/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

Georgian salad bar edition.

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Bump.

>implying

Why not a better ad?

Jeff Davis was a gentleman, Jeff Davis was no fool. Jeff Davis rode a dapple grey, Abe Lincoln rode a mule.

based

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Do you like KFC?

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It's pretty good, yeah. Heard it's really shit in the US nowadays though.

what's wrong with it?

Not enough apoealing. Neither they use the fucking acronym mate Steveanon. No health claims neither veggie pics

>Neither they use the fucking acronym mate Steveanon
what
>No health claims neither veggie pics
but it says it's healthy

>tfw too smart for acrostics

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fuck off you're acrostic

'Tits healthy for you' line works perfectly fine

>go to a salad bar
>no goat cheese
Why even bother?

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>goat cheese
no thanks

>>goat cheese
>no thanks
gay

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SMART and not Special Menu of Axsomething Ready for Thots or something

Dixie? More like dicks up your ass faggy hahahaahahahaahha

Sproduce, Mfresh, Achoices, Rchoices and Tit's aren't words son.

Well, maybe that last one.

fuck you

hot

>our monthly Penman post gets dubs

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biscuits and gravy

>ew I won't eat this cheese, it didn't come from a moomoo >:(
t. picky ten year old

/cornbread/

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solid post
have some beans and rice on right now bud

nice

got the veggies for cajun food

forgot to thaw out the crawfish tho so i might just do shrimp

so they just passed the new eu censorship law ahead noice gg no re

shrimp is great too desu

You know what you need to do

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Jow Forums might block eu ips
cya losers

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yee, i think shrimp ettouffee is a solid choice
made it with sausage last time

RIP yuromemes

>Jow Forums might block eu ips
pls no

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>You gone
>Melila gone
>Var gone
>Herault gone

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best part is that you cant leave the eu

what does it do

safetheinternet.info/

>turkey is gone
>the whole of yurop might be gone
fare thee well global internet, you were wonderful til the fags in charge ruined you

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Shit it'll actually be a dixie thread

so, all websites are forced to use a filter for copyrighted content, with is costly to use, maybe euros wont get any images hm

rip

But I don't want me and Calgary to be the only foreigners.
Also I like all you dixieboos.

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Pee

>The upload filters also mean the death of the meme culture. Copyrighted material under the terms of free use can no longer be distributed without paid licenses. Save our meme culture!
>oi bloke, you got a loicense fer that bloody meme?

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is there anything the EU is actually forbidden to legislate on? Because it seems like there is absolutely no clear outline of what laws are the responsibility of member states and which laws the EU has a right to make.

>totalitarian cartel of politicians
>clear outlines on their powers

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can i become someones butler, ill cook and clean shit up

what is there to do in arkansas?

Move to one of those Finnish enclaves by the lakes and run a public sauna.

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imma start a interpals and hook some nipp gf and start sauna business in osaka

Can you speak Nipponese?

me tbqh

weak japanese, wouldnt take long to learn it though and i dont have to worry about pronunciation

that actually sounds comfy

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I'm a US citizen so at least I can move.

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>dont have to worry about pronunciation
Is it that similar to Finnish or do you just know that stuff already?

i dont know if you could handle our heat finnbro

i can just say japanese words as they were finnish, yes its very similair

imma spend my freetime in a freezer

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Legit thought about sticking a mattress and a sleeping bag in a freezer so I can sleep better during the summer. Only reason I haven't tried yet is that I can't find a freezer big enough to fit me lengthwise.

carbon dioxide poisoning is no joke though

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Hot cornbread and cold glass of light milk

Didn't think about that.
Just about won a Darwin award there.

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good post

10/10 post

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imagine another timeline where im not here to tell you about that

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>that 27 year old boomer who posts in /dixie/

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did a thread

>that 1 year old boomer who eats mush and shits his pants all day

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Did a reply
But people don't care about our plight

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Satan hates most what is most pure.

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Wish I didn't sweat so fucking much, lads

lmao how the fuck is sweating even real ahah like nigga just close your skin baka

Hmm, what's going on in this thread?

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'nother scorcher

nothing I like more than intermittent storms and high humidity every day

its like 87 here

ill take it, even if it is humid

the heat outside i can handle
it's that heat when i get into my car i can't

I'm just going to drive down to the Piggly Wiggly and get some biscuit mix, what could possibly go wrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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yeah we can take my car, the air conditioning takes a few minutes to start working by the wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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it's humid even when it's 100 out so i'm not complaining

>it's not the heat
>it's the humidity

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>not making biscuits the the grain you grow yourself

Jefferson would be disappointed

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Anybody have a unique recipe from the south to share?

1 part ammonia 1 part bleach

Have anything in mind? I may have some Kaintuck dishes

Anything you are willing to share, I have grocery shopping to do and just enjoy experimenting with my disgraceful home cooking.

1 part biscuits
2 parts gravy

2 parts biscuit
1.5 parts gravy

>biscuit mix
absolute degeneracy

europeans are disgusting. They learn to take shower only in 20 century. In french, german and english castles they didnt even have ways to clean themselfs. I puke when I see a european. They are White but they STINKS. dont ever try to travel to europe in summer. South americans take 3 showers a day. europeans take half shower a week. they make good perfums to hide they european stink

foreign dixieboos btfo