wake up it is time to shitpost
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Camden Robinson
Jose Moore
First for goth lolis
Colton Sullivan
Bentley Gomez
Good thread
This
Oliver Myers
Christian King
Why does time go by soooooo fast?
Zachary Cook
so you are alive hahahaha
Easton Cruz
Thanks :)
Yes I'm who told you that I'm not?
Liam Morales
phyiscs
Justin Green
no problem :)
>Yes I'm who told you that I'm not?
some crazy guy came yesterday and said that you were running around with a metal rod outside and hot hit my a lightning he said that you thought that you would get magical powers that way, I thought it was funny...
Jeremiah Nelson
hmm I think I know that guy and you thought it was funny that I allegedly died? oh wow lel
David Cox
Phyiscs are a bully then!
Aaron Jackson
>hmm I think I know that guy and you thought it was funny that I allegedly died? oh wow lel
no I just thought it was funny that you were running around with a metal rod outside thinking that you'd get magical powers the dying part wasn't funny...
Obviously
Luke Howard
>no I just thought it was funny that you were running around with a metal rod outside thinking that you'd get magical powers
hmm oh ok yeah that would be a pretty fun thing to do and I bet I would get some magical powers like controlling electricity
Lincoln Phillips
>hmm oh ok yeah that would be a pretty fun thing to do and I bet I would get some magical powers like controlling electricity
hmm now when you say it like that I am starting to believe that you did indeed run around with a metal rod outside...
Adam Evans
no I didn't... or at least I don't remember doing that haha while there was a storm
Angel Powell
>no I didn't...
>dots
hmm are you lying? haahahahahaha
>or at least I don't remember doing that haha while there was a storm
maybe you did get hit and that's why you do not remember it?
Michael Young
not LYING
>maybe you did get hit and that's why you do not remember it?
no I'm pretty sure I would notice some huge ass scars on my body and some hearing loss hahaha
Benjamin Fisher
>Lightning strikes can cause cardiac arrest and severe burns, but 9 of every 10 people survive.
that is way better than I thought
Nicholas Thompson
she is pretty desu
>not LYING
hahaha okay
>no I'm pretty sure I would notice some huge ass scars on my body and some hearing loss hahaha
mmm yeah probably also people who get hit by a lightning have pretty crazy hair hahahaahah so that would be easy to notice
it probably depends if it hits right at you or just somewhere next to you on the ground?
Dylan Anderson
stop staring at her! and I agree your too
>hahaha okay
nice that you agree hehe
>mmm yeah probably also people who get hit by a lightning have pretty crazy hair hahahaahah so that would be easy to notice
well maybe I did and still do have crazy hair to begin with?
>it probably depends if it hits right at you or just somewhere next to you on the ground?
yeah that might be
idk that might be because it seems quite unreal that 9 out of 10 people would survive direct strike
Jace Anderson
How do you deal wiht obvious scammers who call you up?
I just got phoned by one telling me to invest a small sum of 1k yuros (lol) to get it back and then some by friday.
>muh stock market
Christopher Miller
I don't because nobody calls me
John Martin
>stop staring at her! and I agree your too
no! and yeah!
>nice that you agree hehe
should I not???
>well maybe I did and still do have crazy hair to begin with?
okay that's what I thought hehhe
>idk that might be because it seems quite unreal that 9 out of 10 people would survive direct strike
exactly
this
William Allen
Hey, it's not like I ask for these calls.
Ryan Gonzalez
>pic
what a tease
>should I not???
nah you should agree with me ALL the time!
>okay that's what I thought hehhe
no you didn't stop lying heh
Alexander Perez
>what a tease
would you rather her show what's under the skirt pervert?
>nah you should agree with me ALL the time!
but its more fun not to! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA
>no you didn't stop lying heh
I am not llying!!! b-baka!
Evan Johnson
The phone that never rings.
Sebastian Ross
well yeah hahah or at least she would wear panties, but lift the skirt up. Now that would be hot
>but its more fun not to! MUAHHAHAHAHAHA
argggghhhhh
>I am not llying!!! b-baka!
hmm then it was just a lucky guess hehe
Anthony Wilson
It rings . It is just that practically the only people that ever call me are my family members
Jaxson Evans
>well yeah hahah or at least she would wear panties, but lift the skirt up. Now that would be hot
wow you truly are a massive perv (same)
>argggghhhhh
are you angry? that's even more fun!
>hmm then it was just a lucky guess hehe
I knew it not a guess!!!!!!!
Lincoln Russell
Little man, you have suffered. Why can`t those fuckers just leave you alone?
