/brit/

loooooooool

Fuck Macron

t. crusty 31 year old boomer
go listen to some outkast creep

>that 22 year old boomer who complains about boomers in /brit/

okay bud, we all know you've got a hard on for Macron, you can give it a break.

>ex gf tells me she's in hospital because of a car crash
>"oh do you want me to come over then?"
>"no"

WTF

>same day delivery
>arriving today
>STILL not dispatched

don't know how they're going to work this miracle

narcissist

she aint at a hospital m8

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Don't worry, Dr. Chad PhD (pretty huge dick) is taking good care of her.

feel like pure shit just want a British macron x

weirdos

that black man looks BASED
would love to suck his BASED big black willy

dumbass

you shouldent fucking ask you dolt just go

>you want to start a revolution? Get a degree and eat your beans

Wtf?

might filter "big black"

youtube.com/watch?v=vgzD0cf0Rp0

still howl at this every time

we do and his name is the Right Honourable Sir Dr Vince Cable MP

would execute every interracial cucklord in the world if i could

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>vg247.com/2018/06/19/assassins-creed-odyssey-greek-actors/

>Assassin’s Creed Odyssey won’t whitewash Ancient Greece – Ubisoft cast as many Greek actors as possible

what the fuck
americans are so impossibly ignorant they genuinely believe greeks are non-white lmao

just learned how to play "kerosene" by big black on the guitar

no real penetration from japan

Slightly bigger than average white willy

the problem with japan is they always try and walk it in

good taste

narcissistic with delusions of grandeur

have stuff to do but cannae be arsed

>modern greeks are the same people that lived in athens
lmao

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PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE WET ME POST HIWO

your petard is showing

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>ubisoft
>american

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Ireland is being heemed by hiro

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quite literally , all me

any logang in?

*nutmegs you*

WAHEYYYY

any fellow 30+ year olds in

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don't think i've ever nutmegged someone and not also said "wahey"

niggle

Don’t call my wife’s son that ever again

>"...and this is /brit/. Stay away from it Kim, big losers in there."

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why does that galley have a spartan symbol on it

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>implying Trump wouldn't call him "Big Kim" or some variation of that nickname

91147150
>comma after “Kim”

Absolute state of Canadian education

/brit/ for the many, and not for the few

/brit/ for me, not for (You)

what's dat
i raugh i rose?

you're right, he should have used an em dash

Anyone watching the Royal Ascot?

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In 2018 they voted /brit/ the worst general to visit on Jow Forums. Main issues; sky high rate of shitposting and more leftypol posting than anywhere else. Can't deny it, it's all true. But everybody still wants to post here. This general's always got a shitpost for you. Might be a frogpost, a wahey, but its there. Just around the corner and it keeps you going.

It's a general full of niggers, and I'm a big nigger.

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grammatical well-formedness is one of the many unique characteristics of the majority of /brit/ posts.

I am at Ascot.

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I’m wearing an ascot rn

Well there were plenty of people taking pictures of the carriages with their phones so I don't doubt you.

Well-formedness

Dead thread

I officially call an end to /brit/ generals

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really attracted to girls who look a bit like blokes

Royal Ascot means slag pictures soon no?

>20 minutes
>not even a third of the way to bump limit

right, I'm off. see ya lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=aKrIEOOkC1A

Warming to Gareth Southgate. He’s like a neighbour who’s moved in recently and seemed a bit dull at first. Cuts his grass with scissors. Then one day, he offers you a can over the fence. A quick chat about the darts. He’s alright, our Gareth. Good lad.

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Bus to town
Greggs sausage roll and a chicken bake
Now in weatherspoons with a pint in hand

Love this country me

Not really slags, more like tipsy thirty-something Sussex housewives.

bet if Kane hadnt scored that late tap-in you'd be calling for him to get the sack

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sussex mentioned

The entirety of the UK relies on Hampshire. Without us, the UK would be Sierra Leone

>takes the bus

youtube.com/watch?v=UtIvn4HiaJU
Yanks have to support England now

Like this?

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more of a wessex man

But what's the weather like?

fuck off imperialist

>falling for the automotive jew

hello literal subhuman

cor yes please

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Hampshire is the southern powerhouse. Prove me wrong

As somebody from Hampshire and currently living in Sussex, it brings a tear to my eye to know my two counties are being mentioned on /brit/

I've got her exact body shape.
haha deary me

this lump

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will never forget the wessex subjugation of sussex in 860 AD

got the same hips

weirdos

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