GEATLAND INDEPENDENCE WHEN?!

They didn't invade us because we gave them iron ore for. If they invaded us we would get bombed thus resulting in no iron. Pretty easy for everyone to understand except mutts like yourself

Jo, OPs bild är den nya indelningen som inte har mycket med historien att göra

Only Gotland is truly Geat.

t. Gotlänning and also descendant of Beowulf

>we gave them iron ore for.
And transportation by train for their troops in the invasion of norway.
And transportation for jews to their deaths (allegedly).

Geatland? more like GREATland lmao kid XD

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lol

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>And transportation for jews to their deaths (allegedly).
So? nothing wrong with that

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Based grandpa :)

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Yep trodde väl det. OP är en bög

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>t. Gotlänning and also descendant of Beowulf
based
but iirc beowulf sired no children unfortunately :(
sw*doid dragon killed him before he could. but at least he got the dragon's treasure.

>The Spanish delegation retorted that it was only the "lazy" and "unenterprising" Goths who had remained in Sweden, whereas the "heroic" Goths had left Sweden, invaded the Roman empire and settled in Spain.
this is mutt-tier larping

Beowulf had like 500 bastard kids but no legitimate heirs. I am a descendant of one of the bastards because I once killed a fish using only a hand net, just like he would slay sea monsters.

It is indeed. WE WUZ GOTHS N MIERDA HERMANOS

Baserat och röd pillerat

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Geats are fit only to be slaves for their Swedish overlords

based
here's another FACT.
After the KING Beowulf was killed by the dragon, and his funeral pyre lit, his greatest comrade Wiglaf warned that without the king, invasion from the sw*Des.
Beowulf's last words:
"Now is the time when I would have wanted
to bestow this armor on my own son
had it been my fortune to have fathered an heir
and live on in his flesh. For fifty years
I ruled this nation. No king
of any neighboring clan would dare
face me with troops, none had the power
to intimidate me.
"To the everlasting Lord of All, Beowulf gives thanks
to the King of Glory, I give thanks
that I behold this treasure here in front of me, barrow to
that I have been allowed to leave my people commemorate him
so well endowed on the day I die.
Now that I have bartered my last breath
to own this fortune, it is up to you
to look after their needs. I can hold out no longer.
Order my troop to construct a barrow
on a headland on the coast, after my pyre has cooled.
Wiflaf's warning:
Now War is looming He foresees wars
over our nation, soon it will be known ""*the
.
Frmks and
the Frisians
to Franks and Frisians, far and wide,
that the king is gone. Hostility has been great
among the Franks since Hygelac sailed forth
at the head of a war-fleet into Friesland:
there the Hetware harried and attacked
and overwhelmed him with great odds.
"Nor do I expect peace or pact-keeping The Swedes too win
of any sort from the Swedes. Remember
the slaughter of
at Ravenswood, Ongentheow Ongentheow
slaughtered Haethcyn, Hrethel's son,
when the Geat people in their arrogance
first attacked the fierce Shylfings.
The return blow was quickly struck
by Oh there's father. Old and terrible,
he felled the sea-king and saved his own
aged wife, the mother of Onela
and of Ohthere, bereft of her gold rings.

1000 years later, we know he was right, now there is no Geatland, none whatsoever. The backstabbing danes conspired with the sw*Des and ended them.

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d*Neoids and sw*Doids need to bow down and crown a Geat King, not the usurper that currently sits on the throne in Sweden nor the WHORE that is queen in Denmark

Sometimes when I swim during summer I imagine that there are terrible sea-beasts beneath the surface. It scares me. I wonder if they are still out there

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>I wonder if they are still out there
Uh yeah, they are

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The Kalmar union balkanized, and we're doing great

Except its false

Thy father the king beowulf killed them all.
Those squids are so scary.
Fun fact, largest eye in the animal kingdom.

fuck imagine being forced to wrestle a squid like that. It has no thoughts or emotion it just acts on instinct and tries to devour you and then it will use your corpse to lay eggs in your skull that rots on the bottom of the ocean for 10 000 years

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The Spanish were clearly right in this case. The Goths were by far the greatest people of the Migration Period, if not the greatest Germanics of all time, and their story is legendary. Meanwhile the Goths that stayed behind in Scandinavia did nothing aside from getting conquered by Swedes and taking their name lmao.

>It has no thoughts or emotion
Cephalopods are actualy very intelligent

By the time that the "Goths" reached Spain they had already absorbed a bunch of other tribes

Typical new worlder mentality. I poop on your face.

Well yeah Swedes have more claim to the Goths than Spaniards, but the Spaniards were still right that the best of the Goths were those that left Scandinavia.

Definitely not. If you think about it the Goths that stayed became part of the Swedish Empire and went on to conquer much larger territory than a few shitty iberian tribes in some warm ass funky country like sp*In

Or maybe the Goths that went south were kicked out for being the dregs of society

What did the Visigoths even accomplish? They destroyed Rome, formed their own shitty kingdom that soon after got conquered by muslims

>Swedish """Empire""""

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The Goths conquered most of Italy, Iberia, France and Illyria. The Geats were subjugated by Swedes and together they only managed to conquer irrelevant Finnoids (who you unfortunately failed to destroy entirely) and some tiny parts of Germany. Unsurprisingly the best Medieval Scandinavians were those that moved elsewhere, the Rus. And their origin isn't even known so they could have been Swedes and not Geats. It's also worth mentioning that Vendel and Viking era Scandinavians were routinely raided by Finnoids and only managed to snuff them out in the High Middle Ages. True Goths would have destroyed these Finnoids with ease.

Also parts of Denmark. And Estonia and Latvia, almost Lithuania, Finland, part of Norway and almost Russia

>almost Russia
>almost

WE WUZ
*throws boomerang*
ANGLOS
*plays didgeridoo*
N SHIEEEET

I am not an Angloid, genetically I am closer to Goths (the true ones).

Don't bully others plz

oi, crikey mates

Goths don't exist. The last ones died out in Crimea centuries ago. Their genetic impact is next to null compared to everyone else.

>flag
>talks about genetics
Made me think

bullies

Genetically I am still closer to Wielbark Goths than I am to Angloids.

I'm not bullying Geats, I'm just stating that Migration Period Goths were superior to all.

No, user. or should I call you
MISTER BULLY

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based melania
you could take a 23andme test and find out you're 0% goth (and a nonzero percent anglo) because they don't have a category for goth because every goth subgroup has been absorbed into other ethnic groups. Saying you're closer to goths than angloids is like saying you're closer to Gauls than you are to anglos, it's comparing apples to oranges.

I never said I had admixture from Goths, I said that I was genetically closer to Goths than I am to Anglos i.e. on a PCA I fall closer to Wielbark Goth samples than I do to averages for British samples.

NOW
t. Geat

>Gautlandi er ekki búsetu gautars
>en Gutlandi er
???
Ek ok BiulfR hafir ǫðrum orðum að sega þér, maðr minn.
t. gaut

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Sluta bråka nu det är ju match!

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That means you're more steppe than Brits :^)
Have you praised Dyaus Pita yet today?

so this means I am wh*Te????

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