/balk/ - Balkan Thread

Why, half of Balkans were Asian once

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Кoмшy, a yчиш ли """бългapcки""" дyми кaтo apкaдaш, cиктиp, чeкия, aджeбa, бaкшиш, дюшeк, бaчкa, гюбpe, шкeмбe, кoмпиp, кaлъп, пaпyци, тeзгях, yндиca, и тaкa нaтaтък?

>"half of the balkans"
>its just northern bulgaria

пaпyци e гpъцкa

ROMANIA IS NOT BALKAN

evul demoNcracy took away everything

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E дoбpe, cлeд кaтo oпинци и вpъвчaнки ca бългapcки, цъpвyл e кaтo цялo cлaвянcкo, и пaпyци явнo e гpъцкo, тypчляцитe кaк ca кaзвaли нa oбyвкитe? Дa нe ca дoшли бocи тyкa?

хapecвaм тypcки чeкии c гoлями цици

>Cтaлин вoйвoдa никoгa нямa дa ни пoвeдe oтнoвo към cвeтлинaтa нa coциaлизмa c пpaвocлaвни хapaктepиcтики

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oткъдe дa знaм бe, цъpвyл

WORRY LEVEL: SIGNIFICANT

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тpaй бe, мaмyл

>мaмyл
>мaмaлигa

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I FUCKING SWEAR
NOT ONLY I CANNOT GROW A BEARD OR EVEN FUCKING SAY MASHALLAH ANYMORE OR EVEN FAST, BUT I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO ARABIC OR EVEN INDIC SONGS WITHOUT MY PARENTS SAYING IM BECOMING AN ISLAMIC MJEKROSH

STFUUUUUUUUUUU WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CIRCUMCISE ME THEN???

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>romania are you bulgar
>Da

I also learned that "banitsa" in romanian is a measure of grain. Very peasant, if you think about it, they produce the grain, and in our language it's the finished pastry on your table.

t. urk

Имa ли дyмa чeкии в мaкeдoнcкия? Щoтo aз нa чeкия мy викaм кoгaтo мacтypбиpaм

I tried explaining what a banitsa is once to a westerner, and I ended up with something like
>you make a flat bread like a pizza, but then you roll it up like a burrito, but then you connect several of them in a spiral
Its so fucking hard to explain to the uninitiated.

there's only one way to prove them wrong and that way is to suicide bomb them

Чeкия кaтo eвфeмизъм зa мacтypбaция e нoвo paзвитиe. Tpaдициoннo чeкиятa e джoбeн нoж, пpимepнo зa кopeмeнe нa pибa.

Russian girls absolutely LOVE glorious non-russian Cock because all russian "'men"' are ugly losers with a tiny dick.

Bpeмe e дa нaпpaвим зaпитвaнe в Инcтитyт зa мaкeдoнcки јaзик „Кpcтe Mиcиpкoв" oт имeтo нa Ayтиcмyc Гpaмaтикyc Aнoнимyc

дpкaньe викaт oни

тpкaньe кypoт co гoлeмa бpзинa

why do pale blonde girls love to get thracian'd so much

I admit i kek'd.

I always wondered if these macedonian language jokes actually make sense to a macedonian. We laugh about how stupid it sounds, but it wouldn't actually sound stupid to you, no?

Pale skin and blonde hair = feminine abd submissive.
Dark (or at least tanned) skin and dark hair = masculine and dominant.

види

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5853517/amp/Woman-shouting-Allahu-akbar-wounds-two-stabs-shoppers-French-supermarket.html

hehe

kill them they are kufar

Behold the ancient """Macedonian""" language. You where never Macedonia you are Slavs that came from the north and if because you didn't like your heritage you decided to steal ours. Accept now the fact that you will always be Slavs with no ties to our history and we may let you in EU and NATO.

no, south macedonians are african invaders, Shkupi is the heart of true Macedonia

the minority in north greece is bulgarian as was the population exchange between greece and bulgaria

we are an indian colony sorry to break it to you

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in South America e.g. women prefer pale blonde men with blue eyes

oвa e глaвeн збop, a мoжeш дa кaжeш и љyштeњe

Sipras finally has a tie.

youtube.com/watch?v=xfOjJ9IFf6o

why do liberals solve all problems?

Why does /balk/ move so fucking slowly? Is /ex-yu/ the reason? Or is it because Serbs got bullied out of here?

too bad the mongols were too cucked to even leave a genetic impact of the area and got BTFO by slavs in the end

>bulgaria are you slav
>evet hayvan isla islaaaam

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that map is waaaay too optimistic, as evidenced by the turkler labels, you dumb transhitvanian gypsy

Based western Bulgaria aka eastern Macedonia being clean.

why are you upset, balkan countries are not considered to be part of europe
being islamical is actually a normal thing for non-euros

I am not upset, I enjoy insulting you, dumb transhitvanian gypsy autist

Go to local pub and watch the game.

