Be software developer

qué

And what does gray mean?
Also Big Nose McFaggot here has a point.

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I work in gambling and deal with this shit every day.

The worst are usually from Turkey, Azerbaijan, Iran, Bangladesh, India, Nigeria and China.

>I work in gambling
kys

I'm looking for a new job don't worry.

Gambling is the only thing I consider completely degnerate.

>shitposts in bug reports to make his life harder
haha, gottie

good :)

>Gambling is the only thing I consider completely degnerate
Why? Doesn't them mindlessly losing money make you get paid more or at least ensure you get a paycheck?

Pretty much yeah.

But when you see people pissing away several thousand dollars an hour on slots or desperately chasing money, you can't help but feel guilty for doing it.

Well I would only feel guilty if they're like, old people losing a lot or something like that, but generally people who gamble (at least for the first time) don't have money related problems so fuck them, just get paid my nigga.

Most people are fine with it to be honest, however I mostly deal with the people with problems.
Its ok in places like the UK and most of Western Europe, but a lot of the worse off places in the world, especially in the Middle East, where people skirt around the law to gamble have no support for these people.

nah gambling addictions absolutely fucks people.

>tfw designer
>tfw all developers are autistic as shit no matter what language they speak
can never crack a joke without having to explain it

>having to explain your "designs", because they are so shitty

Being able to speak proper english landed me on two internships.

You're still in Brazil so it doesn't matter. You still have niggers living in one country with you, you still have ssa tier murder rates... grim.

No te entiendo, bigote. Escribe en castellano.

>developer
grim. we outsource that shit to india like the code monkeys they are while we do the business side

>castellano
Disgusting.
A ver si aprendes a hablar bien, pinche esp*ñol puto.

That's why this world knows no decent Ireland made software.

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>Blue collar
>only time I have to deal with foreigners is when Polish, Portuguese or Spanish truckers deliver us steel at the work shop
>Communicate with hand gestures
>Super chill, give them a coffee or something to eat before they leave
You're just looking for excuses

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Good Lord that is one outdated map.

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>communicating with hand gestures online
ok, gotcha

nah I work for a pretty big IT company its common to do this. Every large IT company you can think of has an indian department but they are essentially factory workers while all the planning, business and such is done by us

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El español no existe.
>A ver si aprendes a hablar bien, pinche esp*ñol puto.
¿Seseando? Cuando los sudacas dejéis de poneros nombres anglificados quizá os tome algún país en serio.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

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use emojis ,faggot

>dejéis
>poneros
>os
No mames wey casi me vomito.

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Most people my age can barely articulate themselves in English. You also have to account for the typical callcenter problem; only the biggest retards will call you, the smarter ones already consult google etc

That's total bullshit. It couldn't be said people are here well versed in english, but young generations atleast know basics.

El sudacANO señores.

>Mexico
>Sudamérica
Educación Esp*ñola.

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Tourists say outside Moscow nobody speaks English. Even in st pete it's a problem.

hey dude fix my fucking pc arent you some hacker right if you cant even do this what do i pay you for

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>people who gamble don't have money related problems
are you retarded or something? people who gamble do it because of money related problems, the bored ceo is a sporadic member of gambling community

tell me more. i am a sf eng too and i deal with indians once in a while. they are not too bad but there are some issues. but at least they speak decent english (if a bit too soft spoken)

unironically was asked to fix a word document there was some weird formatting shit i had no idea about. what, you are a programmer and you don't know word?

>0-5% of Russians can speak English
Is this true? I find it a bit hard to believe.

Would have thought it would be more like 20-25%

one who only speaks one language doesn't have any rights to complain... now go and learn a second language, big boy

keked

>using proprietary software and document formats

you should make them take a video or pics of the problem, or getting remote access
even if i understand a concept very well it will sound pretty bad when i try to say it in english
imagine what happens when i have no idea about what im talking about

yo no speak inglish, arregla tu software puto guiri

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what? i am not complaining. i said they were ok. just curious about other people's experiences. why are you bantering me. it is a serious board.

I was just fishing for a (You)
:'(

hehe, so am i

have it

here u go friendo

>Is this true?

Yes. Also, this number is self-reported, the actual percentage of Russians who speak English might be less than 1%. Among hundreds of people I personally know there's no one who can speak English fluently.

>Would have thought it would be more like 20-25%

Lol. Why would you think so?

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>Lol. Why would you think so?
Well, I mean it's Russia, not some ass-backwards third world country where people don't have TV or internet or access to English-language media. Plus, most other Eastern European countries seem to speak pretty good English

Yeah, the fact we suck in English is a terrible stain on a great Russian nation. Our propaganda did it, cause our rullers just prefer East instead of the West as allies. We just need to ruin that myth that Russians ain't Europeans and aknowledge that the muslims are a real threat to our civilization. Saying about South Europe, they're just lazy 'cause of warn climate. They 've no future.

Wait, WTF with India and East Africa? I thought English is still oficial there