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TROUSERS

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early runt spastic neueue wankstain mongrel with a wet brain

I'm too broken for your god to fix me

the names of the sports are different in each country?

60 posts early hmm

Don't worry, we'll heem the janny if he come round

i'm a lovable rogue

hmmm
just realised some underlying sociopathic aggression and hatred for my mother might be the cause of my inability to allow pleasant things to lift my mood

you're a failed abortion who would have been better off wiped on the pillow

your mum sleeps in my spunk pillows

least i have a mum

i have a mum

whens the next obligatory gift giving day

fantasizing about inflicting pain and torment on characters in cartoons as a kid isn't a good sign right

prove it

no you prove it

picture of me and your mum (me on the left)

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my mum's prettier

hot, is she aussie, love aussies

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maybe she is, maybe she isn't

any iss 64 man in?
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thanks for confirming she is british

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we did it reddit

funny this shite genre still exists

all me desu

Business Idea: Slavery

*cuddlerapes u*

Favourite sort of cheese?
Enjoying a bit of Dutch smoked.

it's called capitalism and it already exists

FOY

*inhales*
*exhales*
WHOOOOOOOOOSH
*blows away all the runts*

*doesn't move&*

*sits back with a contented smile*

bit windy here ha-ha-haooeueuueuuu help meeee

*am completely fine due to my small and slender hairless figure*

Love me some péñïß cheese

velveeta

grated

melted

only posh cunts eat cheese

cheddar both fresh curds and aged blocks

In the Commision, you ask for permission to hit em
He don't like me, hit him while wild wifey was wit em

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For me it's astromommy Nicole Stott

Dubliner

astromummy

>The racist and homophobic "Hell Shaking Street Preachers" are chased from Portland Pride by Antifa and Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice

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wtf is wrong with wypipo

>not a single /brit/ flag in the thread
really makes you think

you must have me hidden

Orthodox religion is based, catholics and pr*testants can't compete

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>Orthodox
The people who refuse to accept Jesus's commandment that the Church is built on Peter are based?

wh*t the f*ck

sex is the solution to all stress related problems

when i rail a lass the tension just leaves my body

And the Peabody award goes to...

me

any /shagging their ex next week/ man in

Considering getting a folding pool table so the lads don't banter me for being shit at pool anymore

holy shit just get new friends

eh

>pounding it doggy style or missionary with her legs on your chest
I know exactly what you mean lad and it's kinda fun tbqh. not sure about it being a solution, but it certainly makes one forget about everything else going on in your life for a while

when someone does me missionary like that it feels like its pounding my cervix

but in a good way

bender

yeah, i'd say so

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vile redditspacing trollop

Ah reet lads?

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would rather just spend the 200 quid ish on a pool table

Ah Reet Are Mate Has Ye Mam Got An Inside Toilet Yert

i am not a trollop

Donde esta Beto?

just got up
someone was doing some very loud banging and I can't get back to sleep

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Still just stomp my shits down the bath drain 2bh.

the fact that you are blogposting about getting fucked on /brit/ and used the term "someone" instead of "my boyfriend" proves you are a digusting vile trollop that should leave

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getting laid

can't imagine doing this as any time shit touches my hand my hand smells like it regardless of how much I wash it

Ah yes, the Irish.

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Funky Pigeon Dot Com

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ive never had a one night stand

someone meant my ex's

hate it when the construction season starts
i can choose being having my window closed and dying of heat or getting woken up at 7-8am by jackhammers

Hate when people try that "macho" shit with me.

oh I see it now, there's a finger mark

I can hear the sound of Frosties hitting me plate

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always weirds me out when someone that isn't particularly confident or alpha has a vice grip
feels like they are compensating

Love Island. Thoughts?

they are and thats why i give them a look of bemusement

Good show, UK version is far superior

Shpock it

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get yer own

bunch of kief in my grinder
yummy

Alri thots?

cringe