Disallowed activities

Is it true that certain activities are off limits to Americans?

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Such as?

Sadly I can't murder this guy

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>be american
>get love and support from your family

Such as collecting rainwater into chocolate eggs during the day in which our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ came back from the dead to save us all from our sins?

A refreshing Australian beverage, yellow of colour, devoid of citrus and hop alike.

What am I describing?

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Gatorade

more like
>be an American
>parents kick you out at 18

There's a methamphetamine prohibition going on. """land of the free"""

Piss of Mate
Heard they talk about that all the time

Italians are not Christian.

Nope, still leaching off of my Mother at 23

If the verb is leach, why is pic related a leech? English spelling reform when?

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boycotting Israel

>Such as collecting rainwater into chocolate eggs during the day in which our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ came back from the dead to save us all from our sins?
Collecting rainwater is only illegal in extreme dessert areas that get fuck all for rain any the wild life needs every bit it can. Even then it's not illegal, but there are restrictions on how it can be done for health and safety reasons.
Kinder eggs aren't illegal, just banned from import due to them being food with inedible parts. You can't sell food that has something inside that isn't food, that's not exactly extreme.
Also Europe as far more blue laws than the US, I mean most stores in the US except for small shops are open on Sunday, almost nothing is open on a Sunday in Europe

A leech is a parasitic animal
Leaching is the process in which a soluble liquid drains away a solid.
They have similar but different meanings, both can be used in that context

Extremely underrated post

that's the joke you idiot
you're extra special idiot

angry because you can’t find a street to shit in?

You can't simply grab a beer and drink on a bench in a plaza in USA.