/brit/

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England_(medieval)

based romans gave the anglo-saxon nobility land after the norman menace invaded

are you saving for something?

The day nassim the ungrateful algerian meets me is the day he dies.

Spag Bol on toast

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how many sugars

the grass is literally greener on the other side

it's true mate, did you not get the memo? we're blaming france for everything that happened after 1066

mary, merry and marry are pronounced the same

None

Sugar in tea is for miserable worms

>The day nassim the ungrateful algerian meets me is the day he dies.

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fuck off to /fr/ you little runt

the first thing a coloniser does is rewrite history. Before them there was nothing and in order to be a good citizen you must emulate the coloniser

>nassim will NEVER have a son because he keeps splitting up with potential waifus over the tiniest things

kek

Doxxable

Money’s

Yes

make a meet

we can leave in the part about living in huts made of shit and killing each other over trees if you really really want

so is milk

was hoping you'd be more specific x

alans got a bad case of the madonna whore complex

gas all white people

sod
no

He's never had one in the first place. Virgin freak who wonders about some 3rd world shithole in cheap outfits and knock off sunglasses thinking he's some sort of gangster.

Yeah northern European pagans where nigger tier desu

the only girl i ever loved was born with roses in her eyes

dont see the big deal about getting doxxed you going to drive to my house and do me in or something

So do I

Unironically food for thought

that was fucking pathetic
honestly why wasnt he booked for that totally outrageous dive?

Lost another £400 Betting today, cant stop

What if there’s a massive burly black lad that posts here who shows up at your gaff and Unironically forces you to suck him

could murder a kfc can't wait until i get a car and can drive there

I wake late and eat shortly after noon. I eat the simplest of breakfasts. The cooked portion is always substantial: omelette or occasionally a large portion of porridge.

I then swim near my home, after jogging down to the local beach. I wear goggles and throw myself into a vigorous front crawl. I return home, lift some weights and then have a shower.
I sometimes read after the sweat. The books I find most interesting are history books. I read these attentively. Heavy, respectable tomes: about Julius Caesar, Peter the Great, Alexander the Great. I rarely read fiction.

I daydream, think of the world, muse on world events. I dream of the happening, the single great moment when my time will come, when I shall shine. People underestimate my power. I have the will, knowledge and proclivity to do what it takes when the time comes.

>selling your soul for toilberg

call your job and get you fired
threaten your relatives
etc

Gonna come to your house and pat your dog/cat

does the shame of losing £400 not beat out the feeling of wanting to gamble again?

want to insert my nose up emma watson's cunt. like actually shove it right up in there haha

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was actually a penalty look at the second angle

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glad I don't live near Tim
would drive into the carpark space outside his flat every day and do doughnuts

they dont go for you they go for people you care about

Wtf she looks like a 45 years old single mom now

don't you start as well lad

I just skim read the madonna-whore complex wikipedia page and realised I have a madonna-whore complex

what is it like in Scotland lads? Looks cozy

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>turning and looking at the ref as he's going down

what fucking fraud and cheat

nigger

>already spent 15% of my wages on payday

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fuck off

Is no one taking this tournament seriously? Bunch of fucking clowns.

not liking this look these days

it's a shitehole. kill me pls

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hot

the pubs in my village all have Poland flags outside them

haha what

It’s grimmer than NI

hate pepe

why are all the white footballers such queens
do I just subconsciously filter out any wogs pretending to be hit or something

>play like shit
>deservedly out of tournament
>start crying
why do they do this? not as if they had a chance lol

Iceland for World Cup

THROW IT ON HIM
NOT ME!

I dont understand why he wasnt booked for this
absolutely outright pathetic

Pepe's not exactly white

We need to just rebuild the fucking cities

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don't think I've ever seen a team so bad in front of goal and yet they were still better than portugal lol.

sue

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there were no white players in the last game

>iOS 12 has a feature that allows you to measure anything accurately through the camera
RIP manlets and dicklets

PPFFFFFFFFF
look at the size of this piddly thing

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it came from south america and Iberia
dumb nigger

can it measure how much coffee is left in my coffee mug/

>Dominic Grieve announces he'll back down and support the government's compromise over meaningful Brexit vote
Knee bent

bit slow this morning

19 and have never bought the following:
>alcohol
>cigarettes
>condoms

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6ix9ine on the Beeb, specifically the story about X being killed.

thief

>that underaged boomer that never had sex

dont deserve a gf desu
constantly fancy every other semi attractive girl i see haha

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smoking age is 21 in my city

24 and the same.

bought all of these apart from cigarettes and condoms

land of the free

HOME OF THE FREEEEEEEE

It's more the league they come from than the race, EPL refs allow contact more so driving is less sucsessful but la Liga and other spic leaves have refs more strict on contact

colorado somewhere?

also to add, ive never USED any of those either

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only bought condoms for a friend
such a beta thing to do looking back.
I had to awkwardly stand about quite a few times while he got off with some fit bird.
stopped hanging out with me once he got a proper gf lol.

bought all of these plus MDMA, weed, hashis and coke before i turned 19

honestly nothing to do lads, kinda bored

thoughts/ideas?