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Boston accent needs work, Californian sounds about right and I can't really speak for the others since I don't really have experience with people from those parts. Speaking of accents I used to have a fairly noticeable NY accent since that's where I grew up. Thank God I got rid of it by the time I was in college though, it sounds dumb as fuck.

Bump

:^)

i need latina porn

Learn your grammar, accent is quite good

idea: rename USA to USNA (united states of north america)

"
I am an American Soldier.
I am a Warrior and a member of a team.
I serve the people of the United States and live the Army Values.
I will always place the mission first.
I will never accept defeat.
I will never quit.
I will never leave a fallen comrade.
I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough, trained and proficient in my warrior tasks and drills.
I always maintain my arms, my equipment and myself.
I am an expert and I am a professional.
I stand ready to deploy, engage, and destroy the enemies of the United States of America in close combat.
I am a guardian of freedom and the American way of life.
I am an American Soldier.
"

How do all of you foreign faggots really feel about us burgers?

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Americans are retarded, fat, stupid as shit and obese.
I fucking hate them.

and germans are obsessed with destroying europe so it evens out

obsessed

To be honest I'd rather be fat than a cuck.

Drinking coffee

Hmm make I'll make some eggs

Would you prefer to be a ugly hetero? Or a handsome gay?

handsome gay 2bh

Grammar is a bit off, but you would have no trouble being fully functional in society here. I've heard niggers talk that are incomprehensible, so there's that.

No. Sounds far less powerful

Don't you hate it when you go to wipe and there's a hole where the tp used to be?

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rate my thread

NEW idea i just came up with

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alri lads, did another order last night

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excuse me WTF are you doing!

uhhmmm

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loading up pills dumbo what does it look like

Lol...the thread name is cum (semen) hahaha....

with your cum? :D

sure if you will pay money for them

I eat 1300 calories in one meal and thats all

>whoops didn't know we were being filmed haha

gas all women

i eat 900 cal a day

Hey sexy, open your boobs for me.

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are they weed pills?

Muh dick

I cannot open my boobs because I am male and thus I do not possess them..
Here is a pic of my faceapp and you can imagine fem-me opening her boobs for you :D

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we're gonna pound that surf and ride the pipeline, brah

no for nootropics, probably just put my phenibut in the pills, the scale is for the other stuff too

I would.

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Who else /juulslave/

Watching robot chicken on my lunch break

>9:30 AM
>lunchbreak

Now hol up, you don`t seem to be sun-tanned enough for an idian.

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I quit like 2 weeks ago

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How is phenibut?

its ok i havent done it too much only do 600mg when i do, seems to have a mild benzo effect

Cute also perfectly understandable

>lunch break

did they finally come out with new eps i should check

No I'm watching season 1

Why not just take benzos?

oh they stopped doing s9 for a bit for whatever reason, looks like theres some new eps i havent seen though

more addictive, prescription only

any fellow /sp/artans ITT?

could easily pound every cervix in this thread

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>I browse /sp/

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>biggest tournament in the world on right now, so massive amounts of banter and memes
>BASEDball season in full swing
>comfy golf tournament over the weekend with everyone shitting the bed(>Pickleson)
>not visiting /sp/

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>I watch sports

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this

>this

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guys did you hear avicii died

so sad :(

literally who

so glad I didnt gamble on the WC this time around

wouldve been out so much money

how do i get a gf in college?

Your accent is pretty good but some of your grammar is off.

lift, do cardio, eat unprocessed foods, and be yourself

by not being autistic

please use the jew accent the whole time if you ever come here

The obesity rate is the highest its ever been and only getting higher. IQ is in decline, that isn't some snarky remark, it is legitimately in decline. Fertility rates in the first world are in massive decline preventing the population from replacing itself. The suicide rate keeps increasing. Automation and AI will decimate the middle class leaving a trail of vast poverty in its wake. Drug use is up, the most popular drugs are downers, opioiod induced overdose is increasing. Open borders immigration policy and tolerance of "refugees" will lead to western natives being a minority in their own country. More and more financial laws are stripped away allowing massive corporations to eat each other and form monopolies. Privatization and wealth inequality increasing. There is basically no difference between the two main political parties besides who can lick the boots of the rich the best. The rise of the internet, social media, and smartphones has led to severe social isolation and online witch hunts that lead to social and cultural darwinism of a person who unable to please the mob. Society has become a socially atomized, tribalistic, identity politics obsessed fragmented mess incapable of ever uniting as a whole and in a never ending cultural war with itself. Liberal sexual liberation under capitalism has led to a glut of frustrated sexless men who either kill themselves or take it out violently on others. If you go outside there is a chance the refugees might blow up, if you have children they might get shot at school. China will soon eclipse the west economically. Climate change will lead to extreme weather events and more destruction.

You will never have sex

i can do all this but how do meet new people is really what im asking

Will girls ask user out or does user have to ask a girl out?

I've already had sex

had a cheeky morning fap

same except its the afternoon and i just woke up

have to go in to work today

>current year
>wanting to have sex with women

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Girls will stare autistic like at you because of superior looks and physique. After you catch them at it, say hello when the situation arises, then proceed with small talk. It'll feel awkward but continue anyway, awkwardness is normal is new social interactions. It'll be awkward for let's say the first ten interactions, then you will become more comfortable with one another. After approximately ten interactions, make your move, ask out to a public place. This is all basic stuff I will not continue

wow such hate towards the "cis" people. that's what i call heterophobia

i want to get married and have 5 kids too

a year ago I was regularly going to sleep at 1-2 AM
now I rarely stay up past midnight

that's good, user!

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could you guys please rate my english?
youtube.com/watch?v=glRQSulsQlw
people are saying I can't speak english

That video from yesterday was you? Also I have to strain my brain if I want to try and understand what you're saying.

>get hired like 4 days ago
>had to call in to remind my boss to send me background check forms
>its taken at least 3 days to process

just let me work already, I dont want to be a NEET

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boring

fuck being a grown up

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how many gfs do i need before i can get married?

just 1. remember to stay pure, like me