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what makes you think you're not a freak, Poindexter?

how do i get a slag gf?

Great thread so far lads
Have high hopes for the remaining 300 posts

did a shit on your mum

>another sex edition
*sigh* Tiresome innit

crisps

mogginator 5000 has been deployed to MOGG all vifgin freaks to death

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yeh? give some to me then

i could blend in with normalfags

virgin detector is going mental

estimated >5 virgins present

Learning some C++ lads

jus b

any narrow shouldered man in

no, I don't want to

Only virgin freaks believe in the concept of “mogging”. FACT

Gottlieb Fluhmann (c. 1837 - c. 1892) was a reclusive cattle rancher in Park County, Colorado, whose mysterious disappearance was not resolved until 1944.

A native of Switzerland, Fluhmann was 5'4" in stature and spoke in broken English. He came to the United States in the early 1860s. Making his way west to Colorado seeking gold.

Few people ever visited Fluhmann, who was considered "a suspicious, argumentative, and flighty old man with almost no friends and no relatives".

With his loyal mongrel dog, Fluhmann checked his cattle daily, armed with an 1886 .38-caliber Marlin rifle attached to his saddle and a .45-caliber pistol under his coat. Fluhmann believed that he was a victim of cattle thieves, but he was unable to stop the rustling. He even treated his cattle like personal pets.

Fluhmann built another domicile a mile away in a cave of a high rock cleft, from which he could watch for rustlers or other strangers who might approach his land, but no one knew of this outpost.

Fluhmann was declared dead in 1894, probably one or two years after his death. His remains had not yet been found, but Fluhmann's estate was probated. He left behind "a fine ranch and a thousand head of cattle."

In 1944, a hunter on military leave, United States Army Master Sgt. Francis V. Brahler (1907-2001), accidentally found Fluhmann's long-forgotten cave-cabin. Brahler entered through a window and found Fluhmann's possessions undisturbed and in excellent condition. The body was near the center of the cabin, as were remains of the dog

all me

how tall do you think jeremy corbyn is?
celeb heights says 5ft 9 but I think maybe a bit more

any anxiety man in? do half a xan and have the greatest day of your life

What about divorced and salty

fuck is wrong with you? do you just copy and paste obscure shit from wikipedia and spam /brit/?

At school or at church?

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aha yeah let me just get some of the xanax tree

on all levels except physical, i am not a virgin

He has been dispatched to the UK to MOGG the virgin freaks.

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love shitty trap music

love that shitty primal beat and bass

Really want to get a helicopter license but both my uncles died in separate aircraft accidents. Feel like I might be tempting fate.

>virgin detector is going mental

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same, image processing here

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yes

Highly advanced material lad

SO peng

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nearly died in that helios air crash in cyprus in 2004

fuck off pitchfork pleb

Watching a documentary on bong aircraft
In awe at the engineering

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could mogg every here

what's your favourite film lads?

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the former protogf showed me pictures of the bodies after that
grim

might take a nap

Glad you made it out alive.

my condolences

beginning to get some very texan vibes off this one

Karl-Erivan Haub is a German-American billionaire businessman who has been missing since April 7, 2018.

On April 7, 2018, he went training for a skiing tour in Zermatt, Switzerland and did not return, thus being reported as missing.

A week after he went missing, the search was called off and Haub is now presumed dead

Following his disappearance, Tengelmann announced that his brother Christian W.E. Haub would be appointed sole CEO of Tengelmann Group.

how does bazza from the pub manage to get a Russian visa and travel to some unknown Russian town to watch an England match?

Goal II: Living the Dream

Brade Runner

imagine being such an alpha you mogg both the opposition and your own party

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really love seeing yanks die horrifically, either in shit like 9/11 or tortured to death in the middle east.
simple as

decade+ ago, the Malaysian protogf was an avid gore site visitor

panama are about to get the mogging of a lifetime

>>another sex edition
quite the opposite, ya think?

hard choice desu
anything by kubrick

bit boring imo

don't really have a single favourite desu

the wickerman

youtube.com/watch?v=i97vNm9Vdsg

HOLY FUCKN CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

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mine was a chinky too (chinese)
are all asian women just sociopaths

absolutely based choice

not that fucking hard is it

would love to see him and David lammy oil up and wrestle naked

Three graffiti vandals killed by a train in London today

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can't stop looking at pics of shemales with massive cocks

hard graft, skimping on the missus and buying used toys for little Darren

awful
Try this: youtube.com/watch?v=YFeqYRuRwtY

tells us that nobody gives a fuck anymore except race obsessed dunces

might be onto something here

>forgetting to reset one switch killed 121 people
oh fuck me this is why I'll never do important toil

love suicideboys too

god I wish I had an edgy gf I could scream this shit with

idea: goth femboy bf

Listening to a lot of King Crimson recently lads

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Don’t understand why people graffiti a train line
Such a thankless task

Same tbqh

Also a fan of this young lad: youtube.com/watch?v=UzhL2k9kL4w

RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT

England haven't even played a match how would you notice

I don't think anyone vandalises to be thanked tbf

>teehee im bent btw :v

Hard to find one mate

Does having gay sex lose your virginity too?

I Spent the Night in Ikea and It Was Absolutely Incredible (Sleep in a Supermarket Challenge)

LMAO

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got the runtiest spoons lad
can't even get a bowl of ice cream without bending the little cunts

youtube.com/watch?v=i6-TvoNXSIA
youtube.com/watch?v=NA6h5J3Heio

I AM THE PRODUCT OF DRUGS
I MIGHT JUST MARRY MY PLUG

>Smartest man who ever lived was a bloody racist
how will lefty/pol/ recover from this?

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don’t get it

lefties are living in a fucking dreamworld

youtube.com/watch?v=cnO4AU6ORoQ

Love me some edgy emo rap and anime

why yes, I am a racist

your dreamworld is just about to end

It's basically because you're a white shitlord.

NEED a bubbly quirky canadian gf with a funky accent