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New Mexico edition

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>rain is favorite weather
>tfw no one wants to hike with you when it rains
what's wrong with you fags

Unironically one of the most aesthetic state flags. Too bad it's such a shitty state.

az > nm
what the fuck is in new mexico?

another day another dollar

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>stand on top of exposed mountain in thunder
good idea fag

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>walking to house after work
>hear what sounds like a gun shot then a car speed off
if another florida rapper is dead in a few hours i am an audible witness

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lots of neat stuff

lightning doesn't strike mountain peaks idiot

>florida
>first world

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south florida is basically third world desu
north florida isn't as bad

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shut the fuck up

north florida is where all the "florida man" memes come from

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we can only hope

great go stand on one then idiot

Has anyone here met a cute latina?

fjgbeijrvfemfksldmijnfenwognvnfslms

I've never been there but I agree, they have my favorite state flag.

then maybe it is as bad idk

yes

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Yeah, everyday

Clack more like crap

Asian pride worldwide

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i guess but i'm more into the finnish race

Never seen one

Are you ok?

No.

Weeb

my name is kelvin because im an absolute unit

multiple

Hey mexico. You guys ready to work hard to build that wall?

I will sell my body to pay for it. I hope you're happy.

Sure.

>My mind's tellin' me no, but my body, my body's tellin' me yes
>Baby, I don't wanna hurt nobody
>But there is something that I must confess (to you)
it sounds good, but then I remember the sex cult and the pissing

just remembered Ive had a burger in the fridge for like 3-4 days

hope its still good

Are you seriously thinking about eating it?

haven't masturbated in exactly 7 days
don't think I can make it another day

its not a MCd's or fast food burger, its from a sit down restaurant

I don't eat food that's more than one day old tbqh

fast food? home cook?
i know you were going on about trying to cook a burger in italy, finally lived the dream eh

So?

sweat a lot today

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throw it out you ape

hot

buns and meat were stupidly overpriced over there

i found out the chick from the DnD show has a sweating disorder
incredibly attractive

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Anyone from Vancouver here? Is it comfy?

it's shit, sorry

seattle's comfier

herro yes a voncouba velly nice

want to visit BC

wouldn't mind a qt chink gf

This is all your fault mexico. We could have been friends but you refused to get your act together.

that probably makes it even worse to be quite honest

>chinese
>cute

try again

yes and now i want to meet your sister

Mexicans:
What are people from Baja California/Mexicali called?
I'm not looking for "Bajacaliforniano", its slang I think. It could be derogatory.

putas

Sexual assault

k

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maricones

what...

Hey mexico. When you get your loli anime in your country does it censor out all the lewds?

I'm crazy

like they sweat a lot more than average

i have a dinner date, what am i supposed to do bros

Let her peg you

desu I can't tell I'm really not into that shit nor do I want to investigate about it

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>mfw
why did I expect an answer

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spit on her face to establish dominance

>9pm
>should be in bed by 11pm to get up at 7am to go learn shit i already know so i can pay shekelberg to get a piece of paper
hate this stuff

Sorry I really don't know.
Context as why you want to know?

Why do mexicans love tacos so much?

have you HAD real tacos?

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They taste really good

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was gonna fap but I saw a n*gger in my porn search results and felt too disgusted to fap

won't happen if you fap to 2d

Racist

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>actively searching for blacked porn
>get mad when you find it
gee

how much deodorant do you apply?
3 swipes? 6?

Who was in the wrong here


IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, THERE WAS LITERALLY ONE, A SINGLE FUCKING DOUJIN WHERE THIS HAPPENED AND SHE COULDN'T SHAKE THE STIGMA

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Canada legalized weed bros

>be conneticut
>have ancient memes fly 36,000 ft over your head

3

They have internet in conneticut?

three each

it is Current year, after all

3 up-downs or
up down up

Three equally distributed

down up down

4 days is pushing it, but if it doesn't smell rotten it's probably fine

whom are you referring to
t.flyover

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I've caught myself unironically saying yass
i'm fucked

good

the girl im talking to texts me that