/brit/

is 5ft 11 150 pounds ok??

because its covered in saliva, imagine if we sweated saliva when harmed

>riot
its """civil unrest"""

What was Holden thinking selling the Maloo outside of Australia?

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wolverine didn't have powers apart from his claws
he just kept spitting on himself

very good ending lmao

no that’s fine luv x
very desirable body x
btw are you in manny by any chance? don’t get many girls round here lol x

one massive fly just buzzing around and fucking me off. not going to chase it around and let it make a cunt out of me but if it's not out out pronto its getting sprayed with oven hob cleaner. sometimes jut wish they were as big as me so I could give them a proper 1 on 1 heeming. imagine how satisfying that would be. just beating the living fuck out of a man sized fly

doesn't that imply that licking your wound will heal it quicker?

this is the most british thing i've ever read

what does this have to do with British culture

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excellent post this

Virgin Media were supposed to come install the internet today but when they arrived I looked out the window and saw a very tall, fit and unfairly good looking man.

Was too intimidated to open the door so now I’m having to reschedule for next week...

Even educated niggers can't stop chimping

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wish I was gay at times
hate dealing with women

what does your arse have to do with british culture?

is /fr/ broken?

just spotted a very short femoid with absolutely fantastic tits on the tram
going to try and creep shot her

Red-Pill™ me on Chinese memes!

Stop using the n-word. This is your only warning.

Business idea: men with fannies

different cells have different lifespans, if you hurt a part where the cells cycle fast then of course it will heal quickly

what does a soyboy haircut look like?

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isn't that punishable by death in the kalifate of france?

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nigel

the absolute state of remainers right now

the place where I grew up used to be completely white
no jfs on my road. only ethnic I knew was the indians that ran the corner shop.

came back to see my mum today and a wog, a paki family and a muslim walked past whilst I was doing the gardening.

Enoch was right

the spaghetti

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You can call them scoundrels, parasites, swindlers, profiteers, it all runs off them like water off a raincoat. But call them a filthy yank mutt and you will be astonished at how they recoil, how injured they are, how they suddenly shrinks back "we've been found out!"

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i like to flirt with danger

well- yeah ackshually.

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oh my days...
I just realised that homemakers / housewives are actually just female NEETs.

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surrender monkey

I grew up in a very multicultural area and the foreigners were good lads/ladettes
the real issue were the 3rd and 4th gen irish trash (aka: chavs)

nowadays I live in a very white area though

I wouldn't consider them true NEETs since they still have a fair amount of responsibilities

so this cow walks up to me and he says muuu-
and before he finishes saying mutt i says to him i says "whiter than you moohamed"
hahahahaha
dirty black splodged bastard

Nah

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screeching, screaming little runtlet

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>chinese people are genetically predisposed to be smaller than africans
no problem
>Africans are genetically predisposed to having curlier hair than chinese people
no problem
>chinese people are predisposed to have higher cognitive ability than Africans
fascist racist nazi hitler eugenicist incel

why do french people smell so bad? and why don't the women shave?

not very accurate. Can't see the plumbing trade supplies warehouse.

Shapiro ANALLY SODOMISES an SJW using a proverbial BROKEN GLASS BOTTLE of FACT and REASON

prettiest woman in the world right here lads

got an iphone but never imessaged anyone

odd little yank

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Irish people are genetically predisposed to not learn how to fish

juat passed by a high school and corr can't imagine the kind of filthy siphyllis ridden bender that wouldn't want to 'ave a go on that

leave the frogs alone you obnoxious little snot

you are a gay still not scored

what good job can I get with a computer science degree that isn't coding all day or teaching

Very legit

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it's an honest question. everyone I know that has ever been to france has said that the natives smell like a mixture of BO and shit

?

you are mom a gay

older sister has a nice body

haha wrote that a bit too soon didn't you

spoke too soon
saudi are laughably poor

coding half the day

lads remember water balloon fights haha

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yeah just a mcchicken meal with a small coke thanks, cheers

Stop giving him our attention. In those parts of the world, Americans are pseudo-worshipped as more highly evolved beings. They even have restaurants with white people posing outside to attract customers

This is probably the most excited he’s been his whole life

fanny like a balti I bet

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actually wouldnt mind being a teacher but don't have very good communication skills

thats a man baby

if there were no flags, tha yank post would still be obvious

reminder that /brit/ is a new wave and shoegaze general

same but I'd end up teaching intercity black kids inevitably so no

what if i told you that i am on holiday in yankland and you've just been pranked by the prank patrol

whats the word of the day?

Government just won another vote, ensuring Brexit is secured. The official date is 29th March 2019 and that is in law now.

it does, never been shot?

unironically not attracted to this woman

The UK will declare martial law and a state of emergency on 28 March 2019 to keep it in the EU

Just freelance bud

I would say shut up you stupid fat yank and tell you to go back to /cum/

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All hell would break loose if that ever happened

flatmate is out tonight
going to have an absolute wank fest

hey buddy I think you've got the wrong thread, /brit/pol is 2 blocks down

say it to my face
meet me on omegle

where abouts in France are you?

Captcha thought I was sending automated attempts. Is Jow Forums.org coinmining us?

haha alri grug? you still angry nobody cares about your slags and your shitty text conversations?

just met my sister for the first time in years, my neice came a long and kept dropping hints about needing a new phone obviously dropping hints. Just spent 400 odd quid ffs.

vocal twats on twitter actually pretending to be outraged over a joke ohnonono who are these sad saps need a fucking slap troglodytes unreal

what does this have to do with british culture