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Rooting for Egypt here

youtube.com/watch?v=kI_1OR-i5Ww

Honestly reckon Moni would abuse his own kids

thought jack was a sjw cuck who hated the family unit

we all know you're memeing but my mate is unironically in russia right now and him and his lads robbed a russian for his flag last night hahahahaha

pic related isn't him but same thing

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Historically the nuclear family is the exception, not the rule

haha no.

and?

>his

ugh, could you not please? She's a girl

where's her womb then

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LOL

A study in the UK found that 25% of babies born to young Polish mothers in the UK have either African and Pakistani fathers.
This is significantly higher than the rate among white British women the same age (6%)

cant believe I used to listen to PC MUSIC, SOPHIE looks like a freak now lmao

You're a white female though so that doesn't help you does it Moni?

don't like watching british docos about fat people because it's all in stone
fuck off with your meme units, it's worse than the yanks

rate the dinner lads

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gender isn't biological you scumbag

regardless, they're all subhumans who will swing from trees

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>6 bongs jumped on a one single russian

How bri`ish of you. Well at least you have learned something about the ratio from the year of 2016.

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Love this look

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over 20 stone for the first time lads, it's over

>At work today
>New Polish female who sits next to me asks to borrow my fob (required to opens doors around the building)
>I quickly stick my hand into my pocket and pull it out along with a bunch of snotty tissues that fall over me
>Later in the day she asks if I'm going on lunch
>Say "not yet"
>She asks for my fob again
>Give it to her
>I have to borrow someone else's when I choose to go on my lunch a few minutes later

ooft who hurt you, yikes

honestly if you don't live in a multigenerational, overcrowded house, you're not a real man

just cucked a birdcuck by putting the wrong food on the bird table
hahaha thieving little bastards

i can easily lose 10 pounds in 2 weeks

fuck off back where you came from vlad
i could take you in a 1 on 1 so don't care you soft cunt
you try to roleplay as a russian hardman but i bet you're a fucking soyboy

fatty

Who is your favourite SJW?

he's Irish mate

Why are you lying, paki? Trying to fit in, you smelly cunt?

that's a serbia flag though

nothing, just hate seeing my ancestral homeland being overrun with inferior beings

the situation is akin to the cane toad problem we have here in australia

come home white man

>ancestral homeland
We don’t want you

Hmm yes new girl at work likes Love Island and has "Love Conquers All" tattooed on her neck in Latin

bet youre fun at parties

>measuring human weight in kilos

oh my DAYS I can't even begin to imagine how shit that would be

8/10

cringe
i'd post the picture my mate sent me of him with the flag but can't be arsed to blank out the faces
it's a thing when football lads steal flags and hold them upside down as a trophy

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War criminal fuck

I measure my penis in centimetres

Oh boy, is it even possible to roleplay a bong hardman as hard as you do? I doubt it.

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You can easily lose 10 pounds in 1 week

>take laxatives and diuretics everyday
>eat nothing for 3 days
>eat a loaf of bread on your 4th day
>eat nothing for the remaining 3 days

it was just 5 of the clock mere moments ago...

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live in a flatshare lads.

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How is that even possible

What the fuck do you people eat, big tubs of icecream, whole packs of biscuits? Aren't your teeth falling out? I bet you spend a fortune on junk food

Smelly lying paki

Aren't almost all Aussies from the British isles? You all just British.

youtube.com/watch?v=EcojyBV4QJ4
uploaded this a few days ago. check it out guys.

a dead one

Moni, you need to be more assertive, instead of being passive aggresive you should have told her no, and said it was a security risk x

i'm not roleplaying
come to wakefield and see for yourself
>waaah he said something i don't like so he's a paki
grow up you fucking virgin freak

immatieral is a really good song

yeah well i don't want go there either, it's a dreary shithole even without the pakis, but it still holds a special place in my heart

used to be against countries becoming less white then I remembered there's literally nothing wrong with it and the only arguments against it are muh heritage

You are a smelly paki though aren't you, trying to be a hardman and fit in with your bullshit stories.

mate i've lost 10 pound in seconds before
luckily i retraced my steps and found the note on the floor

Im scared to take a DNA test

>look up how much 20 stone is
>280 lbs
>This is a lot

Are you guys all literal twinks in Europe?

nah born in london hes english

the fact the story seems so unbelievable in your head just shows how much of a sheltered virgin freak you are

Go move to Africa. Theres nothing wrong with it

SMELLY
LYING
PAKI

> just hate seeing my ancestral homeland being overrun with inferior beings

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Yeah you can just replace white people and the new population of invaders will carry on the British spirit, despite the severance of all historical ties

*surreptitiously recommends*

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Stopped into a church
I passed along the way

gibs me dat

Disgusting brown hands

Nah, you could just die

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91158757
*gibs you dat*

200lbs is fat unless you're 6'3"

I am 6'0" 185lbs and people consider me a monster

TURTLE

SHUT
IN
VIRGIN
FREAK
NEET
WASTE
OF
SEMEN

not enuff

honestly cringing at you. the ruskie is right - you're roleplaying as a hardman and have probably just watched football factory or some shit

stupid phoneposter

I really, really, really want a gf

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>200lbs is fat unless you're 6'3"
>I am 6'0" 185lbs and people consider me a monster

STATE.

No wonder you guys hate contact sports lmao

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>acting hard
>acting hard on a anime website
>acting hard in the british subsection of the subreddit of the international section of that anime website

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You were one of millions of semen to win the race of penetration. Just the fact that you are alive means you are special and have a purpose.

Xxx

Just booked a flight to the promised land

LYING
PAKI
CHILD
RAPIST

Would love to visit St Helena but the flight schedule means you have to stay a week

The second she becomes your gf she gains weight