i handle you 100 dollar bill

> i handle you 100 dollar bill
> you instantly own 100 dollar

What is the equivalent crypto?

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Tether

I give you 1 Nano, you instantly own 1 Nano.
t. IQ 92

>I hand you a 100 dollar bill
>federal reserve immediately begins reducing its value
>government wants to tax you for a transaction
>police want to arrest you for the cocaine residue left on it

IOTA, but you must jerk off a refugee and change your real name if you want to spend it

trick question op but you can't fool me

>MONERO
>MUH FUNGIBILITY

a QR code???

Stellar

That certain cryptocurrency that still has working 0-conf because it wasn't hijacked by developers so they could keep in an arbitrary limit that strangles the network so they can sell their second layer solutions

>read the small print on said bill
>realise you don't own shit but you now owe the federal reserve $100

traces of paper are left on my fingers
you didn't suspect that
I took a fee without you knowing

Truth.

Fucking goys

>wasting my time and energy to meet up in person for your filthy money.
>try to spend my $100
>sorry we don't accept 100s

i know that feel. i have thousands of these hundred dollar bills but im still begging for change because no one will take my hundreds.

nano

Ripple and Stellar. Or anything unrelated to bitcoin and ethereum.

not ironically this
>patented instant mobile payments
>fungible and anonymous (fork of Monero)
>aiming to become the literal cryptocurrency used to buy coffee with

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yeah, but then try using your US™ dollar in some other country, like Germany, and there'll be like "Vas iz dis?" or however fuck they talk

> i handle you 100 dollar bill
> you instantly own 100 dollar
100 dollars of debt, who owns that debt? how do you OWN $100 again?
No equivalent in crypto....that is why i like it

But the value of a dollar doesn't change

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>But the value of the dollar doesn't change

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>i give you 100 usd worth of bitcoin
>you get cucked by transaction fees and now have only 70 usd
>because the transaction took several hours bitcoin crashed again
>you now have only 10 usd worth of bitcoin

>I hand you my private key
>you now own x amount of crypto

>bitcoin crashed 85%

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this guy gets it

Paper money is the pioneer meme money.

JIBREL

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You can actually spend your USD in lots of countries, even ones where it's not the official currency. Not Germany, obviously, but many countries that don't have a particularly strong currency.

>I hand you a gun
>you kill yourself

I can cash out two butcorns daily just find an offline buyer

holo

> i handle you 100 dollar bill
>you buy req
>you now have 50 dollar bill after 1 day

>the value of a dollar doesnt change

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