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And is was written in the land of the sodomites
A great and terrible prophecy
Typed by the hands of a failed surgeon

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AS IT WAS WRITTEN SO SHALL IT BE

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>lads I've been an absolute giga chad this week
>so yeah I was talking to this fit girl in the club whilst md'd off my face and she started kissing me lmao and then we necked for a moment or two
>found out she had a boyfriend then they started arguing as her boyfriend saw it all lmaooo then they both started crying ffs loool
>two days later I went out again and saw them two dancing with each other and I smiled at them both whilst I had a girl holding my hand lmaoooo and I started necking this girl holding my hand infront of them looool

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go to bed you virgin freak neet loser waste of space

heard some middle class 14 year old girl talking about xxxtenation

world is going to shit

There’s no way this guys ancestors are Tunisian just look at him

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I like how the pakis pretend to care about sports on here cos they think it makes them fit in. lmao

Germany didn't just get beaten they got their cock locked up and balls smashed to pieces by tiny little metizso bulls

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>Five people wounded in Malmö shooting
>20 shots fired from an automatic weapon into a cafe
But its OK, it's just gang feuds, not terrorism.
STATE of 2018

Vandalic

just got back from the pub

FUCKING COME ON ENGLAND

*mogs your entire uni*

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i can't, i'm trying to fix my sleeping pattern

wtf is that a chicken parmo?
takeaway near me does these but i haven't tried them yet
might get on that

so fucking tired lads
slept poorly and had to take a maths exam and then spend another four hours in class

haha class mate x

Don't, parmos are fucking revolting.

the fuck is that?

dam call the xxxbulance that nigga xxxdead!

*takes you somewhere other than funky town*

which part of Britain is Malmö in?

love that england always win to get their hopes up even when they go into it with diminished expectations

idk why you think this guy gets the best womyn

the guys who get the best womyn are the cute ones who are also tall and sharp looking

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fuck off you subhuman jock cunt

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amberlamps

Live just down the road from Malmö, tend to avoid it nowadays it's really scary now

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*rocks you down to electric avenue*

fuck off phimo

dont like getting drunk off larger makes me feel sick
prefer vody

haha you literally got ran out of /sp/ haha

He looks a bit like me.

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imagine having a literal prossie as a sister

Sure thing sweetheart

>not even in the tournament
>still rattles the competitors
pft shouldn't be surprised when 50m are still routinely threatened by 5m

youtube.com/watch?v=1Ev52IE0Qew
anyone else here enjoy listening to GOOD music

guess he's gone xxxtinct

youre good looking but there's something off about you

Calling bullshit on this

would ask for a family discount

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obsessed, rent free etc.

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does anyone know the way to paradise city

That’s just some dudes pic he found online you idiot

never sure whether i should be sad how realistic i am when looking at the world, or glad i'm not completely deluded like someone who takes travel brochures at face value.
usually just swing wildly between manic delusion and clinical depression.

>something off about you
Is it that I only have 3 fingers?

the northern line to morden

us 2 you

u do not know da wey
*click* *click* *click* *click* *click*

Trump is bringing back the good ole days of the 1950s

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>it's just gang feuds, not terrorism.
desu this is actually a reasonable take
hate how a twat shooting his wife is now considered a terrorist incident these days.

This was fucking cringey. Why do the BBC waste money on shite like this?

going to watch senegals brutal mogging tomorrow

you mentioned us first
all i did was call you out

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Does anyone listen to top40 radio? It's the most disgusting shit. I hope more of these pop artists get shot.

fitcels are fucking hilarious desu

in the modern uni, tall skinny apporachable white guys with visible jawlines are king

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love island was fucking brilliant

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1950s were dire
1900s on the other hand

state

why do they set themselves up for a fail

dislike how women tend to be shorter than men
quite enjoy listening to other people and always try to be accomodating, don't want to be imposing at all but it's physically impossible for me not to talk down to women, no matter how much i try.

Things you'll never see:
Germany out of groups
England in the semis
Ronaldo playing an entire game without diving

ARTICLE
FROM THIS MAGAZINE ON THIS EXACT DAY

*probably not be real

best line

don't post my cousin/girlfriend again 'mate'

>belgium ever being an authentic nation state

you mentioned it first when you said jock

im talking about because it was just on telly.

>I've been going out to clubs for over a decade now
Maybe it's because you're fucking ancient but you think you're a young kid. The fact he's on student room is hilarious lmao. Sounds exactly like 190kg children molested as well

I've never met a religious person who wasn't an idiot

>shags girls
>Still complains

rope this mong

>the mind of a lanky soy ridden freak

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don't care
will scrap you in berwick any time

haha look at this poofter caring about women's feelings hahahaha

XXXTENTACION SHOT LADS HAHAHAHAAHAHA

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england is going to get shagged mogged and raped by panama

still would

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absolute UNIT

not soy, just autism
look like a caveman and act like a dog.

Went to the Imperial War Museum today for the second time, spent a few hours in the Holocaust exhibit. Really well done. Highly recommended.

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>ywn be a lad on a day out with the lads

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not coming to that shithole. you must be used to it

doing composite functions lads!

i know this post is a joke but my cousin actually was my oneitis

ill be xxxendng his family my xxxondolences

a lot of the photos and video would have been by elliot rodgers' granddad

too xxxoon