/brit/ abhorrent

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any 16+ stone man in

london is

*has phone nicked by guys on moped*

the best

*has acid thrown in face*

city

*gets stabbed*

in the

*gets robbed in his £1500pcm flatshare*

world

*gets blown up**

Hate my willy, PUNCH IT punch the willy in its face

all women should be arrested

THE CITY

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wait, has 'cide beeing short for suicide this entire time?

i can swear it was a chemical that was used for suicide but not the actual thing but i've forgotten the name

107 IQ

why are there no viking ruins in britain like there are roman, did those snowniggers really have no architecture?

135 IQ post

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yes
are you thinking of cyanide

edging is still nofap right lads?

IF ITS GOOD ENUFF FOR U
ITS GOOD ENUFF FOR ME
IF SITTIN IN A MOSQUE IS WHERE I HAVE TO BE

MO SALALALALALALALALAH!

OI OI HES A SOUND LAD DONT RIGHTLY CARE BOUT RAPE GANGS LADS HE BANGS IN THE GOALS FOR ME TEAM

LOVE LABOUR ME SOUND LADS

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yeah lmao

they did but they were mostly made of wood

Nope

hm

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celtic aryan on the left
anglo chimp on the right

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>has to post it twice

attention seeking pondlife runt

incorrect

turns out the runt cage was a lie

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In York there’s a fossilised Viking shite

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KILL YOURSELF

yes. are you thinking of cyanide? cyanide is a compound with the functional group C≡N, potassium cyanide is used in suicides. But not all cyanides are toxic, prussian blue which is a ferric cyanide complex, is pretty inert

is a gram of ket enough for 4 skinny runts with no tolerance

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so britain is a great example of how much superior to snowniggers latins are in terms of architecture

based

not really

Sometimes wonder what goes through my head in some of the posts I make

you can have beautiful architecture with wood too

any seasidemark man in
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that shit is cheap just buy a fucking garbage bag full

might pop a c'ide lads

96IQ

101IQ

111IQ

retro gimmick

had a nightmare where i was in new zealand and mildly irritated absolutely everybody i'd met.
half the time it was my fault for being an autistic weirdo, but the other time they were just that irritable kind of person who interrupts you when you're trying to explain.

still feel embarrassed, at one point i was asked a question and answered with a joke about history, but nobody understood the joke so i had to explain it, and while some people looked like they enjoyed the story, the people in charge looked absolutely furious that i'd decided to hold court in THEIR meeting.

Noticed a recent trend amongst Generation Z posters constantly posting this mummy meme. It was never funny to be honest.

same as the braap meme
dreadful state of affairs

had a dream where I lived in a nice beach house in NZ with my mum and I shagged her

bizarre dream

Will you have her?
She is herself a dowry.

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Think I’m going to have to start bringing alcohol into work to survive

Cyanide ions CN- is what is poisonous. All cyanide will fuck you up it's just how well the substance releases that in bodily fluids. KCN for example does it very well but I'd be careful saying 'not all cyanides are toxic' because while Prussian Blue won't release CN- ions as well I wouldn't go eating it.

i just dont understand all this tracy emin art

a downy? explains the eyes, I guess

Saw this on /gif/ once

>Dowry
Fuck off Pajeet

snap

*spills anglo blood*

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mum is still rather young looking with a nice body can't lie

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141 IQ

all british humour is terrible

just got a £750 tax refund lads wahay get the bevvies in kid

cybertart with her digi-bits out

'

it's from shakespeare

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Monty Python is the most overrated, contrived "comedy" ever conceived.

160 IQ

*walks funnily towards you*

shag her brains out mate

got a random £5 cheque from BT with no information on it

will user shag his mum?

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I made a guy cry on a voice chat in discord yesterday. The admins swooped in and took him to a "safe space" chat. For the next hour i was considered literally hitler

Yep, middle class shite

will the belgian do it?

can't say I haven't thought about it

that was me whats up

virgin freak detector going off at this post

>And now for something completely different

When was this ever funny? Even in the 70s, this doesnt even make any sense.

Doesn't she get rejected in Lear because she wasn't the Dowry promised you seething little anime runt

what discord?

ah yes the so-called hard men of the leftypol discord

fascinating mate
*walks off and talks to someone else*

sweden is a fucking gay country

it's fucking hot out lads

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The only people who consume British Comedic Media are working class subhumans

The "Official" Politics discord. Huge server, probably the biggest of its kind

Crystal ball, am I lazy?

there are a lot of homosexuals here, yes

Best comedy for fucking years

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Yes lads it's coming just across doggerland, close to home.

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*shakes 8ball*
56 percent

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??? never said she was.
he's complimenting her, she needs no monitary compensation

Fuck of tarquín, I’ll drown you in a canal

If I ever saw John Bercow talk to me like he talks to MPs in that house, me and the lads on the tory backbench would spark him out fucking pussyole wasteman

Weird how the comedy scene works desu. He brings out a comedy show with his equally inbred sister and it's not entirely shit and now he's everywhere.

I look like the lad on the right

Yeah but she ain't no queen

you brits have a confirmed nigger posting among you:

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How many degrees (F) where you are senpai

76 here

god I hate that fanny glitter shite

monty python was the reddit of the 1970s

>me and the lads on the tory backbench

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only EU countries I like are the UK, Ireland, Switzerland and Germany

hate it when someone enters the cubicle next to me when I'm trying to poo
have to wait until they're gone

this is very true

Just to be clear, Theresa May didn't win that meaningful vote amendment last week purely down to the rebels. She would have still won without the rebels if you look at the numbers.