Australians are real

>Australians are real

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wtf proof???

I've seen a single australian in my entire life.

australians are a wise tale silly. Everyone knows they don't exist.

I have met 4. Two were chill as fuck. The other two were your standard chang beer tanktop wearing tools

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist

Go to Whistler. Plenty of leaf girls getting AUSSI'ed

Then where was it when I went to Brisbane and got a hit and run by some aussie boomer and had to pay for rental damages?

Why are Kiwi's so inexorably drawn to Queensland?

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You were flown to south America. Everything is a premade set.

so why do the flat earthers who believe this say when they are asked "why would they make up Australia?"

what would governments benefit from this?

Good way to disguise the underground Mines/Deathcamps where the metal comes from

I don't even know, it's just where you go for holiday
It's not even that great, just a big city right up to the waterfront and we always go to the same wildlife park
I'd rather go to that island where someone got eaten by dingoes tbdesu

Trying to make the Gold Coast some Las vegas style deal atm I think. Some semi mythical place for Australians. Shame its shit

Why is it so flat though

Why's what so flat?

they need to get to the mainland but they can't afford melbourne or sydney

Who can?

The whole area

It's a ruse

Is it? Probably no mountains mate. You see the trick is you either get mountains or flat as a rule

Why would you want to go there anyway.

I've met thousands

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so many of them shit in the shower. i had no idea. i thought they were 1st world. disgusting.