That 30 year old boomer that can't tell a joke news website from a real one

>that 30 year old boomer that can't tell a joke news website from a real one

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Haha

Ok this is epic

The average Trump supporter

>getting your stuff from r*ddit

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Inside the mind of the average free marketer

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Another fine red blooded American

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Hello plebbit

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i want to kill

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>Ends with quoting the bible
It's perfect

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I know a lot of people who think like this in real life. They are really nice people but have such a deluded world view that they end up not enjoying life from always feeling in fear of external control. These are usually upper middle class white Americans who live in a suburb outside a small town with a church on every corner and have to drive 8 miles just to get to a grocery store. The suicide rates in these towns are usually over 30 per 100,000.

Honestly think this last one is probably fake, it just seems too stupid to be real

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what is the 30 year old boomer meme supposed to be? Just somebody who is stupid and dumb?

A 30 year old who acts and lives like a boomer.

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it's the new way of saying "noob"

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>Sad...but this is where our society is going

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>and have to drive 8 miles just to get to a grocery store.
I never understood why the fuck American cities are designed like this. Why don't you just have several smaller grocery stores spread across the suburbs? I couldn't imagine being forced to drive or take the bus for any grocery shopping I needed to do.

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Fuck off commie stop trying to ruin our culture, it was given to us by Jesus himself

Trump supporters on average are smarter than your typical Democrat voting nigger.

It's a meme. He is an ignorant city fuck.

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economies of scale. smaller local grocers have higher prices.

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America is much bigger than Norway, friend.

Nothing to do with it. It's illegal to build commercial anywhere near residential in most places

It's not though, you're lucky to live in a well designed city, but most cities in America and Canada are designed around the automobile.

Literally objectively untrue, just posting that makes you dumb enough to be in one of these onion screen caps.

Google any electoral stats and you will clearly see that it is objective truth that the more educated a person is, the less likely they are to vote Trump.

Trump was elected by uneducated, fat, flyover mutts. This is fact.

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>city
I live in da suburbs.
Groceries and parks are everywhere here .

>over 1/3 of whites in my state are obese
wew

That's went wrong. Exit polling showed Trump won a majority of educated whites and a majority of those who make more than 50k a year.

>congressman
OH NO NO NO

More proofs

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>Google any electoral stats and you will clearly see that it is objective truth that the more educated a person is, the less likely they are to vote Trump.
Exit polling proved you wrong.

Posting random pictures doesn't make your right. Exit polling debunked your fantasy.

You think that's bad? This guy was in congress.

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I see jumping over the wall isn't working for you well

Uh-huh yup sure thing Pédro can you back to building my smartphones?

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Your cope is pretty pathetic desu

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Notice you didn't break that down by race.

That's wrong. Wow college educated women voted for Trump by a majority.

Why does this matter exactly? I am PhD student and have not voted in any elections, but only high schools require students to take courses over US government in the US. I have no interest in politics in the US and many high schoolers probably know more than I do. Is there also some correlation between higher degrees and more researching of candidates or something?

No

>Moving goalposts like this
>Continuing to make sourceless claims

Haha holy fuck mate just give up this Canuck is thrashing you and you're making a fool of yourself.

>Oscumba

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post more of these

>Moving goalposts like this

But then you equate intelligence with college education...

You have to take an IQ test to get in! The correlation is very high

Yeah... no. Theres a lot of courses where average IQ approaches 100. The Hilary voting kind especially.

>has commercialized education
>thinks people will legit get barred from getting indebted and the tests won't be bullshit

How does that belief correlate with intelligence? lul

Most high IQ people vote Independent or don't vote at all. You have to have a pretty high IQ to know that both parties are controlled by Jews.

There is a correlation between a degree and Jow Forumselligence

Jews have the highest iq desu

How he sleek with no sheikh

Jews have the highest rate of interracial marriage in the country. Jewish women crave black cock.

Hardly anyone votes independent and most of the people who do are just low-information voters. The highest IQ group is people who voted for Romney in '12 and Clinton in '16

Very intellectual post

What is it about these types of articles that attract people that talk like this? Is it old age and senility or mental illness?

> Obummer? NO THANKS. 8 years of that al-Barak "HUSSEIN" obummer has done nothing but sold this country to the chicoms & the house of SAUD, google them and you'll see they are cause of all Islamic (aka MUDSLIMIC) terrorism..... better dead than red, my grandpa DIED fighting the commies, praise Jesus

a self righteous sense of superiority, I've seen brits do it too but not as much

How do American liberals grapple with the fact that black voters are the lowest of low-information voters?

>Abortionplex

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seriously though. what's with all the old people on facebook?

My uncle has to do three hours of highway driving to get to a grocery store.