Would you rather learn German or French?

Would you rather learn German or French?

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French is spoken by niggers.
German is spoken by nobody and is ugly.
Learn Spanish instead, it's more useful.

German

German has more native speakers than French. You're also more likely to find German speakers than French in Eastern Europe, with the notable exception of Romania.

German

Who cares about Eastern Europe, Mohamed?

german is more important than french, and i say this as a francophone

Who cares about niggers and Africa

I learned some french
I liked it. But I felt it would be a poor choice.
So I started learning some german. I am only a couple of days in a lesson plan. I like it, they're both pretty easy and straight forward. French people are more friendly and helpful when you ask questions, though.

Eh, French is like a dialect to me. I'd rather learn german.

>Mohamed
Your point was that nobody speaks German. It simply isn't true. German has some prestige in Germany's previous sphere of influence.

both

#//fug/

?Por que quieres estudia islandes? Hay 350.000+ peuple que habla es.

>Learn Spanish instead, it's more useful.
If you want to talk to murderous shitskins, sure.
Learn chink instead.

French, I do not learn language of cuckolds

>Learn chink instead.
If you want to eat and murder puppies, sure.

cuckold is literally a french origin

The French invented cuckolding. In fact, "cuckold" comes from a French word.
If anyone is a cuck, well, you know who it is.

>peuple
lel

French, but currently learning German.

who cares about brown faggots from the south?

In school i had the choice between latin and french as my secondary foreign language and i still hate myself for chosing latin since i have never in my entire life made use of it.

>I do not learn language of cuckolds

Uhm sweetie...think again :^)

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english

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easy pick

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>saving or even creating images like these to win internet arguments
sad

Dutch

Already had that choice. Chose German. Would probably choose it again.

>saving or even creating images like these to win internet arguments
sad

French, although German is probably more useful to me. Also, already learning Japanese, and would like to be trilingual English-French-Japanese

french speakers are cute

both are horrible languages in my opinion but german
just to speak to german women with cute voices
german spoken by a true cutie is just hngghh

german so i can finally help achieve grossgermaniums

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Dog meat is tasty, you Barbar

I wish I could use black magic to be able to speak french fluently.

>Black magic
>To speak french fluently
Kek

I wish I had not wasted my time on Latin but learnt French instead.

lousiana french?

And they say krauts have no humour

I did French and it was a waste of time

>useless because English
>ugly it sucks and sounds bad literal vomit
>the girls who speak x are sluts/hot/pure
>literally everyone that speaks the language is the lowest minority of the place it is spoken in and they will kill your mother in her sleep tonight if you know the language
>your choice should not rely on any personal input please refer to these statistics relevant to international businessmen
>x has more speakers than y so y is literally irrelevant
>did you know x has some speakers in some other random places besides the main one you care about, that matters man
>who cares about those languages I know x language completely irrelevant to the current discussion and that language is superior
>this language has a weird aspect of grammar that will provide some extra difficulty to learn, that makes it completely retarded and literally impossible
>I learned X when I had nothing to do with it and no reason to learn it so it's literally useless for everyone
There's your language thread Jow Forums

Both. They are both beautiful languages with valuable works of art originating in them.

German and Latin, so I can DOOS VAULT as a Holy Roman Emperor. Or maybe Dracula or something.

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Latin is a pain in arse, fucking cases.
But the vocabulary is really clear for a Spanish speaker, so that's cool.

>changing your ip to win internet arguments
sad

Depends on where you want to live. If you live in America then definitely neither of these, rather Spanish. If you live in Africa then French or English. German has no uses, only spoken in Germany and a small minority in Namibia.

What if I already know Spanish, English, and French?
What shoud I learn next?

learn to shut the fuck up

I wish I were fluent in German

Rude amigo >:^((

>peuple
Why did you add a random french word?

Either learn an actual Germanic language, or a language that isn't Indo-European.

>not knowing Twitch emotes while being on an autistic image board

DANN VERSUCHE ES WENIGSTENS DU DUMMER FETTSACK

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German. I already know the language due to grandpa.

German. I did and haven't looked back, did pick up Swedish in addition though

>German or French?
Python or Haskell?

French is more useful, but I have an easier time pronouncing German words. I just can't pronounce any of the nasal sounds and my tongue gets tied half the time.

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Aber Deutsch Sprache schwer Sprache

It's a good thing I don't have to learn either

how is your Spanish going, gringo?

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>grandpa
Hold up

don't see your point here
that places on the border with mexico have mexican majorities? shocking

Don't have to learn that either. Feels good to live in the Anglosphere

I speak German fairly well. Satisfied I learned it because it's helped with business even though I rarely have to speak it. French is a pain in the ass imho but the ladies like it. Looking back, I wish I took Chinese or Russian in uni but I'm not sure. That being said, German is a fun thing to do as you can also pick up Dutch and Afrikaans fairly easy.

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Greenlandic.
:3

Chinese

>I speak German fairly well
glaube ich dir kein bisschen... wenn du wirklich gut Deutsch sprechen könntest, dann hättest du uns was gezeigt... so haste dich aber direkt verraten

German is easier for me to speak anyway
French is easier to learn but harder to not sound awful

I was forced to learn french in school
My german teacher was fired for being a pedo mid-course and i only learnt really basic shit.

So it'd be german

Was immer du sagst Hans. ich spreche genug. deutsche wollen immer englisch mit mir sprechen. Sprechen ist sehr schwer für mich, weil ich einen dicken Kentucky Akzent haben.

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>Kentucky Akzent
zeig her, Specki

Porque I didn't remember the spanish one

French

Lexington?

I'd rather shoot myself in the face than learn g*rman

Ich bin auf meinem handy. Es klingt ungefähr so.
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Das bin ich nicht im video und meine stimme ist etwas tiefer.

I was born in Somerset but lived in Hazard before moving to Louisville at the start of Middle School. I left Kentucky long ago thank god.

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What about Russian?

If I learn french will I get a qtpi french gf

No all French girls are coal burners.

La langue alemande est autistique.

kA, kann da keinen wirklichen Akzent heraushören. Für mich ist das "Murrikanisch" :^). Meines Erachtens nach spricht er einige Wörter aufgrund von Faulheit oder geistiger Behinderung nicht vollständig bis zum Ende richtig aus. Aber so sind Akzente und Dialekte nunmal, also von daher wird er wohl nen Akzent haben...

Finnish :DDDDDD

j'ai contacté l'academie française pour tes paroles anti-français, les flics seront chez toi bientôt

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is there any place I can watch german kids' shows with german subs/captions?

Neither, both speak arabic in next 50 years

French

Isn't german more spoken in central europe?

German

Je veux une petite amie française, qu'est-ce que je dois faire?, J'ai entendu dire qu'ils aiment les noirs africains mais je ne suis pas noir (seulement mon pénis)

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Francais> the lenguage of Mordor (german)

i cant read that against a black background

I wanted to go around europe but so many countires have so many different languages, America and Austarlia are spoiled for how big the countries are and the language never really changes.