just a fun night out with the lads edition
/brit/
I neee kino film recommendations lads please give them to me
Hope you toil for a son or daughter.
A city of sadness
>tfw just deleted my runtlord ex off of every social media i have
feels amazing desu
Guys is masturbating bad
in moderation it's fine
You need a woman, not your hand.
H-hewwo
dan and i are headed to bed
night lads
If you don’t live by your own creed youre a worthless human being.
At least be integrous in the bullshit you preach.
Bit kinky desu
Is it legal there?
Sprained the imagination muscle
It's based
yankoids are pathetic
*takes in a big whiff*
pwhoar reeks of virgin in here lads
>six in the morning
>Ireland's posting fight gifs
one more cheeky dan post
Is his name Dan? Looks like a Dan to me.
yank posters are fucking dreadful fuck off, 1 of you can post no more decide amongst yourselves who it is rest fuck off can't stand yanks and yanks lite fucking leafs fuck off FOY
Not a single pommie flag in here haha
>POZZY POZZY POZZY!
>FOY FOY FOY!
me? I'm a Southron, not a Yank.
told my dad to stop being an autist and he said "I'm not autistic and I'm just correct"
reckon he's got the 'tism
I want all you skinheads to get up on your feet
Put your braces together and your boots on your feet
And give me some of that old moonstomping
don't argue with your dad
Agreed young man
damn that white boi in the red turned the other cheek almost 5 times
he asked us
*snort*
be you angels
and we said NAY
WE ARE BUT MEN
ROCK
aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahashahah
wooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh waoooohhhahah
Hamburger HIll
I don't see any babies
Only have £193 to last me the rest of the month
Fuck off billionaire
just get more money
Housewife, Bethnal Green, 1937.
What a qt.
have 4k dunno what to do with it
RIP
Noticed that blacks will nearly always sucker punch and never fight man to man
had a dream i was shagging female toilberg but couldn't cum and disappointed her
Thot
Idiot
Student DESTROYS Feminist Teacher with FACTS
Why would she be disappointed? At least she came.
I can't even get it up and just cum while limp. That's disappointing.
wtf no great recs
mate
who's afraid of virginia woolf
it's richard burton and elizabeth taylor both on top form, working an amazing script
Na ah. It's called herstory because history is patriarchal.
huh what's a woman doing shouting english in france
Ain’t no party like my nana’s tea party
30 year old, living with parents neet EVISCERATES toilsman with FACTS 1080p
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
The Magnificent Seven
The Great Escape
The Dirty Dozen
Cool Hand Luke
The Birdman of Alcatraz
Serpico
Dog Day Afternoon
The Sting
>it's richard burton and elizabeth taylor both on top form, working an amazing script
why must we toil?
Because of thermodynamics.
So that we may furnish toilberg’s home
make money for other people or you'll die
It's the right thing to do
It is our destiny
Wtf did I just watch?
Is this daytime TV?
hehee yes mister Toilberg yes sir your new dining room table is nearly completed hehehe yess yeeees *grovels even closer* does.... does sire see his way to giving runt perhaps... a shaving from the woodpile? Just for a few moment’s warmth tonight before runt’s sleep.... oh yes thank you mister Toilberg thank you the table shall be complete in no time hehehe
To source energy so that we may keep going and reproduce.
'cuz Adam and Eve got kicked out of the Garden of Eden, innit
this has to be made up, GCSEs for picking up shit?
Just reverted to Christianity lads.
Bus is vibrating my bollocks in a most pleasing manner
You clearly haven’t though why even post this what’s the point
gcses are a requirement for all jobs
Might cross spec in Buddhanity once I hit level 35.
just got my degree in zoology, with a minor on faecal disposal, AMA
i'm not a nonce, but...
business idea: teach chimps to throw poo in toilet
Dad just asked why I didn't get him anything for Father's Day. I told him "I got your Father's day present right here" and socked him right in the jaw.
Bash the lash
Hate being English.
Watching the kings speech
>Britain does not dream of some cosy, isolated existence on the fringes of the European Community. Our destiny is in Europe, as part of the Community.
what did she mean by this
Imagine making £1500/month from patreon for doing ASMR videos
life isn't fair
she was a globalist neoliberal shithead
hate smokers
should all be killed
i thought she was a hardcore right-wing witch with a stick up her arse
Don't expect consistency from UK politicians there is none
yes that's what I said
The typewriter has finally arrived. I can already feel my first novel bursting forth from my fingertips.
I've been thinking for a few years now they should make smoking illegal and forcibly switch all smokers over to vapes.
is microsoft word broke?
Woke up 4 or 5 times last night thinking I’d missed my toil alarm. Toilberg has me firmly in his grasp and I am but a wriggling worm to be fed to the grinder
>using the digital jew
posts like this really don't help persuade me get a job
mind you, neither do my parents, my dad works in the cushiest [sic] job ever, and my mum is self-employed
If I was an attractive girl I’d immediately get into ASMR + twitch streaming + camwhoring
Flat is making too many noises it's a conspiracy
I need the proper atmosphere to create. You wouldn't understand since you do not create.
Virginial
Actually I do "create"
You just sound like a hipster
Yeah but money is essential sadly
>his parents don't throw money at him
What if London became a city state?
*blocks your path*
>money
Ah, yes. The paper bluepill