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a thread for smartbois only, no losers allowed

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haha yes

Hi Ameri-kun!

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unironically the worst english speaking general and can't even blame it on the euros

you could blame the british for your existence

hey hun-kun! how are things desu

It is fine, going to the hospital tommorow for a check-up, hope all goes fine.

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good luck qt

sorry for disturbing your circlejerk, I'll let you get back to escaping the real world by finding the most saccharine way to ask autists what they had for dinner

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thank you

How come everyone in the gay general is constantly going to doctors?

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Well I broke my leg and I have to go once a week for x-ray.

what does this even mean? That's very specific, like you done this thing yourself.

Yeah, I bet you fell down the stairs in the middle of your gay orgy

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If that's what you like to belive Finn-kun. That makes you extremely gay.

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bye

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Vignette is clearly far better than Satania.

Don't bulli Satania

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absolutely dirt tier taste

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Enjoy your tomato juice and bakery.
The Tsukinose family will take over heaven!

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy westy

how can one poster be so wrong

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Raphiel is easily the most evil character on the show. Satania could never compete.

Hello!

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Conway!
How are you today?
Heyo.
Are you doing well?
Hows the day been treating you?

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i'm downloading lots of stuff for skyrim

Yes I am doing fine, what about you?

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>skyrim
Haven't played Skyrim in yonks.
I assume you're downloading mods, what are the big ones?
I'm good.
Went to bed farrr too early and now I'm awake at 4AM but thats fine.
Accidentally left my window open though and now my rooms freezing.

>I assume you're downloading mods, what are the big ones?
sexlab

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>what are the big ones?
right now it's just quality of life and graphics stuff. might do the requiem overhaul at some point but i don't feel like fooling with it now

gonna see if it's at all possible to roleplay like you could in morrowmeme

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>sexlab
Wouldn't surprise me, he's a massive pervert like that.
Ahh I see.
What made you wanna jump back into Skyrim?
I find the game a bit of a bore desu...

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>What made you wanna jump back into Skyrim?
just felt like playing something easy desu. plus every time i try to mod skyrim i spend about 3 weeks getting all the mods sorted before getting bored in 30 minutes of gameplay

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Oh no that's bad.
You are the only one who plays with that Germanon.

>You are the only one who plays with that Germanon.
i don't play with him tho

>i spend about 3 weeks getting all the mods sorted before getting bored in 30 minutes of gameplay
God I do this too...
I do it to Morrowind, I do it to New Vegas I just keep doing it over and over.
>that pic
I can see parts of the benis...
It's not too bad, I'll just stay snug in bed!

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Oh no wrong ID. That was supposed to be a reply for Germanon!

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>flag
>smart
Haha get it, murricans?

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>God I do this too
well i've played all of them for roughly 1000 hours on console so it's not like i'm missing anything

>I can see parts of the benis
good..

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That's a good idea.
I don't really want to see the penis of those stanky bethesda models tho.

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literally me in the middle

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are you actually 160cm

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me on the right

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no
yes

CUTE

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Yeah I've smashed them all out for hours and hours...
I just sometimes get a hankering for them, go through the motions of installing, setting up, modding only to play a couple times then uninstall.
No neither!
You're a funny looking fella.

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damned european genes

pls no I don't want to be cute

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i lied i'm only 181, that's like a centimeter or two away from 6'

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ha if I was a 2d boi then I wouldn't have a problem

>1 cm off
fug you, you don't know what it feels like to be such a manlet

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i'm sure you'll be great at smashing other things for hours desuuuu

a CUTE azn boi

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I wish I would be 160 cm, I am like 173 I don't want to be this tall.

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stop I just want to be a M A N

we're trading places right now whether you like it or not

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Yes, make me small!

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>if I was a 2d boi
Thats a big IF buddy.
>i'm sure you'll be great at smashing other things for hours desuuuu
W-What could you possibly mean by this?

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asian bois don't get to be men, they're meant to be cuddled by white men
you're like a life sized doll!

you'll find out soon enough

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omw to hungary right now, message you when I get there

ass

but I had a korean friend who was nearly 6 ft tall when he was 13

why can't I be well endowed :(

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Can't wait to get smaller.

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>why can't I be well endowed :(
because you're made to be a real man's cuddlebuddy

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>you'll find out soon enough
Oh a surprise?
Can't wait.
>ass
Bit rude...

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cringy. seriously. Do americans even do this kind stuff? I thought only Koreans and a few weird Japanese guys would do it.

>Do americans even do this kind stuff?
do what? the -kun thing is just a nickname because typing out "hungarian bud" is weird

>real men
I just want a qt femboy to cuddle with, is that so much to ask for?

>you'll be great at smashing other things
>ass
what's up

you sweet summer child

i'll cuddle with you desu

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You see I had to sneak into this thread because I'm not smartboi...
I'm a bit dense and thought you were calling me an ass...

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I'm ok with this

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no! this is a no-loser thread!

:3

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Frig off nerd!
I do what I want.

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ah don't worry, happens to the best of us

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i didn't know you were such a pervert...

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At least hun-kun rhymes somewhat.

i thought kun was pronounced like coon

wha... I thought we had reached that point
my bad, just forget about what happened

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it's perfectly fine..

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That is how you pronounce it ( I think) but if you say it phonetically then it rhymes.

Roosters are crowing.
Hot cup of tea will warm my hands.

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What tea are you drinking?

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Just ya basic Ceylon tea, I should really get some new stuff today because I've been drinking it for a while.

Oh fun.

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Warmed my hands and my insides.
Feeling rather good now.

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That's nice, I just cooled myself with water.

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+++ IMPORTANT +++

stay hydrated

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It's not too hot where you are I hope.
Can't stand the stinking heat, I think I'm enjoying the cold more.
Thanks for reminding me.
Nearly died of thirst.

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I want it to be hotter, it is only 30 celsius.
I drank like 2 liters of water Germanon.

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>I want it to be hotter
>it is only 30 celsius.
What the heck?
Thats too hot already you silly, you'll die if it gets any hotter.

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VERY GOOD, this is important

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No I won't, my room upstairs was usually 33 celsius in the summer.
Thank you Germanon!

Gonna go play some bideo gaems gang.

What are you playing?

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*SIIIIIIIIIIP*

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*SLUURRRRRRRP*

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WHOA
WHOA
easy there

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Good night!

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good night :)

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Hello everyone!! how are you all?

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Good, just punched mommy for being so disagreeable!

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W-what did she do?

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please ignore the mongol

Was playing some warband, but my fingers got too cold :(
Good morning buddy.

She was being a dumb bitch that thought I'd eat soy meat

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