/brit/

GET BACK
GET BACK
GET BACK TO WHERE YOU ONCE BELONGED

independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/how-to-look-like-you-know-loads-about-football-a-beginners-guide-to-the-world-cup-awards-9530038.html

state of british journalism

>Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman
>But she was another man
what did the beatles mean by this

go back to whence ye came

might grow a tash and start wearing sunglasses

heading back to where i belonged lads
you guys want anything?

Did you see that ludicrous display last night

I wear sunglasses its not really that special desu

Bought a manlet flat lads

gaytime

>reading a historical account by a brit in the united states during the civil war
>american soldiers are described as being characteristically tall and lean
oh the good old days

reddIT crowd

Had a dream I saved John Lebanon’s life last night as a special envoy of the Devil

recently found out the brits don't have cherryripes
feel bad for them

applying for a job at manlets of gay village

same as polythene pam

Daily reminder that WWIII is brewing. Any decade now.

>yo mi hermano, it say in thees book we used to be white!

is that the gay village of manchester?

Primin' up to shoot a Dutchman lads

just got an AMEX credit card and it's /fa/ as fuck, it's all see-through and shit

*cranes head skyward*
pardon?

Any century now.

actually said this to my mate chico when i found the audio book

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>london isnt whit-

got called a white dog at centrelink earlier lads

And I want to be a paperback writer.

PAPERBACK WRITER

The pompous middle class shits will always be the last to accept that war is upon us.
Nothing ever changes.

>win 2-1 in the groups vs a tunisia
bit much desu

can you take your pseduointellectual schizo shit to Jow Forums or something? Just fuck off

sue

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been holding in this poo for quite a bit, now I have to walk up 2 flights of stairs

hopefully i don't poop myself haha

it's mad how all the races and peoples of the earth had exactly the same amount of time and amount of resources to develop, and yet only europeans managed to elevate themselves from tribal caveman

I was thinking about it when I was eating a bar of chocolate. the native americans or whatever were eating and smoking cocoa in their little huts. but only europeans took cocoa and turned it into a profitable art form.

not that any one race is better than any other just an observation haha

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sorry but /brit/ doesn't take AMEX

I want to suck Emma Watson’s clitoris.

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wonder how many dicks she sucked to have a go on that, feisty little minx

>cannot listen to your pseudointellectual shit
*sits back and opens, The Economist*

honestly there's nothing really wrong with communism, it's just never been tried

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in a society

based

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I ain’t got nothing but love babe

EIGHT DAYS A WEEK

i know you do mate, that's why it's so sad that you never will

none fuk of di

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is your mum this hot australian man

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wish I lived in london
wish I had proper friends
wish I knew what I was doing with my life

the audio edition is unironically based, put in on 2x and I get all my global news in about 3-4 hours

i'm just a nice australian lad with good manners and a big willy

Summat else for the French to protest about

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What’s the most cringe board ?

RAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAA-AAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAIN
I DON'T MIND

parent's tell me to get a life, then move out to the countryside where there's no train station and the nearest things to do are an hour drive away so I can't drink

Gagging to move to manchester but I just can't afford it

Literally was created because Yanks kept reporting the mutt threads en masse so they'd be moved there to stem the reports. Now it serves no purpose because the mutt threads just get deleted.

je m'appelle donald donaldson and j'habite in a house bigger than yours

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Jow Forums for sure it's all larping reddit keyboard warriors now. go into any thread and you'll hear them taling constantly about 'day of the rope' and how they are gunna start a revolution. It's almost as bad as leftypol but luckily they don't have their own board here.

sister watches asmr

/b/ or Jow Forums
infested with edgelords

t.nigger

They warned of WWIII as recently as Jan 25 2018
economist.com/leaders/2018/01/25/the-growing-danger-of-great-power-conflict

whisper in her ear while you finger her

Have begun doing poos exclusively in the toilet.

she is 13 you freak psycho

He’s a weird cunt inne

He'd have been better off just not reacting, it's a friendly nickname and didn't seem to have any malice. His rant about a revolution was bizarre.

i'm not a nigger and i don't browse Jow Forums

Why are they so arrogant lads?

wtf

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she's 31 if you do her from behind haha

>announcing beforehand
RIP

Jow Forums WILL believe this

Jow Forums without a doubt. There are entire threads dedicated to "men" larping about the trials and tribulations of female discharge

cant stand it when dudes that were handed money, jobs and cars by mummy and daddy preach about “grinding”
if i lived your life i wouldve turned out a half a fag

my old man didnt give me anything but secondhand catholic guilt

do people not go on dates anymore?

Come on lad tell me you don't find worse than literally any /brit/ thread ever.

That meek manlet spotty nerd that larps about lynching black people would be more than ready to become an actual NAZI if given the opportunity. All you have to do is give them a sense of belonging.

only on reality tv shows

nah all you need is tinder and a condom (optional)

Nah they just go on Love Islands now

i admit i'm the bad guy

would like for this to become a meme
like limmy's "i met [recently dead celeb] at a charity do once" tweets

Brit/pol/ is a ghost town as it's been taken over by Preuße, probably as many as 7 of the posters in that very thread are him.

Even the shithole I grew up in is expensive now, everyone wants a piece of it, I wish it went back to the industrial wasteland I remember as a kid, eeeeeeeeee good ould days

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>limmy's "i met [recently dead celeb] at a charity do once" tweets
Ha ha what a knee slapper

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Dating is actually a very traditional/Christian sort of ritual. That's why it is so popular in the US.

It fell out of fashion a long time ago in Europe, at least amongst the working class.

Just found out that I got a first in my MEng, lads. Starting the grad job in a couple of weeks, too. Things starting to look up.

What's the worst suffering you've enduring in your life so far?

can't bog the hilldawg

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Limmy... Lmao.....