/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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me on the left

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wow cum is really ded today

tw no german gf

tfw no cold yet devoted german gf

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if a girl you never met just randomly asked you to be her bf would you say yes

For me? It's Russian thots

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Imagine how zero-g would affect the tendrils of saliva created when parting mouths.

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Hi /semen/ , mind if i ask you guys a few question?

i had nothing better to do, officer

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Do you have a job or are you a Neet?

Everyone ITT is a neet.

I can confirm that only 3 /cum/ posters have jobs

I have 2 jobs but if you don't count those im a NEET

Who are they?

I can't be mad at you guys...I knew that those aliens are stealing your jobs hence the reason why you're a neet.

>2 jobs

sounds interesting. What type of job?

maintence

nice. At least you're not a collegecuck like me. I'm doing a part time job as a cook in an asian cuisine restaurant.

Trust no thot

m.youtube.com/watch?v=G1YXdISd6Zs

good video

The Canadian and American overnight workers, but I haven't seen either in days. Probably dead.

I need purpose

>tfw spend years as an assfag only to see the light and realize the truth lies within the midriff

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ohayou

slay demons with henrico

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WHERE THE FRICK IS MY THREAD

no one liked you so they didn't post and it deleted
rip

Trump just said we're getting a Space Force

Who going to sign up?

b-but you still like me, right cana??

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no

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YOU CREEEP BITCH

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need a shelf to put all the vidya I dont play

Give em to me

I'll play em

eventually

maybe

iktf

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how long until tim hortons goes out of business? they really haven't kept up with updating to the times, mcdonalds now has better bagels than they do even

>tfw drinking too much sugary as fuck coffee at camp and now not used to milk and sugar in mine at home
anyone else know THIS feel?

didn't know they had bagels, i always get the jalapeno bagel with herb and garlic cream cheese at tims
their potato wedge chili thing is alright too, grilled cheese might be ok

>eating bagels from mcdonalds instead of your local mom n pop bagel shop

FUCK t*m hortons

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he-he, german women always have such big noses.

pls send ukrainian women

pls send cute gooks

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The only reason you guys want foreign women is that they're less likely to see how pathetic you are

I want an anime gf

I want a ukrainian gf because theyre cute

I want a gf who is supportive and understanding
which means a 2d anime girl

Everybody wants an anime gf at their core. But 2d women aren't real

thats what 3D printers are for

In 10 years they'll be real

yet

>I want an anime gf
>I want a gf who is supportive and understanding
>which means a 2d anime girl
>I want a gf who is supportive and understanding
which means a 2d anime girl
>thats what 3D printers are for
>In 10 years they'll be real

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what was fedoraworthy about mentioning 3D printers

Full hands : one drink, one cheek!

A man in denial

why do people think the children of illegals should get a free pass?

children aren't allowed to keep the proceeds of their parents crimes, and using your child to hold the country YOU aggressed against morally hostage is absurd

this is that what we have.

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I think they have more a problem with locking them in cages and not letting them hug eachother and stuff.

I HEAR HER VOICE, IN THE MORNING HOUR SHE CALLS ME

RADIO REMINDS ME OF MY HOME FAR AWAY

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they're retards who will not survive the coming storm

dont understand the logic in this post

that picture was from a protest where they had a mock cage

You're dumb then

You're dumb

Explain it to me then

i dont even feel like masturbating

Well it's fine if they're just sending the kids back. Also if they send the parents back and the kids were born in the US they should send the kids back too if they're so worried about separating families

well what do you feel like henrico

>children aren't allowed to keep the proceeds of their parents crimes
>posted by a canadian
>very likely a chinese canadian

oh the ironing

nothing really
but my computer wire has stripped itself and i should probably get some electrical tape

hmm yes you should do that at least
i kinda feel like playing a video gam, but i gotta cal work to fix my pay check first

t. Omar Garcia De Leon

i'm white, and what i said is true, when mobsters and shit get convicted their kids don't get to keep the shit

Foreign girls, specially those from non-Western backgrounds, are not going to be privy to the local dynamics so it's easier for losers to try their luck with them, them being none the wiser to their local standing.

Except chinese criminals move their families to canada so they can keep their wealth even if their fathers get caught.

Buddy if you're white then I'm white.
And I'm not even white

>space force

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>are not going to be privy to the local dynamics
Like what exactly?

criminals flee to other countries sure, this is nothing new

wtf im white

Hello...HELLO!!!???

I am in desperate need of SEX!

It's not the criminals who flee to canada, it's their families with the money the criminal made from being a criminal. They use it to buy up all your property.

cot damn aaah

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I'm the only white poster here

Like the fact you're a loser

that still makes them criminals because they are complicit in the crime and the proceeds, but yeah, it's lame

i live in metro vancouver the housing market here is retarded

aaaaahhh ooooooh uuuuuuhhh

You haven't explained the logic of the original comment yet, you've just used vague terms and implied you knew.

If somebody is legitimately a loser in one country, why wouldn't any other woman be able to determine the same thing?

>turn on reddit flags
>blue meme flags everywhere
>turn off reddit flags

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the thinking man's redditflag is white with a cute bear in the center

*is a non traditionally shaped flag

>grizzly bears
>cute

for my money its black bears

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BLACK'D

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how do i filter flags bruhs?

look how cuddly he is

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send it over

hi

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HI!!!!!!!!

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>he doesn't have grizzlies in his state

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youtube.com/watch?v=-35-hdWUZuk

why would you want that

black bears are like big dogs but grizzlys are psychopaths

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