ah me chaps
/brit/
sophie
SPACE FORESKINS
Come on Senegal!!
>why yes, I enjoy watching a man kick a ball
Absolute fucking state of Poland
hello
not a wogballphobe but cringing
>At work today
>New Polish female who sits next to me asks to borrow my fob (required to opens doors around the building)
>I quickly stick my hand into my pocket and pull it out along with a bunch of snotty tissues that fall over me
>Later in the day she asks if I'm going on lunch
>Say "not yet"
>She asks for my fob again
>Give it to her
>I have to borrow someone else's when I choose to go on my lunch a few minutes later
It's weird hearing people on American tv shows referring to 19 and 20 as underaged drinking.
why's that man have a patriots hat on
>Aussies btfo at the cricket
>Tunisians btfo at the footie
It’s all coming home this year lads
imagine the one on the right pooing on you
Meanwhile, on bizarro World Cup
ah yes
then stop watching american tv shows
white man just can't catch a break
its over for us
I like Judge Judy though desu.
love those ankle bracelet things on girls
slavs aren't white
she's not a real judge
3-0
Drunk 3 cups of water, head still hurts
same but 32 year old women in slacks and polo shirts
*enters /brit/*
oioi the fun's just arrived
girls who don't remember 9/11 are hot in a sense
I assume it's just the hereditary pain of killing the son of God effecting you
just seen the score lmao at pooland
they're in the same category as the irish desu
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no they're not
the meme about irish not being white was silly propaganda
>481/6
you missed out on 500 . congrats
based
ugh maygun dude I don't wanna shotgun those budlites I'm 19 dood I'll get arrested for underaged drinking during a traffic stop
>abloo bloo
sick of bleeding heart liberals, they've ruined our countries with their fucking crying
foreign dog mind your own business
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HEED YOUR OWN ADVICE IN REGARDS TO POSTING IN THIS GENERAL
BE GONE
watching my Amazon driver on the map
how did you lads discover you were gay?
hello nigger
tranny porn
It's over whitebois
Wakanda forever
got an 86 on my maths test lads
total grade is now a measly 94.8%
when some lad told me i was gay and he shagged my mum i was like what? but it turned out to be true
What's wrong with wearing full kit? Why does it make you a "wanker"?
fuck off
/brit/ is a yank general
THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish
IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING
hahaha
because only a child does that
why the fuck would you buy the shorts and socks
t.full kit wanker
only children wear the full kit
To show your support? Why is it so much worse than wearing the uniform alone?
I'm not gay, but women don't like me because I'm short and my personality is too cool for school, so naturally I have to have sex with men
>innocent
They were literally intercepted in the process of committing a crime.
what’s the point of a complete fast?
surely there isn’t much difference between that and one meal a day
is there a more soyboy franchise than deadpool
>be me, on summer break
>wake up after a good night's sleep, feel refreshed
>make huevos rancheros for breakfast, tasty as all fuck; wash it down with some coffee
>head down to the home gym, get a killer workout in
>watch the world cup, start getting my beer on
>head outside to tan, buzz settling in nicely now
>parents own a beach house, mire all the cuties in their swimsuits, they mire back
>go back in, more soccer
>text the gf, she comes over, we fuck like rabbits
>go out to the pool, more beer
>come back inside, fuck again
>gonna hit the bars in a couple of hours, come home and go for the hat trick
Feels good being an arrogant student lads
honestly yanks just wouldn't fucking get it because your only idea of supporting a club is via consumerism
even wearing a replica top to a game is cringy, proper lads don't wear colours, they wear stone island
lads lets all post our willies for a laugh
Cannae believe we didn't qualify but Poland did..
ffs lads i keep getting an erection from thinking about the oneitis
dan has awoken
almost got a gf but luckily she's ghosting me now haha bullet dodged eh lads?
I like fasting for several days but I always drink water and tea
jock bastard
>Poland are ranked 8th in the so called FIFA rankings
Ah yes, very reliable and trustworthy.
jeremy corbyn is a socialist moron
ghosting an incel atm lmao
all muslims are terrorists and if you disagree then you're probably a terrorist too
the good yanks:
>cat yank
>jeffrey the ethiopian
>the yank who likes Majesty
just watched the Tree of Life with my gf, mum and sister
i personally enjoyed it but the three of them were bored silly and wanted it to end at every moment
didn't realise the "films women will never understand" meme was true until now
The Avengers
there are no good yanks
don't know which one of the 3 you are but turn the proxy off you sad act
got the runt cage back on
angry and psychotic virgin freak
stop being a grumpus just because someone showed some honest sincerity
need a blowie urgently
shagged more birds than you've had hot dinners kid
turning increasingly racist and negative
time to do acid again
2 packs of jammie dodgers down the hatch, a little pre-tea snack
>>the yank who likes Majesty
I've finally become a noticeable poster
please be in Newcastle
well it's a good thing I'm a northerner who calls "lunch" dinner, and thus I've never had a hot dinner
state of poland ahaha
sue
i have a thin feminine body
how can I use this to earn money
bat
the cat yank is one of the worst posters of recent times
hehe, lad
im a lad, your a lad, hes a lad, shes a lad
ladladladladladladladlad
>northerners have NEVER had a hot lunch
fucking hell didn't know it was that grim up there
whore yourself out to a rich bloke a few times then blackmail
acquire a sugar daddy
or dress up all girly like and do porn
or literally anything
t. virgin incel school shooter
pretend to actually be a girl (never reveal your cock) and make a patreon dressing up or whatever
where do I get a sugar daddy? I literally just want £700 for some clothes that's it
when did you realise you were an NPC in the game called Life?
the cat yank is the biggest beta virgin freak on this website and anyone who likes him is also a virgin freak
bit of a tough guy, me
did the girl kiss the girl?