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To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day

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done a porcelain-shattering poo

Just had my second coffee of the day lads

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took this picture and it captures how I feel

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I'm a, I'm a, a Diva (hey)
[x6]

[Chorus:]
Now diva a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a, of a hustla
[Repeat]

[Verse:]
Stop the track, let me say that
I told you give me a minute and I'll be right back
If you new around the world and they said that I couldn't get it
I done got so sick and filthy with Benji's that I can't spend it
How you gone be talking shit
You act like I just got a flick
Been the number one diva in this game for a minute
I know you read the paper; I'm the one that they call the queen
Every radio round the world know me cause that's where I be

I'm a, I'm a, a Diva (hey)
[x6]

[Chorus:]
Na Now a diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a, of a hustla
[Repeat]

[Verse:]
When he pull up, wanna pop my hood up
Bet he betta have a six pack in the cooler
Getting money
Diva's getting money
If you ain't getting money then you ain't got nothing for me
Tell me something (tell me something)
Where yo boss at? (Where yo boss at)
Where my ladies up in here that likes to talk back (that like to talk back)
I wanna see ya'll (see ya)
I'd like to meet ya (meet her)
What you say? (Not to me)
She ain't no diva

[Chorus:]
Na Now a diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a, of a hustla
[Repeat]

Since 15 in my stilettos
Been strutting in this game
What's ya age? What's the question they ask when I hit the stage
I'm a diva bets believe it you see how she getting paid
She ain't calling him or greet him don't need him her best man
This is a stick up, stick up
(I need them bags or that money)
I'm a stick up, stick up
(You see them bags or that money)
I ladies getting up
I see you I do the same
Take it to another level no passengers on my plane

I'm a, I'm a, a Diva (hey)
[x6]
This is a stick up, stick up
(I need them bags or that money)
I'm a stick up, stick up
(You see them bags or that money)

[Chorus:]
Na Now a diva is a female version of a hustla
Of a hustla
Of a, of a hustla
[Repeat]

I'm a, I'm a, a Diva (hey)
[Repeat till end]

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Can't wait till a brit finds out which county he's in and reports his posts here to the police in fear of that girls safety because of the offensive way he talks about her and he gets fucking sheik and baked

>imagine getting turned down by a robot
Could you fall any lower?

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gf made a rather dilettantish attempt at a blowjob earlier

wonder how long it'll be before someone in the direct line of succession marries a darkie
will you lads still cling to tradition with a mulatto
i imagine by then a majority will be darkies though, it's a tough one

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London crime documentary. Fucking hell that place is an absolute warzone cesspool. You have to feel for the police there. They can never make a difference, just too much scum, all they can do is try to minimize how many people are killed, robbed or raped in any given night. pathetic how powerless they are too, everything they do is scrutinized by the pro criminal community there

This is just a low key way to introduce rapeable robots for sick freaks

>drinking coffee at midnight
the hell is wrong with you

Ah yes
Why would you buy this again?
>have to play through an IRL visual novel just to fuck your fucktoy

Think I’ve got an ear infection

i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical

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*takes a sip of his pint, nodding and turning his head towards the footy game*
Good player that Ngubu is

cokelad is poleaboo

I have a sinus infection right now it's quite annoying but antibiotics seem to help

to be fair to the british police, ignoring the retarded shit they do and all the paki rape they cover up, they are underfunded and undermanned

just seen a tim meme on facebook with 3000 shares

is this who accused him of stalking

watching a good documentary about dr dre and jimmy iovine on the 'flix

i hope you're trolling here lad

Show me the post please

can't wait until you offer more retarded legal advice despite the first thing i did was call a solicitor who actually knows what he's doing rather than some legal aid free moron. so based on legal advice i'd say you're a faggot. and why did u say sheikh and bake is there some meaning to that

>you can lead a horse to water but you can't teach it to drink

You feel disassociated with society, you can pretend to fit in all you want but you will never know what it truely feels like to belong

cokelad is a bit a legend tbf
definitely one of the better /brit/ personality

currently engaging in flirtation maneuvers with a literal 8.5 over text

she's up at midnight texting me so I must be in

go get it checked out
got antibiotics for mine (both ears at the same time) and it cleared up in days
felt like a runt trying to wait it out after that

any ndubz man in

i'm good at flirting but how do i move it to something intimate from flirting????

both figments of the megamind that is craven.

hello 2001

Alri Rasheed

Grab her boobie

press F to pray for alex zhang's family back home
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small brain

we're about to enter an ndubz renaissance

that's not her thats some club slag. and yes i was pretty much in love with her and it absolutely shattered me that i was treating a filthy whore like an angel whilst she played the part all the while fucking random men for money. that's not her btw

my name's shaniqua and wot

Ask her if she wants to come to yours casually but don't overly try and convince her otherwise you'll come off as seedy and desperate like cokemong

can you be arrested for raping a machine? will i end up in belmarsh for shagging my toaster?

last shitposter that /brit/ reported got 18months hahah

be good looking or rich

www.fb.com/tim.byrne.memes/
one photo has 65,000 comments on it

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told the gf to wipe that piss off her face and join me in bed

>not getting the reference

not craven after all

do you live in NI or England?

How can humanity end if 60% survive and also are stronger for it (extreme natural selection).

why does she toil if she's a prossie and how did you find out

nothing cringier than people showering attention on /brit/ "personalities"

virgin freaks

Wow, just wow.. Have people no shame

shh, pet

cokemong is funny the sheik was an absolute cunt who ruined threads with his autism

good post

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sheikh was a Jersey poster on Jow Forums and/brit/ who supported ISIS. some aussie emailed the police and he got done

Well, now Tim's gone mainstream who is our new mascot

Brit has been in a content drought for years

don't like when people make fun of tim to the outside world or make him aware of it
didn't seem so bad when it was just a few people laughing at videos

SOY YO

what if i'm in a club or something and i want to make out with her first???

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The alri.jpg kid

love this cretin

2016 was a good year. 2014 was a good year too. 2017 was awful and so far so has 2018 been but i think maybe it will pull through

Then go in for it or ask if you can kiss her

Usually it goes convo > dance/kiss > talk > back to yours

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just cringed

some people here sent him printed out pictures of kev, poley and the dentist with notes saying viney and stop messing me about just to fuck with him

oh right yeah the jersey kid i remember the difference here is i hurt a girls feelings rather than making terrorist threats and won't go to jail and am not intimidated by being locked up anyway the only problem is the tea is weak as fuck

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a man's favourite thing?

Yes I am aware of that but I thought it was the dentist and not brit posters?

the fact that you have to ask means that you'll never make it

my horse carriage

i am the brain of britain

no girl shall ever step foot in my house
either we go to hers or nothing

Miscarriage

nah it was kev and poley too, there was a while when he'd show kev in every video asking who he was or to stop messing him about

Have a theory that Tim is actually the puppet master pulling all the strings behind /brit/

The braindrain of Britain more like

am i the only one who sometimes worries that my toilet could break? i remember reading about that happening to someone and he had to have his legs amputated because of him getting an infection from the injuries

business idea: become xanlad

what if she's with a friend??? i was in this situation and it was fucking awkward
fucksake can you not say that pls

whoever thought those twisty caps on bottles of budweiser were a good idea needs their head checking

bizzare post
you need your head screwing on properly lad

What starts with N
Ends with igger
and wants to ride at the front of the bus?

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No I'm pretty sure it was the dentist that was sending him letters >

loving this new cokelad arc
very impressed

delete this one

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bad idea