Who would win in a war today?
North Europe vs South Europe
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m*Doids will and always win sorry, n*Rdoids are a sparse and feminine people
How are the sides drawn?
the Meds easily win this
modern Nords are a weak effeminate people who have grown lazy and decadent on their wealth
Depends on who attacks first, because that decides who the USA fights with.
m*Doids will and always win sorry, n*Rdoids are a sparse and feminine people
>meds and nords destroy each other
/fug/ wins as usual
Unironically the South
UK and France teamed up could take the rest of europe as it is, but without them I'd put my money on Italy ironically enough
Italy this is your chance for redemption so take it or leave it
As long as Sean Bean is on our side, then victory is assured.
Depends. When you say northern Europe what do you mean exactly?
GRUG SAY SNOW TRIBE KILL OLIVE EATING TRIBE
We are stronger than all of Northern Europe by ourselves
Come at us, brownies.
I guess finns have the advantage that no one would want to own a piece of ice
except the russians
OH NO A SNOWFLAKE
RUN SOUTHIE RUUUUUUUUUUUN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sad but true. Well, apart from the ruskies of course.
Why not a united europe against the rest of the world this time?
And the chechen muslim as a supreme leader
WE
THE SOUTHEEEEERN... BROTHERS
If france or uk or germany is included in northern europe than the brown monkeys literally wouldn’t last a week
Why the fuck would we be included in northern europe you pillock ?
We are all Europeans
us three are our own team nigga
We is wite
Which side is France on?
Africa.
Jokes on you, Northern Euros are my frens.
Our own side
If you had to put france and germany in one of the two categories almost everyone would say that they are part of northern europe and the uk is literally north of Europe
Don't worry, we already took what we wanted.
I'm asking for France I don't care about the rest
I dont know who will win next war but whoever has italy on their side will lose
t. Some british dude
The (((anglo)))
>france
>germany
>actually forming a genuine alliance
>implying france is northern euro regardless
I'm going to get the rake if you keep this dumb shit up.
You cant play with us.
None, blue is north and yellow is south.
>You're going to fight for Southern Europe right user? You're not a filthy Nordoid?
You guys would probably take a siesta in the middle of battle.
>no random girl, for I am a slav/german mutt, and do not give a rats ass about this meme conflict, now I shall go enjoy some surstroming and wine with some gnocchi and tomato meat sauce
Who gives a shit. Africans are flooding into Spain and Italy reported 20% of citizens born in Africa. Enjoy getting BLACKED, sandniggers.
>Coming from Sweden
l m a o
I guess france is probably the one country that could legitimately claim both most french people i know look a lot more norther euro (except the «french» ones with a spanish/italian surname)
disregarding the sizes of each regions military, i'd think, even if it seemed like the north had a chance at all, their homefront would betray them anyway
thats if they even had a chance in the first place
>most french people i know look a lot more norther euro
Spain is the gayest country on earth.
They literally do though.
They might have light hair and light eyes but they do not look like Northern Euros at all. You new worlders are absolute idiots who have no idea how Europeans look and it's frankly amusing.
t. son of Frenchies
Macron cumming his pants over the thought of smashing two old slags at the same time.
Lol then it will be a stalemate as both sides are completely useless
South
They have Greeks and Serbs
For as long as they have Germany on their side, we're bound to win.
>son of frenchies
Nice larping christiano but i am pretty sure i have known more actual french people than you in my life and they look a lot more like English people than they they look like shitalians or poortuguese
I'm from Nord-Pas-de-Calais and most of the natives literally do look like Northern Euros though. It would be wrong to assume that France isn't extremely diverse when it comes to (European) phenotypes.
Can I be the victor’s cum dump?
Tss we have funland and they have greece
Sorry but meds are manlets. I could rest my balls on your chins
>Larping
Oh no people immigrated within the EU ! Shocking !
Of course you do ! You just live across an Ocean and I'm just 6 hours away by car or 1 hour by plane. You're absolutely correct.
New worlders lmao. Can't fault you really, Chinese education is all about no understanding and cheating.
What balls?
what balls
Based, redpilled
you'd have to take them out of your chastity cage though and adbul still has the key
we have no balls either to be fair
Je suis désolé mais non. Vous n'êtes pas soi-disant "squaredhead".
Et c'est exactement ce que je veux dire, la France est un phénotype varié, identique à l'Europe du Sud, peut-être même plus.
C'est de ma faute si je réponds à une feuille.
>my balls
You clearly have never been to Montréal or any unviversity in québec. It’s basically 50% french foreign students. Either way i’ll let you get back to your siesta josé
190cm and 100% med, Sven.
what chins*
I suppose we have Finns and Balts
cough tune
youtube.com
There are tall chinese people too. We are talking a statistical average here
>MY Balls
>You clearly have never been to Montréal or any unviversity in québec
And you clearly never been to France. And I'll let you get back to your ping pong, 语嫣.
I feel like I'm just feeding your masochistic fetish at this point.
the gap is closing. Soon enough we'll be the same height.
Not for long.
Before the 90's everyone in Portugal was a turbo manlet, with each generation getting worse. Now high school kids are my size more or less or taller.
I am Med ( Roman ) because Sweden was founded by Suedicus, a roman General.
I have been and like the other guy told you the french people in the north do look like northern euros
Dans ma région, beaucoup sont d'ascendance néerlandaise, ce qui explique pourquoi nous sommes différents des autres Français en apparence. Et tu as parfaitement raison quand tu dis que les phénotypes français varient en fonction de la géographie, mais cette logique, il faut l'appliquer à toutes les situations. C'est pour ça que je pense que tu rejettes son propos beaucoup trop vite.
Ah !
Svedicus Nordicus, our inside man. Are you close to destroying those filthy barbaric animals from within?
G*rmanic women only exist to be polluted by the superior Italian BVLL genes so he can give all her children brown eyes.
>this post
>that flag
oh it's you
Southern Europeans can stand against cold. You on the other hand literally burn if you stay in the sun longer then 15 minutes.
Oui mais il l'applique à TOUS les Français. Dire qu'ils sont comme les Euros du Nord.
Je suis d'origine française et je ressemble à un Euro du Nord aussi. Mais tous les Français sont comme ça? Non, pas même les indigènesMais comme je l'ai dit, c'est de ma faute si je réponds à une feuille.
lol
please don't encourage him. this blanda upp thing is destroying all of us
Vous n’apprenez pas à lire aù portugal? J’ai spécifiquement dis la plupart des français que je connais
And?
The med bvll has to spread his genes to the uncultured barbarian waifus of the north.
You're not Italian. You are American.
9th legion
we'd eat those med soldiers alive
he said he's French
So just because you move to another country you’re no longer a med BVLL?
Et vous faites des suppositions que la France = tous les Français que vous avez rencontrés jusqu'à maintenant, sans réellement visiter la France.
Mais vous avez mis tous les euros du Sud dans un sac comme tous les nouveaux mondes, donc je ne suis pas surpris desu
Do we get to bring friends?
>implying you don't have a thousand other ethnicities SEETHING in your veins
You're a mutt warrior, user. Never forget that.
You're a mutt.
She looks Irish, hair looks a little Iberian as in not natural blonde
>9th legion
They even made a film about them.
Who cares what a mostly black mutt has to say...
Swedes are Swarthy
Italians are already mutts
She is nordic