I WANT

I WANT
A FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND

I SWEAR TO GOD I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING EXPLODE WITH THE ACCUMULATED FORCE OF EACH AND EVERY SOLEMN NIGHT I'VE SPENT ALONE IN MY FUCKING ROOM WITHOUT COMFORT OR KIN, UTTERLY ALONE WITH ONLY ME MYSELF AND I AND

NO
FUCKING
GIRLFRIEND

I WANT A GIRLFRIEND NOW I'M TIRED OF NOT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND WHERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND WHY DO I ALWAYS NEVER HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

THE NEXT TIME I PASS SOME STUPID SMUG IN-LOVE COUPLE ON THE SIDEWALK, PEOPLE WILL DIE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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didn't read lol

gotta get a gook/jap/chink

>gets a state sponsored gf , from the new ministry of incel prevention terrorism
hehe , have fun kid

>state mandated gf is midget hamplanet

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You'd just hate her, lol.

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I look at the posts of Australians with such envy. I want to be able to write shitposts as good as they do, please tell me how you do it

just b urself

>state issued gf is a 6/10

Most guys can't get girlfriends, don't sweat it.
If you weren't born as a 8+/10 then you are destined to be a lone taxpayer cuck.
Enjoy!

Anothet Incel edition

Oh God, just kys. Find some ugly fishlike girl and make her your Princess. She will be loyal to you, make sure.

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>tfw no qt maori gf

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>tfw no cute sheep gf

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Aren't NZ women world-famous for being the most promiscuous on the planet? If you can't get a gf even with that, perhaps the problem lies with you?

stupid kiwi

>tfw I have not interacted with a single disgusting 3D woman for 3 years straight but I have no one to brag about it to

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Why won't she even look at me?

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>tfw gf
haha

Sorry mate, she's mine.

But I want her, she's even good with kids
Please mate I'm begging you

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I wouldn't want a girlfriend. People just can't act normal around me for some reason :D