What now, cheesedicks?

kek

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What I wanna know is how'd this shit get started in first place, like some insane fuckwit goes off somewhere into his cave, starts hacking away at his cock with a dirty sharpened rock or some shit, then fucks off back to the village covered in blood with dick skin in his hand and convinces a bunch of other fuckheads to go ahead and do this shit aswell? like what?

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>be American
>want to have a wank
>buy lube
>put it on dick
>have to be alone in house because its so loud
>don't feel a thing

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>mandatory at birth
yeah, fuck human rights

>I don't want more pleasurable sex

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Some jew didn't want his son jacking off and cut the kid's penis off.

still, why do they need lube? does circumcision inhibit the production of pre

For anglo countries it started during victorian times to prevent masturbation. The Brits realised the practice is retarded and stopped doing it.
The americans kept doing it because "lol protestantism".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Masturbation_concerns

>being better in bed

lol the shekelberg delusion is off the charts

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i don't even like actual fucking in porn but when a dick does sneak it fuck me cunt those circumcised ones look bad. Like fucking diseased mushrooms on the end of a dick

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>South Africa
That explains it. Circumcision actually is a good thing in poor countries, it just makes no sense in the developed world.

Oh look another thread where fags talk about cock.

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>Circumcision actually is a good thing in poor countries

It's not a good thing anywhere.

This is accurate, I am uncut and I have literally never had a chick say a fucking thing about it.

>nor is it harmful
Cutting up the genitals of a newborn without anesthetics sounds pretty harmful to me.

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When your country has over 10% of the population with HIV, no access to condoms and non access to showers then yes, it does.

They guy who started the Kellogg’s company is unironically to blame for how widely practiced circumcision is and the crock of shit benefits people believe it gives you.
I’m not making this up
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention
Americans mutilate their sons dick because the cereal man who advocated torturing those masturbate told them too

Are you one of those people who thinks it helps prevent HIV? Jesus, man.

it does
cancer.org/cancer/penile-cancer/detection-diagnosis-staging/staging.html
now you know

>91091241
good thing I have no dick to get cancer on =D

because it feels better when some kind of skin rolls over the flare of the glans, so
im a cutfag burger but i stopped using lube a long time ago when i got lazy and just started rolling what little foreskin i had over my dick.
incidentally my goreskin has stretched out a bit over the years from this and its much easier now, i sort of understand what im missing out on

uh open bob then?

cutfag here. I here uncut guys can fap without lube or spit. how is that possible?

It is not a right. You don't have the right to mutilate someone before they're capable of consent. You aren't being oppressed by anti-circumcision laws, they are to stop you being the oppressor.

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>I here

how does mutilating your cock prevent you from contracting venereal diseases?

You realize foreskins retract, right? It looks the same as a cut dick when erect.

>being uncut weirds American girls
I never meet one

wew
cec

There was some study that showed circumcised blacks in africa were less likely to get HIV. Basically it's a total non argument if you're a white person in a first world country.

>American girls
dont care lmao

If so many kids didn't have their dicks accidently lopped off in los estados, I might have considered it
...nah

The foreskin lubes you up just fine.

I wish we could resurrect Harvey Kellogg and run some real I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream-grade torture on him. He 100% deserves it because of the tens of millions of American men he helped to mutilate with his puritan cultural engineering bullshit. Goddamn evil, mentally ill, sadistic motherfucker. My strongest desire is for every genital mutilation advocate to end up in hell.

unless you have phimosis

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unironically based

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Nobody took Kellogg seriously. Look up Lewis Sayre and Peter Remondino. Those guys are the ones who got this shit started here.

I'm circumcized and I literally cannot jerk off without lube.

I hate my parents for butchering me like this

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>cutfags will never know the feeling of making piss bombs with your foreskin

dickcheese works fine until you get wet

Wow a .000001 less chance to get cancer every year, amazing. Why haven't we started doing brain hemisphere removals to reduce risk of brain cancer? Or taking chunks of organs out? We've already trimmed baby dicks, how have we not crossed this line?

>being better in bed
the cutting foreskin meme was literally made so that men would not enjoy sex. Also foreskin doesn't give you stds, whores give you stds.

Mine never has.

retracted or looked the same as a cut dick?

end your life, frogposter
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Retracted. For the record, I can force it down and I do when I shower, it's just never done it by itself.

look into some stretching exercises for it or something, maybe even see a doctor, it should be able to easily retract

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