/desi/

Invited : Indians, Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Nepalis, Afgh*nis, Sri Lankans, Bhutanese, Burmese and nice people

Not Invited : Rude people

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Horny whites please bump this thread and I will post pictures of cute indian girls in return

Wouldn't it be funny if she sat on my face haha

smells like poo here

NEED a desi gf

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I served in Russian military with Indian guy whose parents migrated to Russia as students and stayed here.

Please

How do I marry the qt brown barista near my work? I need the secret cheat codes from you brehs.

She is not that cute desu

So he's Russian citizen?

Ok wait

Yes, he is. He plays guitar in some band now.

post hotter ones

gib brown gf

Here

First approach her normally like you would any other girl and talk to her daily whenever you go to get coffee. When you two get close enough, ask her out for a date.
Once you've accomplished all of this, you can come here and ask again. Good luck bro

Nice. How long did you serve in military?

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Just a year. We were conscripts. A fine year though, lots of good memories.

Ahh I see.
We don't have conscriptions here although I wish we did cause it seems like a growing experience to learn from.

Here

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Tfw Kissless handholdless virgin

tfw no indian gf

I need tips on how to get a Pajeeta to marry me, forcefully convert me to Hinduism and poop in my mouth on a daily basis

Wh*te Muslim here
What do you do at these shrines/dargahs
Like eat food and pray or have weddings or what are they for

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>wh*te Muslim here
t. self-hating Persian

Iranians are white and based

Post HQ desi porn.

Migrate to a country with a fair number of South Asians first

There is none.

I go to college in California and I joined the indian org there just to get this qTs number who looks like pic related, kek

I never denied that

Are you chadjeet?

>There is none.
But I NEED it. Something with asslicking pls

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yes although I'm surprised posters on here recognize each other based on posting history lol

This.
Are you the bogpilled Punjabi?

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Best you can get is blowjob videos

How many white women have you fugged?

Then show me that

how rare is this kind of pedigree?

5

met almost all of them in class but I’m more into desi/mena girls

quite common in New Delhi or maybe Mumbai

Basic Mumbai thot

SEND VAGENE

do they hope to hop on some greencard dick or they are fine thoting in india?

no, they don’t really care about greencard desu

all the girls in my friend circle are like that and most of us have richfag parents and live a life of extreme comfort as the top social class in India.

maybe you could find a few exceptions like struggling actresses but idk

Most of the girls like this usually live in South Bombay (richest urban precinct) or South Delhi (another affluent area), so they should be pretty fine. If they wish to migrate to some foreign country, they're rich enough to do it anyway.

so basically no hope for me, thanks for honesty
enjoy eazy life

Did you meet any other desi male and white female couple? Or any desi male and latino female couple?

> don’t live in India for 1.5 years
> come back for summer break
> find out stand up comedy and youtube has exploded here with everyone talking about comedians/YTers I’ve never heard of before

what happened bros

No, most desis date each other desu or they date MENA girls/guys. It’s rare to see interracial couples. One of my good friends in my fraternity is in a long term desi male/white female relationship though

never saw desi male/latino female. I noticed that Latinos also date other latinos too. Only exception is asian girls on white guys. Saw a LOT of that lol

Fugg 2bh the plain white panties are my favorite I would buy a bunch so my girl could wear them every day

I don't fucking know
There's dudes who are literally quitting their jobs to try careers in stand up
The sudden explosion of stand up not just as an entertainment medium, but as a career prospect surprised the fuck out of me

You could always just look for a Indian expat in Italy

only ever met a sri lanka one
looked like a mordor orc

Ikr

my friends and cousins are obsessed with these youtubers/comedians I’ve never heard of or seen. I’m feeling out of touch with Indian culture

Oof

It's alright, I live here and even I don't know or follow any Indian youtubers either

Meanwhile in Dhaka

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What? Really???

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Rotflmao
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>tumhara lund 'itna' bada hai

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Based Brazil
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Isko mere lund ka size kisne bataya....

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How many Indian flags ITT other than me and OP? One?

I'm le OP so that makes two posters
Everyone else please reply to his post

Usne Fantasy Nature ability use kari.
Ya Yukari ne bataya.

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fuck off, weeb

Anime website

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Post based and redpilled movies you have watched recently.
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Anyone else watched Bhavesh Joshi Superhero?
youtu.be/BD-p1rMjJT0

Please be my bf

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I'm majoring in physics from an averag uni, in a country where less than a percent of its GDP goes into R&D. Did i fuck up bros? Any one experienced in the research field in this shithole? I

Become a physics professor or something

>tfw I'll never be gangbanged by black queens

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based

this .professor life looks comfy... if yo have the time and money to get a PHD

Who here has done a DNA test?
post results here

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It’s extremely easy if you’re somewhat decent looking, fit and tall in america unlike India where everyone is still super conservative

I’ve never seen a breed of girls more vapid and shallow than sorority starbucks sipping valley girls. They literally go to parties almost naked and just to get fucked every weekend kek

Me too, Antti, me too.

>and tall
fuck... its over

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not my fault americans are obsessed with height

>americans
I think its women in general. sucks that I have Bengali height

Anyone got the insta of the Indian thot that studies in some US uni that was posted here?

mine

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What part of India are you from?

ethnically I'm Punjabi Jat but I live in New Delhi

your point?

>Your point
I see that you lack mental faculties. Why not try reading my post again.

you reek of szechuan sauce

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Standard Californian accent since I lived in San Jose as a kid too but then moved to India when I was like 9. Studied in American schools so never rlly lost it

it's average in areas like SoCal but women there rlly like 6ft as a magical number. I'm 6'4 and got asked about my height 4-5 times a day, lol.

It was over before it even started anyway, being paki is suffering

do paki qTs not like you?

*SNAP*
Kys.

Yes but once they go out and meet white chads its over for us, basically if your not in the top 20% in the west dating is really hard. Northen europe might be different because of the exotic factor

and a wubba lubba dub dub to you as well

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I don't think that's true. There's plenty of good-looking desi guys in colleges in the west and qT desi girls usually only date them

i don't see how being white just magically makes u more attractive