And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank with the funny face
And if I'm fake, I ain't notice 'cause my money ain't
So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie?
But my features and my shows ten times your pay?
/brit/
Logan Brooks
Parker Reed
Jonathan Perez
lads got some spots on my back for some reason and i'm heading off to ibiza soon any quick fix remedies?
Isaiah Hill
>At work
>New Polish female who sits next to me asks to borrow my fob (required to opens doors around the building)
>I quickly stick my hand into my pocket and pull it out along with a bunch of snotty tissues that fall over me
>Later in the day she asks if I'm going on lunch
>Say "not yet"
>She asks for my fob again
>Give it to her
>I have to borrow someone else's when I choose to go on my lunch a few minutes later
Did the Pole want to go on lunch together?
Justin Myers
David Mitchell
WHO RUN TOIL TOWN?
Matthew Sanders
Just lost 20ug in the carpet
hope my cats don't eat it
Jordan Sanders
Get some more semen on them asap
Nolan Phillips
cringe (downvote)
Samuel Foster
GIRLS!