/brit/

fuck

yeaaah dude do weed instead lmao
or lsd sooo spiritual like whooooaaa man i can see patterns all over

seriously, most drugs turn people into insufferable cunts.

prick

Just been licking a fanny, lads.

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>why no, art isn’t degenerate nowadays at all

this.
i had a massive arguement with cokelad saying exactly this. before realizing he was on coke and would probably argue the colour of the sky. seen it happen to loads of people

God I hate the poor

think furries have convinced me not to work on my webcomic

don't want them enjoying my work

I don't even do drugs myself so fuck off you little pissant

stay poor

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dickhead

overrated in my opinion

Asshole

then why the fuck do you even hang around cokeheads you bint

sometimes think about ways i could demand furries give me obscene amounts of money for petty amounts of attention without looking like the bastard i am but try to hide

have a friend who has absolutely destroyed his life through his simple inability to not do a shitload of xanax or valium whenever he has the opportunity

just a sad saga of bad to worse

I guilt tripped mummy into getting me Chipotle

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gotta think fast to keep up

nice anecdote that'll never happen to me

why are drugmongs so thin-skinned?

life aint black and white boy
long story

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he should be the poster boy for FRANK

they use drugs to cope with their failings in life and react badly when you point out their biggest failing is their drug addiction

Howling at all the mongs who said I'd get addicted to xanax. Several months later and I'm not addicted.

Stopped using regularly and only use in emergencies.

the lack of land value tax is the number 1 economic and political problem in this country

love is my drug of choice and i'm addicted

don't pretend you got anything better to do than sharing it

>have a friend
well ooh-la-de-da Mr. Rees-Mogg, don't run me over with your Bentley on the way out to the international private jet convention

she was literally my soul mate and I let her get away

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just message her back in 3 months and tell her you lvoe her like me

...

>the lack of land value tax is the number 1 economic and political problem in this country

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greentext pls

also you'll forget about her in a matter of months, trust me on this

eh, don't feel like it
its not that uncommon to have friends who use drugs in the UK

my sense of loyalty being what it is, I won't ostracise someone solely because they use drugs if i like them otherwise as a person

it's been 6 months lads

ah must be over her now then

>henry george
mah nigga
give it a few more months lad, you'll get over her

I am "over" her in the sense that I've had another gf since her. But when I think back to the time we spent together, I'm almost certain she was the one

ah well you've fucked it then haven't you

next week i'll probably have fucked my ex again and we'll be in a serious relationship free of exams and such

a hobby of mine is making random girls online fall in love with me and leading them on and then stop talking to them forever
all the while I have a long-term gf irl

was she ever your gf or just a friend?

greentext nigga

btw i fucked 3 different girls since i broke up with her so maybe just talk to her okay

sucking a nigger

you ever walk past a girl and know you'd probably be perfect for each other?

got shoulders like cannonballs
none of you could withstand a salvo from me

not you

not you either

especially not you

>exams
*walks away and finds an adult to talk to*
gf. i'm not greentexting because no one cares, just met at work, became very close, we both left relationships to be together, then we split up

>next week i'll probably have fucked my ex again
why

its their culture, you can't judge them
>youtube.com/watch?v=74V4BOF5IAg

whatever you say v*rgin freak

Some little ginger girl said I looked like casper at the mart today lads

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normies raus

get out. fuck off. clear out. scram. shoo.

i love her
im in uni and she's in sixth form hahaha u jelly

could floor any of you with my intellectual clout

>then we split up
why

what about failed normies?

if the official religion in the Roman Empire was a pagan religion, then who would have been the pagans to the pagans? every religion seems to condemn devil/demon worshippers

Free are Tommy!

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prefer not to say

raped one of the new starters at work

*references my american to english dictionary*

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What's the official religion of /brit/ lads?

introduced the gf to /brit/ and she loves it

The Romans were appalled and mortified by concepts such as human sacrifice and cannibalism, which they believed Germans, Celts and Christians engaged in.

>every religion seems to condemn devil/demon worshippers
that started with judaism. others believed others may exist, but their god was the one they chose to follow

gnosticism

islam

had 2 blowjobs and 1 sex today
anyone got a smug pepe for me

but if you needed someone to fuck a young boy up the ass and divine a flock of birds, they were top

/brit/ is an anti-papist general for Protestants.

>making random girls online fall in love with me
open bobs and vegene!
>and then stop talking to them forever
'finally that creep stop blowing up my inbox'

Noncery was more of a Greek thing.

Workplace Ramadan morning tea starts in 10 minutes!

have this

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They also disliked the body being damaged. Which is why they had crucifixion instead so the body would remain whole.

get the FUCK out

have an apu instead

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alri lads

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hahaha what are you a muslim

*crucifies you*

nah mate it was like that when i found it i even put in a full tank of petrol before i put it back, stop trying to bilk me.

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Not doing drugs won't fix a shattered psyche

How is getting fucked in the ass considered gay ?
It is NOT gay. Males literally have a pleasure button many times more effective than the penis right there in their colon and a penis is just the right tool to press it.

Why associate such a mythos of domination and masculinity to an act as natural as breathing. I for one, reject this politicisation of sexual gratification.

most males don't have that pleasure button actually

ramadan finished on friday lad

the "pleasure button" doesn't exist

just remembered in year 8 when the paki in the paki shop would serve the girls alcohol if they flashed their tits fucking grim haha

tried to give my best friend a blow job when we were 19
he almost punched me in the face and then he never spoke to me again

yeah it does, it's the [x] at the top right of the screen that closes this shit thread