/brit/

queenie is a greenie, thats how i remember it

Find drugs really interesting

mechanism of action, side effects, research, etc
should've been a pharmacist iah

youtube.com/watch?v=k7scMC7YSDQ
This video resonates with me a lot.
Starting to worry it's because I've developed a Scottish-cringe. Which should have become obvious when my list of life goals started and ended with "naturalise as a citizen of anywhere else in the world so I can say I'm from there and not Scotland without lying"

anime?

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tunisia england game start ball kick net goal arm penalty kick score head bounce ball net goal score game win

youtube.com/watch?v=DpkbQm1ba6o

burial eat your heart out

blue

how
where did you meet her
was she not repelled by your virgin freakness?

it drops to like 20fps on the horse ride and then all the postprocessing stops when he enters the forest lol. this game will look bad!

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>Queen is 5'2
Why do we allow a womanlet to rule over us?
Put Kate Middleton in charge is what I say.

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literally told her i'm a virgin and she made it her mission to be my gf

its good

got her from the gf store

When the fuck is the queen dying?
Shes 92

think the little sister gets bullied at school

Hrm yes *adjusts glasses* ah of course

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the gf is 5'1 max

feels good she gives my gf someone to look up to

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didn't think lizards usually lived that long

wish cute vaginas were more common

literally everything in this post is false
game has a very good artstyle

bully her at home too so she learns to cope with it

eee my god

>England and Wales are estimated to have 2.7m firearms in civilian ownership (an estimated 860,000 unregistered), which equates to 4.6 weapons per 100 residents.
But I thought having unregistered firearms was illegal? Why would someone do something that breaks the law?

Thoughts?

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haha lads this is literally me

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willy status:
out

going to tell every girl i meet im a virgin

doing a post lads

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cum on my face brother HH

i think she has actual depression

any mondo burger man in

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I'm in love with a girl on Youtube. She's really smart and cute and she lives in Tuscon, Arizona.

It's coming home lads.

how old is she?

willies and poo
i love you

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ate too much, feel sick

feels like im stuck in a fucking time loop with you lads

there is not a single scientific paper on LSD tolerance

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>went to a bar on my own to watch the game
>1-1
>went for a piss
>got piss anxiety, so went in the cubicle
>bit of sick on the floor, ignored it and pissed
>left the toilet
>bouncer comes up to me and says the perfume African lad in the toilet says I was sick all over the floor
>said I wasn't
>bouncer says I am getting rude and throws me out
>get a notification on my phone that England scored in extra time

Feel like normies just have a sixth sense for who doesn't belong in a bar and make up these contrived reasons to purge us.

Wish I had at least told the bouncer he was a twat in hindsight. I just left like a cuck.

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a bloo-bloo

willy isnt working too well tonight think its because im depressed

Fucking mormans

hes just like us

i need a gf but she must be british otherwise i'm going to cry. a british gf she must be brunette with vagina

Sleep schedule is absolutely fucked. Slept 5 hours last night and have slept about 10 hours today and won't be able to sleep at all tonight ecause of it.

13

woah there noncey boy

Tunisian living in the UK here. Any of you weak girly cumskins want to see me judo throw you in front of your girl then meet me outside The Black Clock pub in Milton Keynes.

stop

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shell be right mate girls are good at handling bullying just make sure she doesnt become fat or a drug addict and she will do fine also post pictures of her feet if u have any

where do you get all those sue content from anyway?

fixing mine with modafinil as we speak

what drives a man to write such a post

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it is very sad because it has flippers so no wank to anime

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Spider_Bite

Milton Keynes MENTIONED

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Nafri subhuman

once got kicked out of a pub for being too drunk when i was a sober and i made a big deal about it and i felt like a wanker after desu

All rise for the official /brit/ anthem:
youtube.com/watch?v=0o79Aj-_Pms

cancer i want to be a anglo, it seems fun to live in a anglosphere

didn't realise tunisia was a place people could come from

I want to have my way with her sexy body.

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yeah theres a load of bullying at girls schools apparently

Character building

Except it actually isn't at all, it just means you withdraw into yourself and try your best to avoid conflict, making you a prime target for bullying for the rest of your life.

been wearing a mask with the words "high iq, low conscientousness" so women judge me based on my personality and not my facial features
caught some girls mirin' my visage the other day and talking about how hot i must look under the mask

dutch are anglo

LOTS of qt hapa girls around here

i want to go on holidays in all anglo countries including australia

got a bag of these and they taste burnt lads

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fascinating display from the runts tonight

IT’S

I literally just kept saying "do I look like I'm drunk enough to throw up" and he just said alright mate, get out.

theres a load of bullying at all schools

think im going to start a water fast tomorrow

seems like you need to be bullied a bit more tbqh

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the virgin response

was none in mine despite lots of different ethnic groups and social classes

more like x_x tenacion

no the dutch are Germans i know this because the dutch are neighbors of the germans and i can understand german because i understand dutch, dutch is very similar to german more so than english

You should find her bullies and knock them all off the top rope.

If anything it's worse now because it's all psychological and you can't respond at all or else the school will expel you in an instant due to """"zero tolerance"""

What's the chad response?

I want to lick Emma Watson's asshole and fuck her vagina.

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there was you just didnt notice it because u were an abnormie and it wasnt happening to you and you werent doing it to other people