Christian Fisher
pffff well yeah
>are you angry? that's even more fun!
stop having fun from my anger!
>I knew it not a guess!!!!!!!
how? hmm? I never ever mentioned anything about my hair hahaha
Jace Sanders
I know right, I hate when somebody calls me, they just call me to help them to do something
Isaiah Butler
Chitanada is also very hot
>stop having fun from my anger!
MUHAAHHAHAAHHAHAA ITS TOO MUCH FUN!
>how? hmm? I never ever mentioned anything about my hair hahaha
well I-I... s-shut up!
Gabriel Barnes
Feeling=known. Stay strong, champ. Someday we will get what`s ours.
Justin Peterson
yeah she is pretty hot and also... ME FIRST!
>MUHAAHHAHAAHHAHAA ITS TOO MUCH FUN!
just how much fun are you having right now? is it really THAAT fun or are you just pretending?
>well I-I... s-shut up!
hahaha got ya bitch!
Tyler Cox
thanks you too!
Michael Rivera
>yeah she is pretty hot and also... ME FIRST!
hahahaha okay I like Shimada and Erika (hot) from your pic more anyways you can have the left one though she looks too old and ugly for me
>just how much fun are you having right now? is it really THAAT fun or are you just pretending?
no its very fun and I am not pretending MUHAAHHAHAHAAH!
>hahaha got ya bitch!
s-shut up!
Brandon Watson
how about NO! you can't have them
>no its very fun and I am not pretending MUHAAHHAHAHAAH!
nice to know that you are having so much fun, but stahp!
>s-shut up!
pfff no
Camden Smith
>how about NO! you can't have them
but I already called dibs on them first and that's how its decided also you got the left slut granny and Chitanada so its fair two for two :)
>nice to know that you are having so much fun, but stahp!
awww does it pain you a lot? :)
>pfff no
YOU MUST! or else you will get hit by the thunder
Camden Mitchell
No lets trade I want Shimada I give both of them to your Shimada, deal? ok deal hehe
>awww does it pain you a lot? :)
no not at all, I'm unshakable and unbreakable
>YOU MUST! or else you will get hit by the thunder
you are not Perkūnas you can't just strike me whenever you want heh
Owen Jackson
>No lets trade I want Shimada I give both of them to your Shimada, deal? ok deal hehe
Umm no? that's not how deals are made baka! also I like Shimada more than both of them desu
>no not at all, I'm unshakable and unbreakable
then why do you want me to stop? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>you are not Perkūnas you can't just strike me whenever you want heh
true true.... but I can make it easier for you to get hit like put a bunch of metal on your house...
Anthony Torres
no Shimada is mine! I will steal her from you
>true true.... but I can make it easier for you to get hit like put a bunch of metal on your house...
>then why do you want me to stop? MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
arghhhhh i-it totally doesn't have any effect on me hehehe
idk if it would help as like every house it has lightning rod on top + there would be no way for you to get on the roof hahaha
Brandon Martin
>no Shimada is mine! I will steal her from you
nope, I already called> on her first so clearly she is mine!!!!
>arghhhhh i-it totally doesn't have any effect on me hehehe
sounds like you're lying hahahahaha
>idk if it would help as like every house it has lightning rod on top + there would be no way for you to get on the roof hahaha
well I could just tase you with a taser baka!
Dylan Howard
ugh... stop liking what I like!
>sounds like you're lying hahahahaha
n-not lying stop digging deeper..
>well I could just tase you with a taser baka!
you don't have a taser and first you need to find me hehehe
Jack Martinez
very hot image
>ugh... stop liking what I like!
but I said that I like her first you just wanted her cause I wanted her baka!!!!
>n-not lying stop digging deeper..
hahaha okay I will stop :)
>you don't have a taser and first you need to find me hehehe
ugh... that is true.... but I could just make you put a fork into the socket...
Ian Price
yep
>but I said that I like her first you just wanted her cause I wanted her baka!!!!
where are the proofs?
>hahaha okay I will stop :)
hahaha nice I made you to stop! :D
>ugh... that is true.... but I could just make you put a fork into the socket...
there is noooooooooo way you could manage to do that
Isaac Jackson
good taste
>where are the proofs?
here >hahaha nice I made you to stop! :D
no you didn't! I decided to stop by myself!!!
>there is noooooooooo way you could manage to do that
well you may never know you'd get tricked by me very easily....
Jonathan Mitchell
thanks :)
>here
yeah but I have taken her few days ago heh way before you
>no you didn't! I decided to stop by myself!!!
