always on foot and there's multiple bad guys

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because in real life your muscles are actively working against you to stop you from moving and hurting yourself

same reason when you have a fight in your dreams you can never seem to throw the punch correctly

I often dream about people dying or me commiting some serious crime and being overridden by guilt and the thought of being in jail for the rest of my life
the rest is like comical dreams

>tfw dreamlet

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Just like your body jumps on bed when you dream you're falling and just before impact your body wakes you up

Sorry to hear that user. Nowadays I hardly ever dream, but they mostly occur during naps and I only ever dream about my friends who have moved away. If I ever had a dream like that I'd probably stop napping for good

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I had a dream where a kind of escort/brothel opened up down the street and I went to lose my virginity. I had to wait in line behind someone at first, so I heard the woman talk to him first. I noticed that at first you have the option of listing some social media off, or phone numbers that sort of thing, but I didn't know why. And then she asked what kind of woman he wanted and I think he said "masculine," or maybe there was a sign. Either way, I took "masculine" to mean dominant, and I was interested in that.

When it came my time to go up, she asked me the same question about social media, etc. For some reason, I responded with "Uh, some cash. Whatever this much cash can get me," and I help up a small wad of money like a tool. I figure I must have assumed she actually asked me how I intended to pay. Other way, she looked at me with this look like she deals with austists all the time, and I imagine a madam would.

Then she said something like "Okay, hotshot, cash it is. Now what kind of woman do you want?" And so I said "masculine," because I figure she meant dominant. But then she asked what I meant by that, in way like she knew, but she wanted me to say it. Then, my brain could not connect the dominant train-of-the-thought to the word, so I just say "male," like most people would when asked about what "masculine" meant. Then she gives me some kind of smirk and says something like, "Our women are women, are men are men. What are you really looking for today?"

And now I do a complete 180 and say I want a man, a kind of faggy femboy man. And then the dream skips ahead and I'm in some sort of open-air skating arena, on a tall plateau with another guy, although he wasn't really the type I was looking for. He seemed like a normal guy, not a femboy kind of guy. And he asked if I wanted to get fucked, and I said no, but he put on a condom anyway and starting fucking me. Then, some time passes, and now we're in a kind of orgy and I wake up with a hardon.

>Want to keep dream log
>Keep having weird fetishistic dreams

>it's a sex dream
>wake up
>still a virgin

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>falls in the stairs

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a bit gay mate

>recurring dream where I am with some prostitute and can do whatever I want with her
>always start licking her anus for starter
>wake up just when I am about to stick my dick in
why does this always happen

>getting cockblocked by morfeus
lmao

>it's a jumping really high like hundreds and hundreds of feet in the air dream and people on the ground are trying to get me

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Recurrent dreams:

-My ex-gf and I are still together and we hold long conversations about many different topics at her parents' house basement, which is where I first met her.
-It's a seemingly routine day until I realise I forgot to put on my trousers before going out.
-I am checking my shelves and when I get to the folder where I keep the official certificates I notice it is empty and they are nowhere to be found.

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iktfb. so many old friends I'll never see again. so many fun comfy times gone forever.

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I don't remember like 99% of my dreams
is this something that should worry me?
why does the dream stealer only seem to come after me?

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>it's a lucid dream where I fuck my sister in the bathroom

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Keep a dream journal and write in it after you wake up. I started doing that after I had a dream that gave me a great idea for a story but I forgot what it was a couple minutes later.

Hope I have an intense dream tonight, they make me feel alive

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>tfw can’t have dreams because i smoke too much weed before bed

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>have to get somewhere, constantly get sidetracked or cannot reach final destination for whatever reason

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Huh. That’s actually pretty neat. Explains why I wet the bed using a urinal in a dream once.

>it's a dream where I hang myself in a dark room

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Same when I was like 6-7

I have this too
literally had a dream where I was at the olympics and the gun went off and everyone went past me and I was running in slow motion

>it's a life is perfect dream
>wake up

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I have the same dream. Some important appointment, I am leaving early to be sure to not be late, but everything goes wrong. I can't find my keys, I can't find proper shoes or clothes, I lose the way despite knowing exactly where I should go, get stuck in a traffic jam, route I was going by is closed etc.
Didn't know more people had exact same dream, interesting

>play a bunch of DS2
>get dark souls dreams

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the other day i dreamt that i had a romanian girlfriend, she looked like soko (the singer) and i don't even know how i know that she was romanian.

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>try to throw a punch in a dream
>arm suddenly acts like it's spaghetti
>"what the fuck, this is only supposed to happen in dreams" t. dream me
>every single time
who /brainlet/ here?

