The year 2018

>The year 2018
>There are still """people""" out there who aren't using bumguns
I hope you degenerates catch ass rot and die

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My grandparents house has this
They're too strong for me, bumgum seller

I actually bought one of those collapsible rubber water bottles to wash my asshole whenever I shit in public toilets. I also carry with it a small container of shower gel.

Learn how to adjust the flow by gently squuezing the trigger ya dong
You're alright for a mutt, your cleanliness alone is 10 times better than your own people

I am gen 1 diaspora and came to culturally enrich them in the ways of the bidet

>collapsible rubber water bottles
I don't get it
but i like the pressure when it hits my balls, feels soothing

I wash myself with the shower hose sometimes and particularly if it's a loose poo. Harder ones that don't leave much residue can usually be cleaned with just wetted toilet paper.

Also why do you always have to go after taking a bath? Every freaking time.

>everybody touches the thing
>sprays like it's trying to penetrate your anus
>shit water everywhere
>use dirty hand to put them back
>entire seat is wet like your moms cunt but fuck the next person who's using it and leave it as it is
All cunt without high tech toilet is a non country

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literally google it

Think Windex bottle, but stronger and for power-washing your ass
No beep boops fancy electronic here english-teaching white boi
Also pretty smart, and being wet generally serve as stimuli for taking a wet dump. A bumgun is still far more powerful and convenient than a shower hose tho

We call it pillupuhelin - cunt telephone.

Maybe because you're 3rd world farmer? Blame yourself for being poor

High tech you say

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I shower every morning after my shit. Why would I need one of those?

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That doesn't exist anymore, all new houses are installed with high tech ones
Blame rural Japanese for being stingy and not replacing those

Have fun maintaining that shit when I can literally just walk 2 steps outside and buy a new nozzle/hose whenever I please lmao
Not everyone want to bath after a dump, especially if you have the run and need to do several matches a day. Plus it can literally power wash your ass speckling clean

t. sexpat

Also before you even bother to reply white boi, I'm not here to debate which type of bidet is better. The main focus of this thread is to shit on the paper-dabbing subhuman

That is true though
Paper wiping is for subhuman
You only need the last wipe to make your ass fresh and clean

You can already tell by my grammars and writing quirk that I'm clearly no native speaker, but then again I don't expect some no-name snow nigger to speak decent english either
Bingo, one small dab to dry your hairy, wet ass and done, no more. A civilized human shouls not consume anymore than 1 roll every 3 months

I can never get a clear answer out of retards like OP about what "degenerates" have supposedly degenerated from? What s glorious standard have we fallen from? Jow Forumstards can never give me a clear answer. I can only assume it's a romanticized version of some period in the past that really fucking sucked in reality.

I don't have confidence to use it for neatly.