LIES!
>well you may never know you'd get tricked by me very easily....
oh yeah what would you say then huh? put the fork in the socket to get some magical powers ? pfff there is no way that is true heh o-or is it?
Xavier Carter
no problem senpai! :)
>yeah but I have taken her few days ago heh way before you
and you gave her away to me the next morning ahhahahaha
>LIES!
its the truth!
>oh yeah what would you say then huh? put the fork in the socket to get some magical powers ? pfff there is no way that is true heh o-or is it?
yeah that's how I got mine superpower of being really really kool! you should also do it!
Levi Nguyen
oh you are so nice :)
>and you gave her away to me the next morning ahhahahaha
yes and now she has to go back!
>yeah that's how I got mine superpower of being really really kool! you should also do it!
ok ok that is enough of proof that it doesn't work and you lying because you're not kool you are kawaii! hahaahahah
Ryan Butler
of course ! :)
>yes and now she has to go back!
no no now you got Chitanada and that granny + the girl from tokyo ghoul so its only fair yes
>ok ok that is enough of proof that it doesn't work and you lying because you're not kool you are kawaii! hahaahahah
s-shut up baka!
Jeremiah Cook
hehe finally admitting :)
>no no now you got Chitanada and that granny + the girl from tokyo ghoul so its only fair yes
at least give me Erika then
>s-shut up baka!
no no kawaii kawaii kawaii HAHAHAHA
Tyler Parker
nice butt
>at least give me Erika then
also no!!!!!!!
>no no kawaii kawaii kawaii HAHAHAHA
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
Lucas Cook
indeed
>also no!!!!!!!
wtf
ok ok then I will take, Maho, thanks :)
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH STOP SAYING THAT!!!!
nope KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII cute cute! lol
Caleb Nguyen
>wtf
>ok ok then I will take, Maho, thanks :)
NO I also choose her first, you can have Darjeeling though!
>nope KAWAII KAWAII KAWAII cute cute! lol
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH IT PAINS ME SO MUCH AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Jack Miller
>NO I also choose her first, you can have Darjeeling though!
you didn't thought and she is mine :)
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH IT PAINS ME SO MUCH AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
MUAAHAHAHAHA so your little kawaii heart can't take this pain? pfffffffffffffffff hahahaha
Asher Stewart
>you didn't thought and she is mine :)
yes I did even a couple of months ago desu baka!
>MUAAHAHAHAHA so your little kawaii heart can't take this pain? pfffffffffffffffff hahahaha
AGHHHHHHHH.... n-no s-shut up b-baka!
Colton Watson
don't remember you might be lying tho
>AGHHHHHHHH.... n-no s-shut up b-baka!
just how embarrassed are you right now? are you as red as a fully grown tomato? pffffffff kek
Isaiah Stewart
>don't remember you might be lying tho
I am not though! Also you don't want Darjeeling then I will take her aswell MUHAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
>just how embarrassed are you right now? are you as red as a fully grown tomato? pffffffff kek
better shut up if you don't want to get tortured!!!!!
Michael Martin
wtf you just keep taking all these nice girls it is painful
>better shut up if you don't want to get tortured!!!!!
hahaha I won't shut up! haahha kawaii tomato! haha
Colton Cruz
>wtf you just keep taking all these nice girls it is painful
well I suggested you take her but you clearly didn't want her so I just took her for myself hehehehehe
>hahaha I won't shut up! haahha kawaii tomato! haha
*pours lemon juice in your eyes* see image
John Hall
ehhh whatever
>*pours lemon juice in your eyes* see image
AAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES
*do wedgies to you as hard as I can until your pantsu rips apart* hehehe
James Miller
>ehhh whatever
wow okay you gave her very easily works very well for me heehehhehe
>AAAAAAAAAAA MY EYES
I wonder if that could damage your viewsight a lot desu....
>*do wedgies to you as hard as I can until your pantsu rips apart* hehehe
AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
Chase Nelson
SHUT UP!
>I wonder if that could damage your viewsight a lot desu....
nah it wouldn't lemon acid is not that strong I would just wash it with some water and it would be good, but would probably hurt for some time heh while
>AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
hahaha your ass must be bleeding right now because of that hardcore wedgies hahaha
Ayden Young
>SHUT UP!
okay haahha :D
>nah it wouldn't lemon acid is not that strong I would just wash it with some water and it would be good, but would probably hurt for some time heh while
well I think the whole lemon could do some damage desu
>hahaha your ass must be bleeding right now because of that hardcore wedgies hahaha
its actually on fire aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg!
