YOU HAVE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO THE FOREIGN LEGION, PEASANT!

>YOU HAVE BEEN CONSCRIPTED INTO THE FOREIGN LEGION, PEASANT!
What do you do?

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Gladly serve and die for the legion

ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE, LE JOUR DE GLOIR EST ARRIVE

Kill m*ttoids as ordered

>check how many 1 class legioner gets in month- 1205 €
>check my corpolar salary- 880

France I'm comin

Complain in French

Au Wei, it's anudder napoleon

what does the french military even do besides fuck up foreign interventions, request american help then retreat

The French military is actually efficient and well-organized. I know people who worked with them, went in with the same preconceived ideas as you, and now only have words of praise for French soldiers.

The French military is actually inefficient and unorganized. I know people who worked with them, went in with the same preconceived ideas as you, and now only have words of disdain for French soldiers.

Read this if you're really interested: chrishernandezauthor.com/2013/07/09/working-with-the-french-army/

most annoying soliders on all NATO exercises is mutts and belgians
Mutts always complaining about NAH NO WIFI HERE FUCK THAT and always drink in free time, belgians just bitching how great they are

>fuck up foreign interventions
You sure you're not referring to the American military here? All our recent operations have been successful. Look up Operation Serval, and the ongoing Operation Barkhane that we're close to finishing.

OK but where do I collect my state sponsored french gf

>what is the Vietnam war, bombing Libya and Syria

at least england doesn't blame their fuck ups on us

The French military does actually not exist. I know people who wanted to work with them, went in with the same preconceived ideas as you, and still know nothing about so-called French soldiers.

join them and get a french wife

Fart in the sergeant's general direction

It's called Indochina war when it comes to France fighting Viet Mînh, user. Not trying to be a smartass, just giving you information.

>what is the Vietnam war
You mean the one where they, unlike the Americans, cut their losses and pulled a Korea?

>Bombing Libya and Syria
In both cases as support for the rebel ground troops. Again, what was "fucked up" here?

>at least england doesn't blame their fuck ups on us
Are you sure you don't have that in reverse? I can't think of a single war the French blame on America, while the Americans keep whining about how Vietnam was totally the fault of the French even though the Americans intervened to protect the democratic South Vietnam the French erected in the first place.

>Vietnam war
Something that happened shortly after WW2.
>bombing Libya and Syria
Something that we did with America. And no one is blaming America for anything, drop the victim act. Although it's a fact that we're less guilty of destabilising the Middle East than you are.

Gladly die for the French, as it is a well-established Polish tradition

there won't be a french military when macron's done, only a european army [spoiler]comprised mostly of marokans, algerians, and egyptians wanting european citizenship[/spoiler[

>hernandez
yikes

Depends on who France is going to war with