Pick your hole

bellybutton

penis in vagina
drink from pee hole
asshole is for degenerates

>fake blonde
>stupid smile
>shaved roastie
I'll pass.

Ugly teeth

>no penis
Degenerates

fucking christ how did i not see that text at the top

Putin it in the bum

mouth is the only correct answer

If she's pink like that I'm going in her bum

>this constitutes as roast beef sandwich
you've never seen a real vagina have you?

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I agree with you but nonshaved or at least non-trimmed is gross. I don't like to floss my teeth while I eat.

When the ass is too big, it looks like that.

unless you're a whitoid who only dry wipes, your asshole should always be that clean.

>nonshaved or at least non-trimmed is gross
Americans are porn obsessed freaks

She clearly bleached and probably shaved or waxed too. Not all girls take that kind of care regularly.

BRAAAAAAPFSHSHS POPOP BRAAAAAPFFFSHSH

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Most women shave. Most women don't do porn. Your argument is retarded.

All three, in different order, until I've gone in every order.

Women will adapt based on men's expectations.

and thats a good thing

Yeah of course but I'm still right

that pussy looks scrumdiddlyumptious

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nigger

Then we may be porn obsessed but you are the freak for liking bushes. That shit is not normal unless you were born in the 1960s.

>This natural part of being human is not normal
Bet you're cut too

>Most women shave
No, a lot of them trimm if they have some social interaction and a chance to be naked in front of a male, very few shave (it's a pain in the ass), and the rest don't give a fuck.

BUCETA ROSA! BUCETA ROSA!

>white girls
>anal hair

I'm actually not and girls think it;s weird. I want to do it but I know it will hurt like a bitch so I probably never will.

As for shaving, girls have been doing that since I;ve been sexually active. It was the norm before I ever knew better. Porn has nothing to do with it. It's just more comfortable.

UMA DELICIA

It depends on the country. American women do tend to shave down there more than Europeans

How many times are you gonna miss the apostrophe

Every girl I have dated shaved every few days. Some waxed once a week. A girl I went to high school with went as far as having surgery to remove hair follicles from her vagina so they would never grow back except for a square patch, which I thought looked strange.

Girl is Darcie Belle

twice apparently

do you want me to do it again?

Yeah sure

Here friends keep it

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Why are fucking japs allowed to post whatever the fuck they want and never get banned?

kek

Because mods are a bunch of soy slurping asiaboos

Good doggo

i want to invade her white pussy

>tfw I don't have 735KB of free space on my hdd

America was a mistake, you have some fucked up social codes...

Two bombs were not enough.

this

I should sign her up for BLACKED

poopy literally comes out of the butthole not going to put my dick in there

Menstrual blood comes out of the other

do not remind me of an odor so foul
women are so nasty dude

The upper one is the organ through which women breathe, user. Like whales.

> i want to cut my penis
the jew is strong

second time today that i fell for this

This is the only true answer

>raising a kid with a porn star

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the left nostril

Abort if a boy, keep if a girl. Then you can just marry the daughter, who will be pure, and ditch the old granny.

BASED!

would you lick it Jow Forums?

Good doggo

genius & inspirational

It's a recent (or Millenial) phenomenon. My mother's generation didn't shave down there.

The balloon knot for the kiss. The pussay for the fug.

fuck you

It's because of porn. Until the internet became mainstream, most didn't shave.

It's a way for women to reduce their apparent age and thus make themselves more attractive to men. Most men are attracted to young (~11-17) women.

>tfw will never be a cute girl
>tfw will never have a lesbian relationship with my lesbian mother
Why live?

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Why do you know that

...

Why lesbian? Daughters should marry their fathers, not their mothers.

>he's never seen 70s Playboys
Dem bushes was big, Clem. Real durned big.

she looks very british

>Posted by Anonymous one hour and 56 minutes ago

mods on point tonight

Only closet pedos like shaved pubes anyway. You're a woman, not a little girl.

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gay

While I'm guilty of marrying my hypothetical future daughter, she'd be pure only if she liked girls and even purer if it was her mother. Liking men is degenerate and disgusting, even if it's their fathers.

Imagine being this much of a pleb.

Disgusting

There's nothing wrong with nice, neatly trimmed pubes (not out of control 1970s Playboy pubes).

No no, it's degenerate and disgusting only if isn't their fathers. Of course, there's nothing wrong with the mother joining in on the fun if both the father and daughter consent to her.

This. I'm against the wild bush. Landscaping is required.

Women are trying to make themselves more attractive by appearing younger. They wouldn't do it if men didn't find young women appealing, user.

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Wait, how would 17 year olds not have pubes?

Wait, why are you fucking a bitch on her period? Even the Bible forbade that.

Don't get me wrong, but a dick is a dick. I'm not saying it would all be the same, but the father is still a man. His love for his daughter could be the deepest and truest, he would still dirty her by being a man. Now if you look at the Purest Form of Love™ between a mother and daughter it's completely pure and better in any form and conception.

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They would

>As for shaving, girls have been doing that since I;ve been sexually active. It was the norm before I ever knew better. Porn has nothing to do with it. It's just more comfortable.

It's really not. Shaving one's pubes leads to itchy, bumpy skin.

the mouth

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