>wife is Kurdish
>wants to visit Kurdistan with our 7 and 5 year old daughters to see her family
>She said she's specifically from southern Kurdistan
>Google southern Kurdistan
>Oh shit that's in Iraq
>I don't want my children going to Iraq
>tell wife that it's not going to happen it's too dangerous to go on vacation in a destabilized country
>wife is pissed and thinks I'm being a drama queen and "it's fine"
>we argue and have a big fight over it
>I ask my friend for advice on what to do
>"Well I'd say you're stuck between Iraq and a hard place"
Wife is Kurdish
What is there to be learnt from this?
Don't marry a non-white.
>wants to visit kurdistan
Your friend is an absolute lad
To her it might be safe because she blends in with the people from there.
For you it's a fucking deathtrap GI Joe.
pics of waifu pls
also, Erbil is the safest place in Iraq. Rarely are there attacks, bombings, kidnappings and shit
Really nice city with tourist attractions. Everyone there is very nice to Americans.
>visiting a country that doesn't exist
It's not like Iraq is in constant war, refugees regularly go back there because it's not so codld or want a vacation
my brother did the same shit when he left to go join ISIS, we all think he got shot by a howitzer
muslims are white in america
its pretty safe t b h. That being said, you're a literal subhuman for marrying a kurd and having half mudshit babies. But the real offense comes from having a tripcode
>>"Well I'd say you're stuck between Iraq and a hard place"
ffs how did you guys not notice this amazing pun yet
don't lie op, that's the punchline to your invented story
Guess you could say you're stuck between Iraq and a hard place
>ffs how did you guys not notice this amazing pun
Lel at least somebody got the joke
Shameless bump
>wife is k*rdish
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I like your friend
>being new
The only homeland for the Kurds is the Republic of Turkey.
T*rks btfo
but then who was hard place?
Did u convert to islam?
And what exactly happens in north iraq?
Stop being a little bitch, just start shooting yourself with smaller bullets to build immunity to larger bullets.
thats a weird name for a cemetery
Dumb fucking LARPing redditor. Why are you even here? Everything about this thread reeks cancer.
Jesus Christ how stupid are you faggots it's a fake greentext as a joke and the punchline is the pun.
My God.
Subhuman race traitor
Try going with your Kurdish wife. Why are you staying at home?