/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Brady edition

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weed
hoes
doe

that's all we know about

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2nd for latina gf

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need one really badly buds

anime

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fk really kills this general

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Mexicans are too stingy with their (You )s. I did not make make quota last week and at this rate ill fall short this week as well.
I need to step up my meme game.

>Brady edition
uhm sweety

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that's almost a knuckleduster

feet are disgusting and liking them means you're autistic

Remember you ain't shit.

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>uni is boring and has no notable clubs
>don't enjoy socializing
>anime and vidya only gets me so far
>still have a functional PO box so i can order drugs
>now all i care about is heroin

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appropriate digits you fucking losah

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should i watch anime or masturbate to anime?

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both

in what order?

go outside

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At the same time

waking and baking is shit its so much better if you wait until the end of the day

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What do you guys really think of Mexicans?
No rude comments pls

they have strong family values, they can party hard

bad: In my experience they are more okay with stealing that most other races and also they can sometimes be inconsiderate to their neighborhood/community

Ok with me.

Now chicanos......

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burned the dumplings i made
i wouldnt say i wont continue eating it but there's a certain... aspect to it now

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Fug Im constipated

what do you think an android smells like

Being able to say "my wife" is worth being tied down for the rest of your life

stupidest thing ive ever heard in the last 20 minutes

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that very smelly rubber smell from cheap tools you buy at harbor freight

Latex and metal

i think all the illegal ones should go back and the legal ones should fucking stop trying to keep them here

are you asian?

god i hate this weather where it's uncomfortable in a sweater and too cold without

what temperature range

about 74 indoors

big ____ cock

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tired of fucking captcha

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are you male or female

divorced?

meme

Im Male but I sexually identify as Numale because some soyboy on /cum/

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im a manchild

im a bugman

>A-user! I kept you waiting because you were a good guy!
>You ruined everything!

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Why are onions associated with soyboys now, I thought onions were supposed to boost test. I remember Jow Forums freaking out over a onion a day

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onions are discusting

enjoy your worms

Time to play football(soccer), /cum/.

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Look at me I'm such a camslut lmao

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Peach looks like THIS?!?!!

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(YOU) ME

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ballsweat and 10W-40

Can I have a quick rundown on Vancouver?

it helps not to eat feces

Peach is black

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Thanks

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I fuck myself with this cross everyday

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XXXTentacion is dead

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That's pretty hardcore, dude. You're a pretty hardcore dude.

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>XXXTentacion is dead

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Still don't know whom that is.

thinking about what android pussy would taste like

Just another self proclaimed "rapper"

Just wanted an excuse to post my usual thot

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Tastes like cherry

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Don't mind Mexicans, nice people with a strong sense of family. The problem is fucking Chicanos causing problems in my state

Based

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It would depend on the manufacturing process

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feel like androids should have the ability to change the scent and taste they give off at will desu

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That's an extra feature

It would only make the thing more expensive

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the lighting makes it look like shes peeing on her floor

????

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Ugly

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bitch niggas

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I know her

>Apply for 7 jdifferent internships
>Have 3 interviews in the next following days
>They are all at least 40 minutes away from where i live

Wish me luck

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Everyone has advised me against her but I can't help it.

>go to donate blood
>have you been feeling tired user?
>n-no(i have)
>your iron is really low, it's just barely over the limit to let you donate
>o-ok
guess thats why ive been tired the past few days

i would hit that ass so hard her legs would fly off

eat liver

no i think i'm going to go cook some ground beef and then make hamburgler helper

Eat liver.

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>least my chrome ain't low
*pulls pistol*
>draw it

being in love is great not only do you want to fuck each other you are attracted to the people you are as well

She blocked me everywhere except one site

cuck

cut down on the coffee jew

this is like something a 14-year-old girl would post on normiebook

>not blocking women instinctively

Hey cunts
Would you rather work in a :

Paint factory as a quality analyst in a lab
Water treatment plant
Automovile part factory as a quality analyst

this is something a 13 year old edgelord would respond

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i still havent gotten paid

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the quality anals one

cuck