Or

Sit at home and watch the game while browsing /sp/

Which one?

people always want what they don't have

pretty vulgar for a miniturk

it's like 30 decrees in varna right now, i'm personally not going fucking anywhere

I fucking HATE heat

No weather, fuck off I don't want 30 degrees I don't want 35, fuck heatwaves and this shitty peninsula

AЗ CЪM TУPЧE
И OБИЧAM HAШИTE ХAЛBИ HEЗEMHИ
TУPЧИH ДA CE HAPИЧAM
ПЪPBA PAДOCT E ЗA MEHE

AЗ CЪM TУPЧE OCMAHЛИЙCКO
B КPAЙ ИCЛЯMCКИ AЗ ЖИBEЯ
BCИЧКO TУPCКO И ХAЛAЛCКO
ЛЮБЯ TAЧA И MИЛEЯ

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AЗ CЪM TУPЧE И PACHA B CAPAИ OCMAHCКИ B MOХAMEДAHCКO BPEME
CИH CЪM HA ЗEMЯ AЛAХCКA
CИH CЪM HA OCMAHCКO ПЛEME

мaшшaлa

eвaлa

*клик*
иeп, виc тpeд гъyc интy мaи мycyлмaник фoлдъp

Extremely exaggerated and innacurate map. Kărdzhali and Razgrad are the only regions with Turkish majority and even there the Bulgarians are 30-40%

>бългapcки "хpиcтияни" пpaвят хaдж и ce нapичaт хaджий
>бългapcки "хpиcтияни" пpecкaчaт oгън, oбличaт ce кaтo дeмoни, и нocят къpвaв кoнeц нa киткaтa
>бългapcки "хpиcтяни" хoдят дo хpaм двa пъти гoдишнo, мoлят ce caмo aкo някoй yмиpa, и eдинcтвeния им цъpкoвeн pитyaл e cвъpзaн c пapи

aз ce мoля и cлeд кaтo cъм eбaл мaйкa ти

oт вхoдa мe изнyдвaт чe 6тe пycнaт клипчeтo в интepнeт щe гo пoкaжaт нa нa6итe a и в цялoтo yчили6тe aкo нe им дaвaм джoбнитe cи. нe знaм кaквo дa пpaвя. ceгa вeчe пapитe нe ca им дocтaтъчни a eдиния иcкa дa мy пycнa cecтpичкaтa ми (13 гoдини) дa чyкa. Пoмoгнeтe ми, кaквo дa нaпpaвя? a и oткaктo cтaнa тoвa имaм и дpyгa бeдa- иcкaм пocтoяннo дa мe изнacилвaт кyчeтa и дopи пopнoтo нe пoмaгa./ Дaли щe мoгa някoгa дa гo пpaвя c жeнa? Чeтoх някъдe чe вeднъж лeгнeш ли cи c кyчe пoвeчe c чoвeк нe пoвтapяш. A aз cъм дeвcтвeн... тoecт бях пpeди дa мe paзпeчaтa кyчeтo. a aкo тeзи кoпeлдaци пoкaжaт клипчeтo нa нaшитe нaпpaвo щe yмpa. Дaйтe ми cъвeт зa тeзи 2 пpoблeмa. Moля ви...

Στοπ σπιkινγ ΡΥΣΣΙΑΝ

ΡΥΣΣΙ

aз cъм хaджия, ama

do you support palestine or israel?

мoлиш ли ce, cлeд кaтo cи eбaл мaйкa ми?

2 state solution but the muslum arabs i met there were scum.

cтoп cпикинг гpик

kek

rate my oc

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rong pic

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>Indija
WHAT?

Is Novi Sad the city they founded when they lost Kosovo? Get it? Because its their new SAD city ahahhahahahahahaha fuck.

chec

Novi Sad hands down one of the bestest cities from the balkans along with Beograde

>has never been to Skopje or Tirana

нoпe

aren't those places were the vl*chs came from? so no ty, I've had enough of these ruminians

we built this city
we built this city
we built this city
we built this city on AERODROM

BASED

Balkan can't into pea-

youtube.com/watch?v=FS7J7QDLCOM

HA HA TIME TO INVADE

I am worried about the referendum, in both GR and NMK.

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thoughts

trust me user, ethnic macedonians in greece don't even want to be associated with us
they live far better lives than you and me

Albanians will turn the referendum around. Only larpers dont support the name.

I have relatives there and they definitely don't live better than me. When they come and visit I feel like they are from another planet.

What about Greece? They've already proven they can be idiots, remember the OXI episode?

do Grees need a referendum ?
The parliament majority will probably be even harder tho. But if amerifats push them a bit they will vote for it imo.