Be American

dont you have all that fluoride paranoia tho
in my specific area water is very heavy and will give you kidney stones

Good luck with your future kidney stones, fucking retard

But coffee is 90% water, Ivan

Congrats! You are most likely to have contracted malaria by now huh the symptoms are gonna start showing up shortly so call for an ambulance and get doctors ready ASAP

>Good luck with your future kidney stones, fucking retard

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What kind of shithole do you live in where water gives you kidney stones? I assume both of you are from the Detroit of your countries.

>he hasn't heard of sublingual caffeine intake
I refuse to believe the fact that I'm sharing this board with such plebeians.

3rd world countries don't know how to build secure piping or water purification plants, and they're too stupid to stop polluting their water reserves.

dehydration gives you kidney stones

>fat ass dough boy drinking water out the faucet in the restroom
How would they know you were drinking tapwater?

So does tap water according to those anons.

That's only in Flint, and Flint is basically a 3rd world hell hole in the USA. I love my tap water. it's yummy well water. Tasty

I got the joke. Kek

if we put filters and everyone drinks tap water all people that work in the bottled water industry get fired and economy crumbles
are you a commie, goy?
learn how water forms friendo

I'll assume you're from southern Italy them lmao.

I think I'll go have some fresh great lakes tap water and not get any kidney stones now.

not everywhere has water that comes out of the tap brown ivan

im from PADANIA
all italy is polluted anyway, so no one would drink tap water unless forced to
american tourists still gulp it down like there's no tomorrow

Noice. We have great water as well, especially in my municipality. Taken from an good aquifer it's actually one of the best tasting waters in the country according to a ranking I saw a few months ago.

Maybe in your 3rd world garbage dump, but not in any civilized country.

Tap water in Vienna has higher quality than anything you can buy in a store.

> implying Korea is more civilised than Russia
How much longer till you get out of your delusional world?

>tfw can literally go outside and drink from whatever flowing water source and it's not a noticeable risk to my health
I'm so glad my forefathers did not destroyed their own country lmao

just piss into your own mouth next time.

He's too fat to pull that off though. He might not even be able to see his dick because of his fatty belly.

Anyone can do it just lay down, it's like people doing girl push-ups if they're too unfit for real ones.

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Yeah it just got one HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dabs*

No. Caring about water fluoridation is as fringe a belief as it comes here. It's widely considered to be one of the most successful public health programs of all time, and my boomer dad would always talk about how many cavities he would get before water fluoridation reached his town.

>you are from the Detroit of your countries

I'm from Moscow and tap water here is unsafe to drink. Even bottled water made in Russia isn't drinkable.

The bottled water industry is just an adjunct to the other soft drink industries. I can guarantee you that only a handful of people (mostly executives) would lose their jobs if Americans stopped drinking bottled water tomorrow.

if he grew up in australia it wouldnt be a problem. everyone learn how to piss into their own mouth in survival class in highschool. its part of the curriculum.

> Australian schools have survival classes in their curriculum.

WTF now I love Australia. I wish I could start high-school again in Australia dammit

imagine being a fucking watercuck look at this guys incredible form

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Superb, absolutely.

Splendid. He might be able to cum into his mouth. So jealous

pic realted

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