/brit/

Some runt is on the train with his feet on the seats and music playing from his laptop speakers

i have a massive 7.5 inch cock like a fucking coke can in girth at points and even though i'm only 5 foot 11 the fact that my penis falls within the top 2% of actual measured erect male penises by scientific studies makes being insecure abotu height seem trivial and funny when girls ask me to be gentle AHHAHAHA

I never read it in a book
I never saw it on a show
But I heard it in the alley
On a weird radio
If you want a drink of water
You got to get it from a well
If you want to get to heaven
You got to raise a little hell
I never felt it in my feet
I never felt it in my soul
But I heard it the alley
Now it's in my rock and roll
If you want to know a secret
You got to promise not to tell
If you want to get to heaven
You got to raise a little hell

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nothing better than smoking a cigarette and drinking black coffee after energetically pumping your gf

Imagine if something like the Muslim sex-grooming rings had happened in Belfast in the 70s, gangs of Catholics forcing Protestant girls into sexual slavery or vice versa. There'd be civil war, you'd have to deploy the entire British Army there just to prevent a Rwanda-style genocide. Yet the modern English """man""" just accepts it as part and parcel, odd case.

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>jocks
I honestly think they'd commit suicide if England won the world cup

Fucking lovely council house that! Build em to last back then

Oh another person thinks they look slightly above average what a surprise

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anime

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is he autistic or just inconsiderate?

Scots being utterly obsessed with the English as usual mate, don't pay them any mind.

>he thinks that's a council house

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nah the scots genuinely hate england. wales and ireland are also anti-england either but that's just banter in comparison to the seething hatred of the scots

caught autism off a toilet seat

absolutely LIVID

when i saw this picture i assumed an england fan took it and used the flags as a carpet in his living room but is this house so tiny they cant hold ap any flags other than on the floor?

Xxxtentacion is dead lads

might put an israeli flag outside my house as one of those 'social experiments' that seem popular on youtube.

Why not both?

its got a chimney it cant be a council ouse

Source?

the bjork peng ting

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so they would destroy themselves just to spite the english? bizarre

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genuinely think we have a good chance of winning the world cup

>He was of Syrian, Egyptian, Indian, German, Jamaican and Italian descent.

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It is you tool

raped anglo tourist(female) tonight and for whatever reason she gave me her phone number afterwards wtf

I wanna call Harry Kane Hazza Kazza
thoughts?

The mind of a Jock is impossible for civilised man to understand.

I'm wondering - were these posts really necessary?

Have had sex with 20+ different people, but have never had a satisfying sexual experience

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yes but yours certainly wasn't
don't reply to me again unless you want me to liquidate your body

Area I’m from in manc is 90% social housing and they all look like that

>middle-class 18yo pleb from surrey thinks it's a council house

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casual sex is a jewish invention
its supposed to only be with someone you love

foreigners hate england and feel sympathy for scotland until they actually come here, because then suddenly all of england's crimes seem justified

scotland should've been genocided instead of ireland desu

Why do people regularly expect me to do shit for them with no benefit for myself. Suck a fucking dick. I'm not doing something for nothing. I'm not a fucking slave you entitled inconsiderate son of a bitch.

literally this

never been in love
every interaction with an attractive female up until this very moment has been motivated by lust or friendship

All the girls I loved ran away

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Newton Heath you bellend, go and fucking google it, sack

she kyoot

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Would the leaf kindly put his little blog post on Jow Forums or something, thank you x

Whats a computa?

Give that man an award.

wow refugees ARE good

Imagine having a pussy and being licked out by Harry Kane as his nose runs against your clitoris.

yeah lets just delete /brit/ while we're at it shall we

Why are American men such cucks?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5858531/Student-changes-Tinder-bio-include-110-traffic-fine-shocked-man-takes-care-it.html#comments

modafinil is not keeping me awake

british people reacting to magic

youtube.com/watch?v=spMkaJp975s

p-please focus on british culture
please don't s-start making fun of us

good post. Prepare to be in toilbergs bad books for having this attitude though.

were canadians always so american or were they once a bit more anglicised

similar to me
had sex with like 10-15 girls but none of them were particularly attractive and i was only sober for a couple of them, never had a good experience

Also just clocked the city sign on the gaff , Probly south manc, whythenshaw or fallowfield way

a bit drunk, listening to this youtu.be/dF4iLmuU_bM and crying at the very real prospect that england could win the world cup

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when you cut them loose in the 1800's is when they started becoming yankified

support england in the world cup and im scottish.

check mate

>

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are you me

>ridley is in smash
still reeling at this

the english are sore winners

oof

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looks like my secondary school

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Bizarre supporting a country that isn't your own.

sterling runs like a poof doesnt mean he's gay though

Nice! Where’s that pal?

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bit racist

Scotland is one of the most radically left-wing places on the planet.

The one on the right looks like mine.

This wasn't the first time Churchill was wrong and it wouldn't be the last.

eh the "country" is the united kingdom sweaty

filling in haha

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love her

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whats her tumblr

for all the slag posting i always wonder if there are any good slag porno
ones with the bronzer and makeup caked all over their faces, thick accents
you get something close with american pornstars i guess but it's not quite the same is it

If someone comes to me and asks me for something as a favour unless it's absolutely outrageous like driving for 3 hours to take them somewhere I find it very difficult to say no. If I do say no it's always because of some made up excuse and never if someone is in real need. Having friends who know they can rely on each other is very useful. You never know when you might need to borrow a load of money instantly or need a place to stay for a week or two

STILL private

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scots aren't genuinely hostile, they just have the same sadists gene that new zealander's have
they're the kind of people who would actually drown tourists for a lark. doesn't mean they hate the tourists, they just thought it would be funny and the fact someone had to die doesn't weigh on their consciences.

same with the english.

catalonia and quebec are more lefty i bet

open gangum style

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tights

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