Joshua Butler
finally!
>well I think the whole lemon could do some damage desu
well idk about that anyway you wouldn't overpower me so there is no chance for you to do that hahahaha While I could do some wedgies to you hahaha! weak boy
>its actually on fire aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahg!
hahahah! very nice and funny
David Long
very hot butt
>well idk about that anyway you wouldn't overpower me so there is no chance for you to do that hahahaha While I could do some wedgies to you
I could just wait till you go to sleep hahahahaha
>hahahah! very nice and funny
thanks! :)
Cooper Wright
wow what a stalker are you hiding in my room?
>thanks! :)
no problem :)
Thomas Lee
hot image
>wow what a stalker are you hiding in my room?
of course I am hiding in your socket just don't put in any forks there you could poke out my eye!!!!
>no problem :)
ahhahaha you are so nice kawaii!!!!
Wyatt Jones
indeed
>of course I am hiding in your socket just don't put in any forks there you could poke out my eye!!!!
pffffffffff nice one hahaha funny man
>ahhahaha you are so nice kawaii!!!!
I was just copying you :)
Adam Garcia
gonna go to the shop
Hudson Evans
this is also one of my favorite image, she is so fucking very pretty, same with Yukino there's something about how they look and dress that's so perfect at least for me, the way the looks is my favorite no doubt
>pffffffffff nice one hahaha funny man
soooo? just don't DO IT!
>I was just copying you :)
s-shut up!
Carter Rodriguez
just don't trip and die!
Nathan Price
hmmm
Brayden Reed
airy cain is bringin it home lads
Parker Anderson
Wut is it?
Blake Wood
cloudy desu
Dominic Diaz
want to get pestered by balts
Thomas Perez
nothing was just thinking what to do desu
what does pestered even mean?
Joshua Sullivan
Clouds are nice I think :3
Xavier Johnson
>nothing was just thinking what to do desu
Buy me stuff
Zachary Sullivan
I like clouds when there is a huge storm not when its calm desu
no lol
Carter Howard
Yeah
Robert Baker
Why not? Don't you think they look nice and puffy when they are white?
Tyler Martin
still no
Josiah Hall
clouds are like guns for a storm if there is clouds and there is no storm clearly there is something fishy going on, and they are more like dark blue than white
Joshua Martin
*punch punch punch*
Yes
Jordan Cruz
*slices you up*
nah
William Cooper
isn't that you in the pic? I remember you saying that some time ago hahah kawaii and yeah it is a very nice picture
>soooo? just don't DO IT!
just tried it and the fork just can't get in
just tripped and died RIP
Jaxon Sanders
*shoots at your legs and cuts off your hands*
Yah, dumb pervert
Andrew Turner
>isn't that you in the pic? I remember you saying that some time ago hahah kawaii and yeah it is a very nice picture
I am all of the anime girls hhahahaha
>just tried it and the fork just can't get in
just TRY not doing it with a metal rod that you could actually get it in
>just tripped and died RIP
ohh wow how did you write this? are you a ghost? spooky...
>*shoots at your legs and cuts off your hands*
nah I sliced you up first cuck
nope
Christian Mitchell
So you prefer no clouds over just white clouds?
Parker Allen
>m-m-me first!!!
I don't give a fuck, cucky, lol
Nicholas Wood
>So you prefer no clouds over just white clouds?
no I prefer white clouds when its sunny then its better but when its dark I prefer clouds with a storm desu!
gonna give a fuck when you bleed out desu
Noah Ward
>I am all of the anime girls hhahahaha
wtf even my waifus? b-but how is that possible
>just TRY not doing it with a metal rod that you could actually get it in
just tried it with a single rod and nothing happened do I need to plug in two small rods in both holes at the same time?
>ohh wow how did you write this? are you a ghost? spooky...
yes I'm muahahaha! are you scared ?
Jordan Watson
Oh I see, makes sense. Do you prefer night or day?
Hudson Reed
>wtf even my waifus? b-but how is that possible
YES! I am like that pokemon that can take forms of other pokemon MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>just tried it with a single rod and nothing happened do I need to plug in two small rods in both holes at the same time?
yes you SHOULD not DO IT
>yes I'm muahahaha! are you scared ?
wow yes I am, but isn't it true that ghost only stay when they have unfinished business? I hope the end isn't going to be sad like Angel Beats.. ;_;
Jonathan Martin
>Oh I see, makes sense. Do you prefer night or day?
Night but with a storm and clouds
what about you?