comfy edition
/ausnz/
What's up Ameri-kun?
Waiting for this dumbass soccer game to end so Jow Forums becomes just a little less autistic.
bout to take a dirtnap because going outside is exhausting
I don't even watch soccer at all, couldn't care less about it.
Metaphorical Music best Nujabes album, prove me wrong
I'm so bloody tired
Well I am a tad sleepy.
Going to sleep, good night!
night!
Night
Morning everyone!! finally decided to come out to my psych about something very important..
how are you all?
had you not told her before?
i'm doing oki, dug a bunch of post holes today
Sick and groggy from my medication, I have an exam today too
Cocks...
No, i was too worried
aww :(
it's good that you told her qt, happy for you
cocks...
I'm still waiting... i'm so h*cking worried help me
cocks...
catalan sausage...
cocks......
Tails :^)
wanna pull on it
I want one desu
You and I both
Get one, they are fun to play with
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom shalom shalom alechem
Where from
the internets
that's not very specific kraut
>psych is sick today
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Idk an adult store
Google came up with
wildsecrets.co.nz
adulttoymegastore.co.nz
Thanks!
God bless the internet
try lovehoney.co.nz, my uhhhh friend used it and it seems pretty good, not sure it has what you want though
I will
Yeah all those sites I linked are legit too. .....Not that I would know
From memory the tail collection on there is a bit sparse
oh and don't forget to post a pic if you buy one
I still laugh audibly when i think of someone carrying that around
nice ball gag though
I will!
>tfw unadded on steam
I didn't put the pillow case on until I got home!
Why are you ballgagging your waifu
your steam profile had something like "selling pics for cash" in the link, it made me suspicous
It was a joke desu what the fug :DDD
Neck beard pics are funny af
I don't actually lewd my wife, that's what the husband and worst(best)boi are for
Also last slightly tmi, I would avoid adulttoymegastore.co.nz
The one I'm fond of comes from a dodgy site, so I'm not comfortable referring people there
What's so dodgy about it?
Chinese drop shipping site, typical weird sales techniques. Aka every day is a limited time 40% off sale, which compounds with other codes.
And
>buying sex toys directly from China
I hope I don't have to explain why this is a potientally bad idea
Also takes a month to get there.
Panic attack again this morning.
You alright? we're here for you
>when no ones posting
>gang shit
that's right
We IRA now.
pic related us keeping the thread safe from congay
*throws gang signs up*
what is good my fellow niggas
*BLAT BLAT BLATs in Australian*
Turns out the 2 Aucklanders are actually on gang shit.
*calls cops and reports suspicious activity*
But we like Conway
Getting ready for an exam tbqh
yeah we do
what did i do tho
You've done nothing silly, I think they were just bantering
I misunderstood too
make me jealous
of what desu
chch? i'm confused desu
being able to be openly gay
Well, Conway does get all the cute boys
Except liechty and the bestie
Those are MINE
i'm closeted tho
it's not my fault i'm cuter than h*ck
is chch much ye
you are?
i've only told my sister. my entire family would disown me if they found out
Arkansaw living i guess
Yes you are
I'm also cute as h*ck :^)
it's not even about us being from the south desu
you are quite cute, i'll admit
Have any pics of boys with tails?
Purely for research purposes
i'm pretty sure there's a thread up on /cuteboys/ right now for that
Are they just really religious?
I don't have any in my collection as of currently
not especially
What's stopping you then if i may ask
they'd disown me
Me whenever someone acknowledges I'm cute
aw
:3
it's not a problem if they don't find out
*boop*
I also accept headpats
i bet you like tummy rubs too you big ol' perv
But real talk, since I have a slightly androgynous face, older gay men used to tell me that they would fuck me if I was a guy. Thinking back on that that was a very odd thing to say.
Yes, and back scratches and stroking
I'm a filthy pervert :c
that's weird. your face wasn't that androgynous desu
and chin scratches too i'd imagine
does it never end?
Idk it can be sometimes if my hair isn't cut in a feminine haircut
I've had people get confused if I was a guy or a girl irl before
Never
i like giving headpats, i think we can come to an agreement
Excellent
I can even wear cat ears or devil horns if that'll make headpats more appealing
i do like cat ears a lot...
WESTY WAKE UP
what were you doing around older gay men
Are these to your standard?
Combination of the internet and going with friends to lgbtqa groups as a teen
It's stopped now, actually in general predatory behaviours directed at me mostly stopped when I turned 18 ages ago
Rly do not miss unsolicited dickpix or old men copping a feel/ that kind of carry on
>not carrying a shank
>twisting it and pulling it out
>straight into the liver
They wouldn't cop a feel after that.
>Rly do not miss unsolicited dickpix
silly billy, those are the best ones
especially when you can see obvious scars from stds