Guatemala!!

Dude it is legit a good lager! More bold than the mexican beers. No I do not! What do they call it?

the latter

can I move to chile please

I like you guys and Panama, the rest of central america needs to be glassed

shhhh its ok. we made prettier mud triangles anyways.
it's Called Famosa for copyright issues in here.
Looks like there was a vote in Guatemala that petitioned for Belize's land it was about 57% Yes on it. but thats all i know about it.
No kiwi go to Guatemala before chiqita banana takes all the bananas

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Dude we sold it to the english for like, 40k pounds fair and square. Shit would be more trouble than it is worth

I want to go to chile though

Nice! I really do like it. Glad it is spreading out

Based authors.

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oh also was this also Guatemalan territory that was sold. I remember hearing about that once.
Why?

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Dumb chi

Do you guys also make that cheese covered in wax?

Basado

because my great great grandmother was from there

Nah yucatan is more complex. In 1821We did not really want independance, so we decided to join Mexico instead. When the mexican empire collapsed, these guys decided to stick around intead of joining the rest of Central America. Again, fair and square. A bit jealous of them sometimes haha

indio cochino

what are you waiting for? come back home, we have plenty of sheep and they love the kiwi accent, you'll drown in pussy

I used to think Central Americans spoke like Mexicans until I met some, you guys actually have pretty distinct accents desu.

Whats wrong with Honduras?

>spoke like Mexicans
There are like five or six main dialects in Mexico alone

Also Guatemalan/Salvadorans girls are QT as fuck.

only central matters

>Whats wrong with Honduras?
lol

everything, imagine mexico but ten times worse.
thats honduras.

Hello Guatemalans!!!

I still have family there but when my side came to NZ they cut off contact
And besides they got bleached anyway :

Don't go for Salvadorean girls bro. They're literally mentally insane and like to have their partners grasped by the balls all the time

have you ever visited? trying to learn some spanish perhaps?

>mexicos mexico is Honduras the most disgusting shithole of america..
I thought that was El Salvador. Also, while the entire America's pretends Haiti doesn't exist...it does.

that describes women from planet earth my dude

ayuda por favor

conoces a gente que murio?

I do know a bit of spanish, but I haven't used it in a good few years since high school
I would like to visit some time, my family was from Santiago, even have a birth record photo but it's all in really old fashioned cursive and Chilean

Do Guatemalans actually exist? I have never met one in my life

nice, maybe it's time to start practicing your spanish with some app like duolingo and watch movies with spanish subs or dubbed

No, pero conozco a gente que ha estado al frente de las protestas, que ha estado en zonas bajo fuego policial, conozco al tipo que maneja un think tank de políticas públicas que el gobierno está acusando de narcotraficante, y conozco a un tipo que fue torturado por una semana.

Will I >get shot in San Juan Del Sur?

>A bit jealous of them sometimes haha
Why?

Not... yet.

Things have been cool in SJDS, I even know of some people who've spent weekends there while this thing is happening. Might take longer to get there if there are blockades in the roads.

Yes, I'd like to, I'm pretty white though, my father is half asian so I have more of that in me than native american and spanish/chilean
Anyway do you think you could tell me the professions of the mother and father?
I can't read it

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>Haiti

If Guatemala is Mexico's Mexico

Haiti is America's India

I cant resist them m8. Are you salvi?

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Guatemala = Good
The rest = Not good

>racemixing with central americans

Unfortunately the most prominent dialects are from the north and south, predominantly from Sinaloa, Michoacan, and Guerrero.

>Unfortunately
I'm from Michoacan and have a central accent. Problem?

>Unfortunately
Every variation of human language is beautiful

profesion of the mother says ninguna, which means none, profesion of Hipolito says something weird I can't quite figure the letters, but I can tell you that the place is Campo de Marte, which is in down town, today is called parque o'higgins

Mexicans and majority of Central Americans are mestizos you dumb fuck, it not like they're dominican or rican creaturas.

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>Do Guatemalans actually exist? I have never met one in my life
I met one. She came here as a kid, my friend fucked her, I met her, she was a huge bitch, after college she got married and died of cancer.

I felt bad but a friend pointed out if she was a bitch, it didn't matter that she died because she'd still be a bitch if she lived.

Yes
ehh

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>If Guatemala is Mexico's Mexico
>Haiti is America's India
That's pretty rude to India. Haiti is the new world's rancid pile of shit and failure. I'm not sure you could intentionally fuck a country up as bad as they have.

let me look this up with time tomorrow, do you post in your general so I can contact you there?

thanks user, this was from the 1800s so I guess writing style has changed a lot

creo que dice contador

What's your problem

That's not a t, it's an h

it’s like guava, shares the same etymological root

I do check out now and again, so yeah if you do I'll see it

tambien pense, entre contador y constructor, o alguna cosa rara de la epoca, si averiguo donde estaba la calle podria saber si es una profesion o un oficio porque se agrupaban por gremios en esa epoca

ok I'll look into it

is India the Mexico of the middle east by any chance?