A modest proposal to every country in the world which is not Switzerland:
Why don't we just militarily invade and take down Switzerland and split the spoils amongst ourselves? It's absurd that a rich "neutral" country is permitted to exist in the midst of world wars and rapefugees and global reality, and to harbor various corrupt organizations.
Who's with me? Oh boo-hoo, you blow up your bridges, you damn dirty neutral Swiss. We have air superiority and the moment we all turn on you, your foul, evil policy of neutrality is ruined for all time. I know that the French and the Germans want a piece of you.
I call dibs on some sick Giger paintings for having proposed the idea.
spoken like a trembling, named Jew who does not want to be invaded. Try harder. Rothschild.
Austin James
>During the G-8 summit in Italy in July, Gaddafi said Switzerland "is a world mafia and not a state," adding that the Italian-speaking part of the country should be returned to Italy, the German-speaking part to Germany and the French-speaking part to France based as fuck
Adrian Williams
Can I rely on you, then? Beware the shifty Swiss.
Henry Watson
But muh chocolate
Adrian Reyes
lol
Liam Morales
wow Americans really are stupid
Elijah Torres
back off we're the only ones allowed to invade them
Nicholas Sanders
Invading Switzerland would help you to pay the tariffs that you owe. Think about it.
all tax heavens and the like should be annexed by their neighbors
Hunter Taylor
Finally, The Big Three are together in the room.
Just take it. We'll help. Think about it.
Jeremiah Davis
id invade them if we were neighbors desu how hard could it be
Ryan Wilson
Zitto animale
James Clark
>Have fun bombing bunkers in mountains made of granit >Have fun getting shot out of the sky by hidde AA >Have fun fighting an actual army trained in assymetric warfare > Have fun making your own bridges then having them destroyed by insurgent forces >Have fun getting shot at from every angle by the civilians >have fun getting your tanks blown the fuck out in narrow mountain paths from every side >Have fun trying to stabalize the Euro after we released the millions of euros we baught. >Have fun seeing the goldmarket and US stockmarket crash because Switzerland is one of the main investors in US stocks and producer of gold
Ameretards really are absolutly dumb subhumans. Get fucked.
Liam Martinez
On the german side you can resist, on the french - italian side you are hopeless
Evan Russell
You literally have not a clue what you are talking about, do you? France is fucked and italy too. Both of these regions are easely protected since they are mountanous. The only parts to worry about are the flatlands in the north and west. Germany does not even have a 5 jets strong military anymore while we have over 40 jets in total and an unknown number stored away. Plus a truckload of AA
Not only that. In Recent years nabouring regions have thought about joining us and we thought about getting a law through that lets them join.
If that works well take the second most industrious region of Germany and parts of france and italy too.
Luis Lopez
>Recent years nabouring regions have thought about joining us and we thought about getting a law through that lets them join. >If that works well take the second most industrious region of Germany and parts of france and italy too. Just like my videogams, Republic of Burgundy when?