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>it's a trying to cut my own throat dream but the doctors don't let me die

>ends up not being a dream

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>It's another dream in a dream episode and when waking up not being sure if the first dream was dreamed before or me imagening things and it is always about a girl and me making out and being happy with her and shit

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>it's a lucid dream where I get too excited about the fact that I'm lucid and wake up just 10 seconds into the dream

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>I once dreamed I was fataly wounded and laying against a colunm in some old building
>woke up with severe pain in same place and passed out while screaming for help while moving around the empty house, in the last few moments I was blind and deaf while trying to reach for sugar
it happened again a few days later, aparently I fucked up my intestines with all the anxiety from deadlines.

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>it's a running away dream but you can't run properly, so you instead end up jumping and doing a roll forward over and over
>you realize you're dreaming
>you fly to the sky and go search up a cute girl
>try to fuck her
>her vagina looks like the mouth of some prehistoric fish with 7 sets of teeth
Why?

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happened twice :(

>dreaming going to war
>all old friends are there
>we all die together

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who /sleepparalysis/ here?
>lying in bed half-asleep
>see some dark figure standing in the corner of my room
>try to get out of bad but feel completely powerless, can't move
>dark figure slowly moving towards my bed
>try to scream but can't get any sound out of me
>heavier and heavier breathing
>figure is standing right next to me and is about to reach for me
>feeling of overwhelming panic and hopelessness
>wake up with heavy breathing
I like when it happens, I always feel so safe and alive afterwards

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>It's a getting a loving gf and losing your virginity dream

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Had this last night. It was quite good but I can never seem to get a solid grasp of my flying ability. It's like that "slow punch" feeling except with trying to fly.

>fall completely in love with a girl in a dream
>share a kiss and cute, intimate moments
>wake up
>realize it was just a dream and that you'll never have such a perfect gf
Truly the worst feeling.

>i'm back in high school except the people around me are an amalgation of old friends from elementary school, high school and uni courses
>feel happy an nostalgic
>realize i'm late for some obscure class but have to use the bathroom before going in
>keep running between corridoors but all bathrooms are either occupied or the toilet is exposed for everyone to see so i can't pee

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>tfw I had dream yesterday that I had a gf
>then I woke up and the whole fucking day was ruined

>sit on the chair so much that I had nightmares about going around the town on a swivel chair

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>tfw dreaming that I could swim
always feels so fun to just traverse water like a fish

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The good news is that when you stop your dreams will be extremely potent

my dream pussy is always sweet as fuck

Cumming in dreams is underwhelming as fuck because there's no pressure from your hand. Only time i had a good orgasm in a dream was when I was coincidentally lying on my stomach. Best orgasm I ever had desu.

>wake up just when I am about to stick my dick in

Literally every lucid dream I’ve ever had. Only once or twice was I able to achieve full dream penetration.

Mine is usually too, but sometimes when you try to get some dream pussy, the woman will turn extremely unattractive or something similar will happen.

Best orgasms we're always from wet dreams. Shame I don't have them anymore.

In the past I thought that I wake up because I had never sticked my dick in anything, so my brain simply couldn't recreate the experience and cuts the wires.
But then after I lost my virginity, the dreams didn't change, I still can't fuck anything in a dream, I wake up as soon as I am about to wet the willy. But for whatever reason I can lick anus in dreams just fine and actually kinda experience it in a what I presume is fairly realistic feeling, despite never doing that irl.

Latent homosexual?

>his teeth don't feel like they're going to burst first, then they eventually shatter under violent pain

n-no

>having a nightmare
>in a really tough spot, about to get murdered
>realize that I'm dreaming
>start maniacally laughing
>yell at the murderers ''I AM THE GOD OF THIS REALM''

never happened

>on a giant rope swing
>let go right at the highest point
>suddenly wake up with a fright

Did so.

i had multiple dreams about draging a swivel chair around with me outside to school or something

Stop lying to me you deceitful Finn.

Why would I lie about such things?
I'll admit that it rarely happens, and that I've been that dramatic only twice or so, but it did happen.

Added to my list.

I had this dream so many times as a child. Eventually, it went away

>-It's a seemingly routine day until I realise I forgot to put on my trousers before going out.
I have a similar one but with my shoes.
>>it's a running away dream but you can't run properly, so you instead end up jumping and doing a roll forward over and over
I think you played too much Ocarina of Time in your childhood.

>it's a you start floating and move very fast against your will dream

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I dreamt about my dad forcing my face into a plate of yogurt covered in dog piss, trying to suffocate me
Happy father's day

>it's a dream goes on forever and when you wake up it feels like an eternity has passed episode
Those happen to me at least once a year.

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>it's a dream where you're really angry at someone but no matter how much you want to hit them or yell at them you find yourself unable to act and they keep laughing and laughing and laughing

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>it's a dream so interesting yet incomprehensible the best way to describe it is to draw parts of it episode
every night

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>it's a "guns don't work" dream

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