/brit/

edition you fuckwit

wouldn't know about cum on my back as i'm not queer but i'm glad it works for you

Not much to be said here. Haruhi Suzumiya: thinking mans waifu. My waifu. Am I a thinking man? Yes. Pretentious much? Yes, too bad. Haruhi is a god, you got that? A FUCKING GOD! You cant argue against that. You lose, no matter what. People say shes a cunt. Those people, I say - me, the thinking man - that they fucking love cocks. "47 dicks dipped into my cereal please sir" "yes, coming right up!" And thats true, trust me I did the research. 100% of Haruhi-sama non-believers LOVE dick. Can't live without it. Do you wanna be a dick lover, or a thinking man? I hope you didn't choose dick lover you fucking giant faggot. I'm here to enlighten you and develop your spiritual love for our true god, not stroke your fucking boipussi. So Haruhi, shes hot as fuck right. Big tits, good thighs. Made for breeding. Good stay at home mother type. Will raise your children, massage your shoulders, and basically do any fucking think you don't want to while you are away. Thats the best type of woman. You want food? She can make that. You want drinks? She can make that. You want a fun and entertaining soul mate with a strong will? She is that. You want literally GODLIKE sex? She can fucking do that in her sleep cunt. Haruhi Suzumiya is like fucking Hitler without the jew-killing. You literally cant loose, even if you try you'll just keep on winning! It's hard to believe, right? Sure, maybe it is, but only if you are a giant fucking athiest faggot who can't take a leap of faith for THE BEST FUCKING GODDESS EVER. Well, too bad you stupid fuck. She wins. She fucking made you, you exist because of her giant fucking jugs, those ones you can see in the above picture. If she doesn't like you, you fucking lose cunt. Game over, you are goneskys. no more compadre. So get over your faggot shit cock loving lifestyle and praise the one true goddess. So, basically, Haruhi is literally fucking heavenly, and you are fucking stupid

new 1 for my russian fren

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I wish I could work in the toil dome. Robots (i.e. foreigners) are taking all jobs

I am frequently told that I am highly intelligent etc and I've never been granted a job

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reminder that no matter how many hormones he injects himself with, Moni will NEVER be as qt as a real girl

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That's why surgery exists

hmm okey

I have been up for 3 days

sure thing swettie

when are you getting surgery?

tell me about moni, why does xe wear the trip?

Damn Moni looks like THAT?!

youtube.com/watch?v=29fwouqykSc

hella fckn epic

just horsed the cat

>just horsed the cat
._.

cool we have horses and cats too

just popped the dog

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have you seen the recent pics?

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just pigged the dog
FTFY

If you wit it I'm wit it, lets get it
I'mma hit it til it drip, then I dip, make you miss it
Damn, damn, damn, you soo materialistic
But I seen you in no clothes, and baby don't forget it

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rt.com/sport/430228-russian-fan-porn-star/

absolute state of that chin pointier than a triangle

Peng Peng Peng PENG

based

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Show us the tits Amer
Noticed any changes in your testicles?

did a

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The good guys lost world War 1 and world war 2

who is this bitch

There are no good guys.

Some POO nigger woman from Canada

no need to be msygonistic

only after he what?

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open boob

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i cant believe thailad is fucking dead

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Indians are literally subhuman

seems like as soon as one problem is solved another, bigger one arises

leftypol bullied him off

he got arrested for being a ""nonce"

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niggers are fake news

>BUT WHY DO MEN CONSIDER US SEXUAL OBJECTS!!

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I don't care if little spic children die in camps

any cringey runt of a man in

donigger (donut + nigger)

you will

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good
he was a shit poster

No i won't

to be fair when two gays are kissing there aren't a gaggle of girls surrounding them filming

nobody considers you a sex object beto

you are mistaken

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just had an epiphany

haha I really like this image

alri stephen

I'm out

nice feet in this image

>when two gays are kissing
there'll be a show alright
youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

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youtube.com/watch?v=YlX6RSF1ny0

have you heard of the high elves?
gargh
bleaugh
mmph!

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Floundering

try to go kiss with your 8/10 mate at some female-centric event and see what happens pal

t. never been to a house party

foot, singular. Since she is a drawing and not a real person, they don't actually have a right foot. It's just a blue splodge meant to imply a sock.

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Im actually enjoy seeing the little spic gremlin children being separated from their parents tbqh

who in that webm is even close to 8/10?

rate my rape pick up line lads
>do you breed? you will

>be leaf
>now legally allowed to grow leaves

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44543286

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flat foot

That was worth posting

me (far back to the right)

sadist

Source me up please

america was responsible for illegalising it around the world

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Guilty as charged

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morning drink

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gib sauce pl0x

Mum's complaining about the contestants on the Chinese dating show again

the lads

me (wristcel)
out of shot in the top

here we are then, all the lads

Paters Ask Jeeves Annals

My mate's got a carousel of Patek and you wouldn't know. Doesn't flash them at all (I'm just an autist and pay attention)

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Borders are a social construct

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