Who else wants a russian gf?

Whiter than you Hans
t. Dutch user

he's unironically right

The thousand-dick stare

I still would

Really good m8

already had 2, but proper ones not subhuman shit like what you are posting

ESSKEETIT

Why do Russkies try so hard to be edgy? Cringe

these are some of ex yougo subhumans
or chek o poles i dunno
but not russians

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you should see the makeup on their face (most likely to hide the bruises), they literally let people piss on themselves for the right price.

brown russian women can be pretty hot

They're all the same.
Communist trash.
Putin is gay.

They're drinking Brazilian piss for free. Is it normal or it's just Russian women hospitality?

valet.ru/user/121159406/
her name is anya bashilova

>I want to prove how hardcore I am
>proceeds to get tattoos from her junkie boyfriend with a homemade tattoo gun
Yeah that looks really great, girl.

I wish i had Russian gf.

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You can do it , тoвapищ. Unless you've got a crippling condition like psoriasis or something, then you're kinda fucked.

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My gf is a Russian immigrant.

russian bio fuckin trash MUST be burned

I'm moving to the Ukraine soon and I want a qt ukranian sweatshop programmer gf.

Was it bought in bodyshop for vodka?

Why the hell would you move to Kiev?

I'm not. Odesa.

be quiet. this is +15 proxy bot.

Sold for a sip of vodka and a couple breadcrumbs.

> Moving to the one city left in Ukraine Russia would even remotely want

Again I wonder why?

You're probably right

>Again I wonder why?
It's cheaper than America and I want to buy a poor programmer gf.

culture's too different
german gf pls

deustch women are for arab men

It's cheaper because they make 200 Euros a month. You running an online business and planning on living like a king among Slavs?

Essentially, yes. Though really I'm a crazy person and super depressed. I can't relate to any women and I just want a qt programmer gf to build stuff with.

>Unless you've got a crippling condition like psoriasis or something, then you're kinda fucked.
Ahahaha. I have psoriasis, Neurodermthis and Kellatoris Pillaris.
You're right, zero chance.

>smoking in the water
wen u wanna get the exercise and the cancer in one bundle package

At least you're surrounded by quality brothels and spas

Do you even speak Ukrainian or is this going to become a news story when an American commits classic Soviet suicide by leaping from a commieblock window?

>Do you even speak Ukrainian
The southern half of Ukraine speaks Russian predominantly. I'm trying to learn it now.

listen, this is wild and starving nation. first month she will perfect as fuck. later she destroy anything what have worth for you and will find another programmer. this is not your calm neigborhoods. this is starving animals. if you can't find normal american girl, ukrainian one doesn't help you with it.

I want a Russian gf

I have nothing to take. I don't carry cash, I don't buy expensive jewelry or phones. If she steals, she is gone, so be it.

> I'm trying to learn Russian to move to Ukraine

That's a really shitty idea m8. Like among the worst I've ever heard. Go to Russia proper. You're gonna be totally lost with their local dialect.

The dialect isn't strong enough to be unintelligible. I also don't trust Russia proper. My 'business' might piss Putin off.

they masturbate on the american visa. you phone and 100$ don't need she

Ukraine is much cheaper than Russia. also a large number of my friends here are from Ukraine, and their Russian isn't that much different. it's small enough that I don't notice any real difference when I talk with them in Russian.

I wouldn't want to live in Ukraine, but his plan isn't that dumb.

t. Texan living in Moscow

It's garaunteed to piss Poresheko off then. Ukraine's corruption makes Russia look like a law abiding paradise.

I'm not bringing anyone home until it's knotted.

Chances are I can bribe my way out of the Ukraine if things go tits up. Russia would kill me.

What the fuck sort of business is this it's getting you killed in Russia? You're here so you aren't an arms smuggler or cia spy.

A meme lord smuggling high quality memes.

I wouldn't touch that with your dick mate

she lives in former Leningrad and recently she complained about her fucked up tattoo, claiming that she didn't knew that getting swastika on your forehead is that bad and she only did it because she wanted to do something fucked up

I find it funny she resides in Munich, yet has a tattoo like that on her forehead. You think the Germans carved that swastika into her forehead? Like Brad Pitt did in Inglorious Basterds?

fuck off lazlo

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Do they not teach WW2 history? That seems like a bad excuse considering the yearly parades.

I left school after 9 years of education so I'm not the best source of information when it comes to our schools but in those 9 years we never talked about WW2 or anything but tsars, pharaohs, kings and so on

You essentially skipped all of high school and still ended up fluent in at least a second language. Yep I've fucked something up here somewhere. Weird that you didn't touch on WW2 at all though, figured that'd be right up there with how we hear endlessly about the civil and revolutionary wars.

we don't do ww2 history till we're teenagers
primary school in Ireland focuses on the romans and all the old irish history

U.S. schools tend to focus on the founding of the country, the war for independence, and WW2.

i would like a russian gf

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Tы знaeшь pycкий язык?

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qt

Looks incredibly high maintenance, beyond the limits of my patience. I'll settle for just a normal average girl personally.

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Gugl perevodchik eto konechno kruto, no ty vse ravno idesh nahui, Tyron.

Ho я мoгy гoвopить мaлo пo-pyccки. Taк тoжe иди нa хyй к тeбя, Cepгeй.

zloj

the fact that she was probably underaged in that pic make my pee pee hard

What is it with you Tunisia. Isn't your AOC like nonexistentent? Do you really need to shit up int with your lolis and shit comments?

that's a fact tho
she is underaged in that pic

No I want a Russian bf

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With that many shitty tats? Unlikely. Here have a real Russian hebe I suppose

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look at her ask.fm account

So, Where can I get a depressed, suicidal Russian qt?

what does the word on her throat mean ?

Rather have a Finn gf but Russia would do.

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Kitty

i honestly want a trashy gf

You're in luck then because we have fucking loads of them. Spoilers: they aren't fun for very long, and they don't change. Also, they don't make good moms

meh, i was hoaping that it meant кecия which means pouch, making it extremely hot

hoping*

>you might as well fuck a nigger

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preferably some thicc caucasian bird

i need to make some bad choices for a while

supeh poweh twenTy twenTy

Do try and stop short of the whole kid thing, will ya. Good luck with the skanks tho

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>>OH FUCK WHAT ARE YOU DOING TIER
>The chinese

The retard has joined

tits look 30, face looks 3